Lazy Guy wants to take juice

[RABS]

Friend weighs in at 320 and is 6'4.

Never worked out before but wants to now and jump right into steriods seeing what great results I have.

Smart or no ?

I'ver advised him to work out steady for a while before even thinking about it.

 

[Bulldog_10]

good advice...tell him he's a moron too...

 

[gilly6993]

Not even close to being smart.....

 

[DownUnder23]

Sounds like he has no work ethic!

 

[genarr3]

Tell him to go for it! Also tell him to quit his job and buy lottery tickets instead, working is for suckers.

 

[drveejay11]

Tell him to go for it! Also tell him to quit his job and buy lottery tickets instead, working is for suckers.

LOL

 

[Crankin'steiN]

tell him to follow your advice.... and give him a slap in the back of the head for me!

 

[Japanese machine]

Give him some calcium tablets and tell him it is dbol, at his current state a body/muscle atrophy maybe all he needs is a placebo effect to get his skinny fat ass in shape. Im serious.

 

[Nutri-Wrestler]

320? damn, when was the last time he saw his pecker?

start him off on this stack:

weeks 1-4: 20md ed of Tic-Tacs
weeks 1-10: 2ml a week of injectable benzyl alcohol

Im sure he will only do about 2 shots and realize maybe he just isnt ready for roids yet....

 

[bar]

make sure your water intake is low, and beer intake is high. and if he has never worked out before he doesn't need to start now, at 320lbs getting up and down should be a good enough work out.

juice Rocks, get big doing nothing.

 

[nautica]

I will give him 3-4 weeks for an injury and then you will never see him in the gym again.

Nautica

 

[macDbol]

i hate seeing juice wasted

 

[Muscleguy40oz]

Bro i would tell him to hit it for a month and then see about juicin...

Muscleguy

 

[P-CURLS]

put him on dibencozide, and tell him its the worlds bestest shit,and drag his ass to the gym with you, put him on your routine,if he has never worked out, he should see some results fairly quickly, that should be enough to motivate him. in all seriousness, you would be doing him a huge favor! peace.

 

[macDbol]

lol,,i havnt heard o dibencozide in a long time

 

[Silverback316]

Put him on anadrol, d-bol, fina, and massive amounts of test and tell him not to work out.

 

[dillinger]

test-icle just testing to see if my post works

 

[McBane]

Tell him to go for it! Also tell him to quit his job and buy lottery tickets instead, working is for suckers.

Now there's a good idea! I've been getting sick of this work thing anyways.

 

[Sassy69]

LOL ... I laughed at this thread.

I know lots of flabby girls who want to start cycling winny to "tone up & lose some weight".

I think we all know this already -- but if the basics aren't there - diet & training regimen, then get the fuck back to the porch w/ the rest of the beer guzzling lazy hounddogs. All AS is going to do is make him bloat w/ a shitty diet & abuse his liver.

 

[Kanine]

Smilax

 

[71olds442]

if he isnt 100% dedicated to it, then doing AS will be a total waste. dont let the media fuck with his head and have him think he'll get shredded from steroids in 10wks... he'll probably hit the gym hard while hes on and quit as soon as hes done. total waste of time.

 

[Hengst]

Give him some calcium tablets and tell him it is dbol, at his current state a body/muscle atrophy maybe all he needs is a placebo effect to get his skinny fat ass in shape. Im serious.

The machine has a good idea. Just impress on your friend that he must excersize and work out while taking them. Then take him to the gym with you.

 

[Zerxes]

Chalk up another retarded, media-educated-retard who thinks that all he has to do is take a pill or a shot, then sit back and watch the muscles come eh?! I fucking hate ignorant people. Pump the fucker full of Drol, Dbol, Test, and Nilevar and let's see how big his titties get I say!

 

[big e 75]

Bad Idea

Your friend should NOT attempt to make up for his problems with using AS. I have a very close friend that was in poor health that tried the exact same approach. He never worked out and was around 300 pounds. He only took 250mg sust and 50mg/dbol/d. He was doing well then about three weeks into the cycle, he had a heart attack. There was not "conclusive" evidence that it was the cause but I am quite sure it was a contributing factor. When you are in poor heath, as I'm sure your friend is, the added stress on the body from AS will only have negative effects on your body. It could kill him.

 

[Magnússon]

His tig ol bitties are gonna supersize.

 

[Dr.M]

I would say let him workout, see if thats what he really wants to do, I would think if he thinks he wants to get big then he would have wanted to do it long before now.

If he can't hack it naturally then forget it, he's probably going to do roids for a few months, then if he ever goes off he'll probably stop working out like a fat slob is my guess. It can't be the drugs that drives him, he's got to want it, let him work up to a full workout routine, stick with it for awhile, if he can get the diet and etc down then maybe he can consider it.

Just my thoughts, they have to want it, not just some pill poppin and expect to be superman after that.

 

[C-Steele]

great idea

Drugs are a great way to get buff when you are a lazy fat ass. Forget hard exercise or healthy food. Drugs do the work... so you don't have to. Spend more hours watching TV.... AND eat more potato chips and cheetos.

As seen on TV... The secret is the special rectally inserted steroid suppository AND partially Hydrogenized snack foods. Do this 3 times a day and in 3 to 4 weeks... the girls will be all over him!

hehe...

 

[Frackal]

I recommend pushing him off a cliff

 

[Dr.M]

Rectaly inserted snack foods laced with roids, heh...