Less than a year before I'll be eligible for an...

[Y_lifter]

AARP Membership


I think they start sending you the paperwork in the mail right before you turn 50.

I'm curious how in the Fuck they get your age info in order to send you the invite.


Just to let you know, I'm not happy at all about this.

 

[cindylou]

I started getting stuff from them last year (I'm 30)

 

[WoodyO]

Never heard of it

 

[Mr. dB]

Waah!

 

[WoodyO]

Is it closer to an NRA membership or a Costco membership?

 

[musclemom]

AARP Membership


I think they start sending you the paperwork in the mail right before you turn 50.

I'm curious how in the Fuck they get your age info in order to send you the invite.


Just to let you know, I'm not happy at all about this.

Eh, get over it. You have two choices, get old or die. My husband's been a member for seven years now. My advice? Join when as soon as you're able. You get tons of discounts on the funniest things, good discounts, too, 20% or more off, things like hotels, travel, specialty retail, etc. They have a pretty good auto club plan that costs less than $90 a year, insurance discounts, all sorts of benefits.

 

[digimon7068]

i got 3 years and 45 days...not that i'm counting...

 

[ceo]

I wonder if mom cancelled dad's membership? Maybe I can take it.

 

[smurf2]

hey old man

 

[cindylou]

I wonder if mom cancelled dad's membership? Maybe I can take it.

you're not already over 50?

 

[ceo]

you're not already over 50?

centimeters? almost.

 

[Y_lifter]

The problem with using the AARP discounts is you've got to show your Membership card.
I bet that would be a dating turn off for college chicks

 

[Y_lifter]

Oh yea, hey Smurf

And dB probably has the friggin AARP Platinum Membership

 

[musclemom]

The problem with using the AARP discounts is you've got to show your Membership card.
I bet that would be a dating turn off for college chicks

Actually, it'll probably be a turn-on. If you're nigh on to 50 and dating college chicks it's a given that they have daddy issues (unless you have a thing for blind chicks). Not being nasty, just realistic

 

[Y_lifter]

LOL @ my wife letting me date college chicks..

Blind or otherwise

 

[Mr. dB]

Oh yea, hey Smurf

And dB probably has the friggin AARP Platinum Membership

Actually I still throw away the junk mail I get from AARP.