Less then Masculine Friend??

[GrandMaster]

anyone have one of these?
im not talking gay.......i mean a buddy that makes u raise an eyebrow every now and then?

im concernt about a friend of mine...lol

the guys go out, we have a good time... we're deciding which girl to approach... my friend is over in the parking lot Gawking with a hard on at some car!!!

he gets abused bad from the group because, well... he's a bitch!
everyone laughs at eachothers mistakes, or something stupid they said, but him, ... he gets pist right away, and shakes his head.
Seems like a real big momma's boy at 22!!!!!!!!!!
i mean i love my mom and all, but... common!!!!!!!!!!!


and another thing... he's got this bad thing he does i was discussing with another friend.... he fucking flirts with everyones G/f!
some flirting is ok... we're all adults ( to some level lol) but he takes it too far!
i'll leave the room, and he'll swich couches to sit by my bitch!
we went out the other night, and i can see it in his eyes looking at her, and wishing she was his or something......... that shit buggs me......... u know y?!?!?!?!?!?!????? cuz he's got little balls when it comes to picking up a girl, or getting some play. dont get me wrong, me makes advances, but he's too fucking sweet and Mr.Nice guy! doesnt have any back-bone..........very big hopeless romantic in my eyes......... i wish he got out of this "phase" and
BE A MAN!

he's got the BALLS to tell me to my face with my bitch in the car that " you need to treat her better bro!" and smiles at HER! like............. do u wanna die?!
yea i treat her like shit sometimes, and smoetimes i dont..... shes my bitch and i'll do what i want!


arghhh!!! i'd choke the muthafugga but he'd go run to mommy maybe!

i could keep ranting but i'll stop.

 

[swole]

your girl's cheating on you bro

 

[GrandMaster]

your girl's cheating on you bro

Shes my BITCH not my gurl!

 

[heatherrae]

This makes him gay? That guy is totally going to get your "bitch". LOL.

 

[GrandMaster]

Heather, u gotta be around him, he giggles like a school girl... acts like hes still in elemntry school....
says things that are out of line when ur with the guys.... hes the shifty one.

and no he's not getting my bitch,
i make sure a put it in his face!!!!

 

[heatherrae]

Does sound like a pain in the butt.

 

[UA_Iron]

Punch him in the neck, seriously.

I got punched in the neck by my friend in the middle of class, I was sooo offended.

 

[gjohnson5]

anyone have one of these?
im not talking gay.......i mean a buddy that makes u raise an eyebrow every now and then?

im concernt about a friend of mine...lol

the guys go out, we have a good time... we're deciding which girl to approach... my friend is over in the parking lot Gawking with a hard on at some car!!!

he gets abused bad from the group because, well... he's a bitch!
everyone laughs at eachothers mistakes, or something stupid they said, but him, ... he gets pist right away, and shakes his head.
Seems like a real big momma's boy at 22!!!!!!!!!!
i mean i love my mom and all, but... common!!!!!!!!!!!


and another thing... he's got this bad thing he does i was discussing with another friend.... he fucking flirts with everyones G/f!
some flirting is ok... we're all adults ( to some level lol) but he takes it too far!
i'll leave the room, and he'll swich couches to sit by my bitch!
we went out the other night, and i can see it in his eyes looking at her, and wishing she was his or something......... that shit buggs me......... u know y?!?!?!?!?!?!????? cuz he's got little balls when it comes to picking up a girl, or getting some play. dont get me wrong, me makes advances, but he's too fucking sweet and Mr.Nice guy! doesnt have any back-bone..........very big hopeless romantic in my eyes......... i wish he got out of this "phase" and
BE A MAN!

he's got the BALLS to tell me to my face with my bitch in the car that " you need to treat her better bro!" and smiles at HER! like............. do u wanna die?!
yea i treat her like shit sometimes, and smoetimes i dont..... shes my bitch and i'll do what i want!


arghhh!!! i'd choke the muthafugga but he'd go run to mommy maybe!

i could keep ranting but i'll stop.

Damn I thought only ghetto dudes did parkin' lot pimpin...

Anyway if you think the dude is a loser and has no chance at her no matter how much he flirts then maybe you outta watch your bitch just to make sure

 

[c00per]

Shes my BITCH not my gurl!

Like swole said, 'Your BITCH is cheating on you bro'.

 

[GrandMaster]

u cant cheat one someone who "doesnt think of you as their S/o"!! lol

and besided she just move to canada a few months ago, and has no car...etc etc etc lol

 

[rnch]

the boy sounds like he is more immature and spoiled than he is "gay".

 

[GrandMaster]

i dunno rnch....maybe
spoiled.. no.......... CHEEP?! YES!!!!!!!

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Heather, u gotta be around him, he giggles like a school girl... acts like hes still in elemntry school....
says things that are out of line when ur with the guys.... hes the shifty one.

and no he's not getting my bitch,
i make sure a put it in his face!!!!

