I was a loser in highschool (actually I'm still quite a loser...) but anyway....me and my loser friends used to drink while watching the Smurfs. Basically anytime the word "smurf" was uttered (or any derivative thereof - e.g., "smurfberries" "smurfy" etc.,) you had to pound back a drink....
....the only problem is that the word "smurf" is used so goddam much that you're wasted after five minutes of playing....
I told you I was (am) a loser....