Let's all never wear pants again

[Nathan]

This way, if you see someone walking down the street without any pants on you can immediately come two conclusions:

1) They are a member of Elite Fitness
2) They know what's up, and thus why pants blow gigantic octopus cock.

Either way, you're looking at good people. Salt of the Earth people, you might say. Guess what? Go fuck yourselves, that's what.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

The same nathan I remember...

 

[Nathan]

The same nathan I remember...

Do you still pack ass or have you given that up all together?

 

[AAP]

Nathan.

N-A-T-H-A-N.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Do you still pack ass or have you given that up all together?

pack ass? Sorry man, I'm not gay. Not even for you.

 

[Nathan]

Nathan.

N-A-T-H-A-N.

I'm not following you but I'll pretend like I am for posterity's sake. Also, what does "posterity" man?

 

[AAP]

N-A-T-H-A-N


*\o/* <------ cheerleader for NayNay.




(I am trying to act baked like you, my hero)

 

[Nathan]

N-A-T-H-A-N


*\o/* <------ cheerleader for NayNay.




(I am trying to act baked like you, my hero)

Who says I'm baked? You obviously don't know me at all. Not even a little bit, in fact. I don't do drugs. Never have, never will. Not my style is all. Just not my style. Now, where did I put my helmet?

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

I started this trend back in the 80's when I refused to wear sparkly rainbow parachute pants

 

[canadianhitman]

How do we differentiate EF members from run-of-the-mill streakers if this plan gets off of the ground?