Why are you hanging out with him then? Drop him off at the playground the next time you're out.

 

[GrandMaster]

tell me about it!

his place is the meeting place tho, lol im good friends with his brother too... total opposites!

 

[mustang_00]

was he raised by women only?? I bet he's in canada right now!

 

[GrandMaster]

i'd like to see your theory there lol but no.

i was rasied majoritly by my mother, and uhh.....yea, there are no similarities lol


but check this out... your a 5th wheel one night....and ur buddy and his bitch get into an argument and they dont speak for atleast an Hour and a half!

do u
a- ask the bitch is shes ok?
b- ask her again?
c- ask her once more with more concern
d- ask her again and let her know she can "talk to you"
e- ask her once out of "kindness"
f- be like " yo, u aite? yea? u sure? kool... whatever"
g- whatever! she aint my bitch!


his answer was "D" x 100
and then he's tellin me i should treat her better!
lol i smacked him and told him to mind his own buisness!
the nerve of some ppl...

 

[Sub-Zero]

anyone have one of these?
im not talking gay.......i mean a buddy that makes u raise an eyebrow every now and then?

im concernt about a friend of mine...lol

the guys go out, we have a good time... we're deciding which girl to approach... my friend is over in the parking lot Gawking with a hard on at some car!!!

he gets abused bad from the group because, well... he's a bitch!
everyone laughs at eachothers mistakes, or something stupid they said, but him, ... he gets pist right away, and shakes his head.
Seems like a real big momma's boy at 22!!!!!!!!!!
i mean i love my mom and all, but... common!!!!!!!!!!!


and another thing... he's got this bad thing he does i was discussing with another friend.... he fucking flirts with everyones G/f!
some flirting is ok... we're all adults ( to some level lol) but he takes it too far!
i'll leave the room, and he'll swich couches to sit by my bitch!
we went out the other night, and i can see it in his eyes looking at her, and wishing she was his or something......... that shit buggs me......... u know y?!?!?!?!?!?!????? cuz he's got little balls when it comes to picking up a girl, or getting some play. dont get me wrong, me makes advances, but he's too fucking sweet and Mr.Nice guy! doesnt have any back-bone..........very big hopeless romantic in my eyes......... i wish he got out of this "phase" and
BE A MAN!

he's got the BALLS to tell me to my face with my bitch in the car that " you need to treat her better bro!" and smiles at HER! like............. do u wanna die?!
yea i treat her like shit sometimes, and smoetimes i dont..... shes my bitch and i'll do what i want!


arghhh!!! i'd choke the muthafugga but he'd go run to mommy maybe!

i could keep ranting but i'll stop.

i have a friend EXACTLY like that.

if its not him, itl be someone else, everyone group needs the weak link who you ditch from time to time and bitch about. it keeps it strong.

dude lied to my face about so many things, some important, some not, and when i called him on it refused to apologize for real in front of the rest of our friends. like hes like "im sorry but you shouldnt" "im sorry but" and that type of apology.

then hes like "let me give u a ride home and well talk" then he starts fucking kissing my ass so bad when nobody else is around.

hes cocky as shit and thinks hes the man,

loves cars too,

hes a fucking faggot homosexual bitch, (not the kind that likes men)

yeah i have a friend like that lol

 

[Sub-Zero]

Heather, u gotta be around him, he giggles like a school girl... acts like hes still in elemntry school....
says things that are out of line when ur with the guys.... hes the shifty one.

and no he's not getting my bitch,
i make sure a put it in his face!!!!

and like makes the dumbest jokes and will run up and hug u and make a gay little comment all giddy like, and ur so embarrased for people to see u with him when he does that shit.

and then like hell act like hes such a fucking pimp "guess how many girls iv hooked up with. 4, thats right 4"

then hes like "i have commitment issues"

no u dont dude, ur just a fucking faggot who thinks ur cool as fuck but really ur a douchebag and nobody likes u

if he likes a girl he cries so hard if she rejects him and then goes and treats girls like complete shit and goes "what can i say, im a player"

no ur not dude, ur just gay.

fucking has conversations with girlfriends and like tries to become their bestest buddies. its weird as shit, like hed chose to fuck over a friend if it meant getting attention from somewhere else

 

[Sub-Zero]

i dunno rnch....maybe
spoiled.. no.......... CHEEP?! YES!!!!!!!

lolol fuck yes, hes so fucking jewish about shit, oh my god, u lend him money to buy u something and hell fucking PROFIT off it, off of his "good friends"

fucking motherfucker stole my weed (smoked it without me when i paid for half)

hes like "u dont trust me to hold onto it"

"no, but go for it u better not smoek without me"

"i wouldnt do that to u man"

like a month later
"man wanan smoke that weed"

