less perverted answer to this question..please help

[NJjuice22]

so this cute chick sent me a message asking me this :
"If you were in a room with me alone and the door were locked and no one could come in, name 5 things you would do with me"

now all my answers would have the word job in them ..ie: handjob,blowjob,footjob...but this girl is innocent , so whats a less perverted answer?? she probably wants to hear, "light some candles", "masssage" and some other nonsense.

 

[gonelifting]

"Make you feel like you NEVER want that door open again."

 

[DieselGunz]

Look deep into her eyes

talk about her feelings and emotions

dim the lights

slow music

just listen

all that equals....asssssssss

 

[Sub-Zero]

she wouldnt set that up unless she wanted something dirty


just be like "a better question would be....i wonder if caeser ever got his salad tossed"

that will get u in, i guarnatee it

 

[seizer]

She's no fool bro. If tell her any different than words with job in it, she'll know you're full of shit. BUT, you still gotta lie and say, "Talk to you" or something like that.

 

[seizer]

she wouldnt set that up unless she wanted something dirty


just be like "a better question would be....i wonder if caeser ever got his salad tossed"

that will get u in, i guarnatee it

nigga who?

 

[KillahBee]

I agree with what the virgin above just said. She wants you to get dirty. But do it without actually saying "I would ram my manmeat up your poop shoot and make you call me Uncle Steve". Say shit like make your legs quiver, referece sweating, talk about savoring every inch of her body with your tongue, etc.

 

[Sub-Zero]

okay okay heres the best response yet

tell her youd rape her

then shell be like

it wouldnt be rape

then ull be like

what are we waitin for

then shell be like

i dunno

then u be like

word

then shell be like

damn this is making me horny

then u be like

yeah babe

 

[SoreArms]

"Make you feel like you NEVER want that door open again."

this man's a professional

 

[NJjuice22]

i sent the perfect response...i told her , "hmm, thats tough I hardly know you, but if I did know you i would......."..than i said all the smooth/dirty stuff, like dim the lights, light a candle, etc, etc....



its like the second time I ever spoke to this chick via email so I couldnt get to nasty right away, i dont know how she is.

 

[seizer]

okay okay heres the best response yet

tell her youd rape her

then shell be like

it wouldnt be rape

then ull be like

what are we waitin for

then shell be like

i dunno

then u be like

word

then shell be like

damn this is making me horny

then u be like

yeah babe

the ol rape scenario trick, eh

 

[Dunk]

tell her you wanna tongue jab the chocolate starfish.

but thats only if shes wifey material

 

[DieselGunz]

tell her you wanna tongue jab the chocolate starfish.

but thats only if shes wifey material

 

[PBR]

damn...why cant i get messages like that.

 

[BUBBLES]

Tell her you will be playing

the mother and father game ....that is pretty innocent.

 

[slat1]

I would have told her the first thing I would have done was taken her clothes off her and licked her from her ass to her pussy! I do that to all the women!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Tell her you would pump her poopshoot full of your man meat. That is what she wants to hear...she wants you to say something dirty and perverse or she would not ask a question like this.

 

[NJjuice22]

you see, if the question said "What would you do "to me" instead of "with me" than i would have given a much more perverse answer.

 

[Dunk]

She wants you to get dirty saying "I would ram my manmeat up your poop shoot

Tell her you would pump her poopshoot full of your man meat. That is what she wants to hear...she wants you to say something dirty and perverse or she would not ask a question like this.

killah=bbf

 

[Deleted member 33117]

you see, if the question said "What would you do "to me" instead of "with me" than i would have given a much more perverse answer.

...also you would get more chicks if you took that black shit off your face...trust me on this I am married... I know all about getting chicks....

 

[NJjuice22]

...also you would get more chicks if you took that black shit off your face...trust me on this I am married... I know all about getting chicks....

i colored it in mspaint you under armour shirt wearing tool, do you think i want these internet turds to see my face.


also , i seen the pics you posted of the chicks you get.....your the last person im taking advice from.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

i colored it in mspaint you under armour shirt wearing tool, do you think i want these internet turds to see my face.

I have my face up all over swinger sites with my wife... who cares? Are you ugly or something?

 

[Daisy_Girl]

I have my face up all over swinger sites with my wife...

Now THAT is something to brag about. lol

 

[NJjuice22]

I have my face up all over swinger sites with my wife... who cares? Are you ugly or something?

nah im better looking than you for sure...but more importantly is your wife hot and can i hit it?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

nah im better looking than you for sure...but more importantly is your wife hot and can i hit it?

http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/417eb619zff61eb13/lilAGGIE_gal16/__sr_/6eb6.jpg?pfCqPrCBWlxkzY3u

I don't know do you meet our listed requirements and do you have a hot bi wife I can nail?