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Let's have a little Caption Contest

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Who ever comes up with the funniest caption for this picture wins some karmas, I don't have a lot but I'll give you all I have !

 
the_clockwork said:
Who ever comes up with the funniest caption for this picture wins some karmas, I don't have a lot but I'll give you all I have !

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I'll start

"This is the WORST whaling watching trip I've ever been on"
 
"We were having Sexlympics on the balcony and toppled over... I pulled her cellulite chord and thank god the bitch broke my fall."
 
I hope that is a girl there... cuz they something hanging a bit in the shadows between her legs.
 
"Maybe our idea of Strip Holka Polka Dance didn't go over very well with the rest of the crowd."
 
"God it's cold... you know that reminds me of that scene in Empire Strikes Back where Han cut open the Tautauns belly and snuck Luke in it to keep him warm. Where's my lighter saber?"
 
"it was after this event that p3 ended his deviant fetish with tailpipe sex"
 
"Fuck. This bitch's pants aint' my size either. That damn AAP made it sound so easy stealing clothes when they were passed out."
 
"In other news, Rosie O'Donnel was found dead in a parking lot today, police say the cause of here death was a massive heart attack which was caused by ellen degeneres showing Rosie her massive penis".
 
She "honey, next time you change the oil!"
He" Bitch, STFU and wipe off the mess ...next stop, you suc my cock "
 
The upside of married life

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was out last night having a splended old time when i meet this incredibly hot brunette ( who is married) after a couple hours of having some beers and few shots me and her was making out in the bar parking lot after they closed .
i felt brave and asked her for some head and she said no! but after a few kisses on her neck i managed to gently push her head down between my legs where she unzipped my jeans and took care of the rest

after the seesion she said " dont call me cause my husband" ill see you around. after that i went to the diner and stuffed a little bit and saw some other females i used to hang out with, we exchanged numbers to meet up tonight..

im exausted any of you want to fill in for me tonight?


fucking married life rock's!!!
 
upon closer examination, jack discovered the reason his car wouldnt start was because there was a naked fat chick stuck in the radiator.
 
If a fatty falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, if you hit it does it still count?
 
"Youngguns couldn't wait to lose his virginity"
 
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Yarg! said:
upon closer examination, jack discovered the reason his car wouldnt start was because there was a naked fat chick stuck in the radiator.
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I bet it would start if she was there
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the_clockwork said:
Who ever comes up with the funniest caption for this picture wins some karmas, I don't have a lot but I'll give you all I have !

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klue "hammy I hope this pick dont show up on ef".hammy "lmao thats your problem I don't go there any more"
 
"I told you there's no food in between those bricks. Now come back up here and suck it."




Ehh, I don't even like it. Shoot me now.
 
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Are you sure this is how I take the rectal temperature to figure time of death, or are you pulling the newb's leg?
 
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ok i got one more:

lestat has once again, lowered the bar for standards.
 
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c00per as funny as that was, altering the pictures is illegal ;)


but lol at the healother pic
 
the_clockwork said:
u automatically lose b/c you made everyone poor during march madness :worried:
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nobody's gonna have jack to bet the big dance with

I was getting rocked thursday and friday
 
Spartacus said:
nobody's gonna have jack to bet the big dance with

I was getting rocked thursday and friday
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definately not from me but that's the shit I get for gambling.. oh well it's just karma!
 
"Wow, I'd better get her underwear, cause none of the boys are going to believe this... hey, where did that flash come from?"
 
"Really? Your first time? Nooo...a pretty girl like you, I don't believe it."
 
"I told you I was the bomb. That was no internet speak. Now get up here for seconds, bitch"
 
the_clockwork said:
Who ever comes up with the funniest caption for this picture wins some karmas, I don't have a lot but I'll give you all I have !

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"I am never drinking agian.....maybe, if I pick up the evidence no one will ever even know I was here" :worried:
 
dont sweat the petty stuff ; pet the sweaty stuff!

what country do you think that ungodly act took place? looks like germany. they really do not have much standards i hear.
 
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