"uhh we smoked it"

"i havnt smoked in a month man"

"uhhh remember"

"NO FU CKING FAGGOT"

hes still lyin to me about it

 

[Sub-Zero]

Why are you hanging out with him then? Drop him off at the playground the next time you're out.

we ditch him all the time and he still ends up finding us.

plus we need him sometimes to do shit we dont want to do

 

[GrandMaster]

i have a friend EXACTLY like that.

if its not him, itl be someone else, everyone group needs the weak link who you ditch from time to time and bitch about. it keeps it strong.

dude lied to my face about so many things, some important, some not, and when i called him on it refused to apologize for real in front of the rest of our friends. like hes like "im sorry but you shouldnt" "im sorry but" and that type of apology.

then hes like "let me give u a ride home and well talk" then he starts fucking kissing my ass so bad when nobody else is around.

hes cocky as shit and thinks hes the man,

loves cars too,

hes a fucking faggot homosexual bitch, (not the kind that likes men)

yeah i have a friend like that lol

in the bold- not this guylol
and he gets mad at me because im always finding new poon!

he's always asking me about chick 1,2,3,4....etc
and im like " i dunno!" as i shrug my shoulders
and hes like " whaddya mean i dunno?!"

like y the fuck should i care? i got what i wanted, or i'll bring em out when i feel like it!!
i dont know how he can sit back and watch me get game freequently........

the funniest shit ever tho.... he NURSES his beer!
i mean hardcore! shit almost gets warm!
u dont have chug it back, or drink fast, but u know, moderation
when ur out drinking chillin'.... one would have atleast 5/6 beers? in a single outting atleast? he's on the first one half way down and he CANT chug half a beer either, like when ur bar hoppin and its like " dude CHUG we're leaving!!" give him about10mins more

then he goes to me ... " u've only had 3? at the most?!"
im like... " fucker!! its almost $5/ beer!!! im high u fucker! i dont need to be drunk! i'd rather smoke then drink, and i have a FUCKING BEER FRIDGE AT HOME!!!!! FULL!!!!!!!!!!"
i personally dont see the reason in spening so much cash at a bar freequently when i can get a case.....unless its cheep beer night. thats my only cheepness lol
i'll spend lots in weed, not booze, unless its in the bundles or cheep

otherweise, i have an expencive lifestly lol

u got any suggestions Sub? lol
need to whip this boy into shape!

this hottie was jumping his bones the other night and he got so happy!
talk about lack of play, hes like " dude i was in her couch and she had her legs on me, and we made out for like 5 mins!"
OF COURSE i was like " aww thats AWSOME!" but in my head, im like

" shit, that bitch would be nekkid by now!!!" lol
he sees EVERY chick as his last hope, or he wants a solid g/f Sooooo bad and i keep tellin the cunt.... HIT AND RUN!!
just fuck her, and go home! if anything wait for ehr to call u! SHIT!!!!

 

[Sub-Zero]

in the bold- not this guylol
and he gets mad at me because im always finding new poon!

he's always asking me about chick 1,2,3,4....etc
and im like " i dunno!" as i shrug my shoulders
and hes like " whaddya mean i dunno?!"

like y the fuck should i care? i got what i wanted, or i'll bring em out when i feel like it!!
i dont know how he can sit back and watch me get game freequently........

the funniest shit ever tho.... he NURSES his beer!
i mean hardcore! shit almost gets warm!
u dont have chug it back, or drink fast, but u know, moderation
when ur out drinking chillin'.... one would have atleast 5/6 beers? in a single outting atleast? he's on the first one half way down and he CANT chug half a beer either, like when ur bar hoppin and its like " dude CHUG we're leaving!!" give him about10mins more

then he goes to me ... " u've only had 3? at the most?!"
im like... " fucker!! its almost $5/ beer!!! im high u fucker! i dont need to be drunk! i'd rather smoke then drink, and i have a FUCKING BEER FRIDGE AT HOME!!!!! FULL!!!!!!!!!!"
i personally dont see the reason in spening so much cash at a bar freequently when i can get a case.....unless its cheep beer night. thats my only cheepness lol
i'll spend lots in weed, not booze, unless its in the bundles or cheep

otherweise, i have an expencive lifestly lol

u got any suggestions Sub? lol
need to whip this boy into shape!

this hottie was jumping his bones the other night and he got so happy!
talk about lack of play, hes like " dude i was in her couch and she had her legs on me, and we made out for like 5 mins!"
OF COURSE i was like " aww thats AWSOME!" but in my head, im like

" shit, that bitch would be nekkid by now!!!" lol
he sees EVERY chick as his last hope, or he wants a solid g/f Sooooo bad and i keep tellin the cunt.... HIT AND RUN!!
just fuck her, and go home! if anything wait for ehr to call u! SHIT!!!!

punch him in the face and hell quit being a douchebag for at least 2 months.

tahts what would solve my friends problems is a good ass wh ooping, but for you you said your guy isnt cocky, which is a problem.

i think with ag uy like that u just gotta buy him a hooker

 

[GrandMaster]

lmfao!!
Sub ur fucking cracking me up man!!!! lol!!

cheep as fuck... this dude chased me around for $2.50 from HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he would say this shit infront of ANYONE!!!!!!!! ANYWHERE!!!!!
i'd tell him FLAT OUT infront of everyone
" if ur going to continue being a cheep shit like that, YOUR NEVER GOING TO GET AND PUSSY OR GO ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!"
but his moms like that so i see where he gets it

i cant beat him because he's been on Comp for almost a year now! some disk shifted in his back and all he does it BITCH ABOUT IT!

waaaa waaa it hurts, my back! i need my mommy!..........that kinda shit

i just met this guy who offerd me a job last month, he was rock climbing,
hes about 6'1 240........ broke his back in 3 places... shatterd his knee, he's got a fake knee now and about 30 screws and shit in him.... 8mos and he said he's never felt better!!
he slapped my buddy and was so mad he goes" dont let me EVER fucking hear u complain about your back, or i'll give you something to complain about!!"
even funnier because he was in the Navy too......... and my buddy is sooo intimdated lol

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

and like makes the dumbest jokes and will run up and hug u and make a gay little comment all giddy like, and ur so embarrased for people to see u with him when he does that shit.

and then like hell act like hes such a fucking pimp "guess how many girls iv hooked up with. 4, thats right 4"

then hes like "i have commitment issues"

no u dont dude, ur just a fucking faggot who thinks ur cool as fuck but really ur a douchebag and nobody likes u

if he likes a girl he cries so hard if she rejects him and then goes and treats girls like complete shit and goes "what can i say, im a player"

no ur not dude, ur just gay.

fucking has conversations with girlfriends and like tries to become their bestest buddies. its weird as shit, like hed chose to fuck over a friend if it meant getting attention from somewhere else

These types should just be stomped like a bug.

 

[GrandMaster]

and like makes the dumbest jokes and will run up and hug u and make a gay little comment all giddy like, and ur so embarrased for people to see u with him when he does that shit.


if he likes a girl he cries so hard if she rejects him and then goes and treats girls like complete shit and goes "what can i say, im a player"

no ur not dude, ur just gay.

fucking has conversations with girlfriends and like tries to become their bestest buddies. its weird as shit, like hed chose to fuck over a friend if it meant getting attention from somewhere else

the giddy shit is embarassing BIG TIME! he's laughing his ass off and we're looking at eachother like " uhh he's YOUR FRIEND not mine! lol"

yes u can see it in his eyes, Hopeless romantic...not a player ONE BIT!

and YES he hits on other guys chicks....even friends of mine that are MARRIED AND HAPPY he doesnt get the whole " shes laughing and talking wtih u because she has no choice and feels BAD FOR U! and NO she doesnt think your cute, she said that to get u to smile and be confident so u can go talk to some other chick who is SINGLE!!!" lol

its just his attempts at girls and flirting... u cant describe it, but... gay!

 

[GrandMaster]

oh yea
the other night... i had my bitch with m in the car, rolled up to the house, his brother was just leaving with 2 other cars, they were going out some place, i happed to drive by, they told me to come, so i did
we get back that night, his brother whined like aBABY because nobody called him!!

sorry but me getting pussy is MORE important then you comming out and gettin in my space!


following night everyone came to my house... my bitch was upstairs taking a nap.
i told them, if they wanted a beer, they knew where the fridge was....
i rolled a joint, we smoked it, everyone wanted to go do something after, i wasnt in the mood i was tired and wanted pussy, so i told them to go w/o me!
guess who was mad again!?!?!?
im like.. it just so happened that everyone decided to show up!
i smoke 6 PEOPLE MY WEED and they drank MY BEER FOR FREE!! and they left!
do u hear me bitching?! NO because its meaningless material things and friends are friends, nobody keeps track of that shit but, this guy!

and he barely smokes! i mean one/two hits and hes done!
he was mad he was at home alone all night!
well y do u think nobody called him!? lol

its always been pretty clear with my friends that im the one who is always looking for new poon
i will leave somewhere to get laid and come back!
thats just me, its a givin! thats accepted! they laugh about it, and cant say shit because i've fucked more pussy they they will ever see! we move on....

but with homeboy.... nope, its like someone stabbed him in the heart! lol
he never wants to drive.... or he's always looking for some type of payment... like i have to buy him a beer if he drives! like WTF?! i'll get in my own car!

fuck i feel better after this rant.... im going to poker later, and i have to listen to something im sure!!

 

[rnch]

a friend who smokes your weed.........

is no friend indeed!







old quote from the 70's.