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last night I failed to maintain an erection

string_bean00 said:
I wanted to cry, wtf is wrong with me. I'd be good until I attempted to put one of those condoms on and id lose it.

do I need more steroids?
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No, just a hotter woman.
 
Wait until she tells a few girlfriends... they are gonna tell their friends... them hos is gonna tell their friends... et cetera... OMG...


This doesn't end good... bro...

:worried:
 
jh1 said:
Wait until she tells a few girlfriends... they are gonna tell their friends... them hos is gonna tell their friends... et cetera... OMG...


This doesn't end good... bro...

:worried:
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this is the first thing I thought about, I know how those chickenheads work...I'm fucked.
 
string_bean00 said:
this is the first thing I thought about, I know how those chickenheads work...I'm fucked.
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You need to take control of this situation.

Start getting a story out there about her that she was so nasty in someway that you refused to do her. Get it out there far and wide before she even has a chance.

I suggest the aerola of shit stains, along with a smell of feces that whafted in your face....
 
nefertiti said:
I doubt she'll tell anyone. She's already wondering right now what was wrong with her. She's not going to spread around that she wasn't hot enough to keep you turned on.
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this is what i was gonna say....
 
You need oestrogen to have libido and it's possible that you're over-dosing on the Letr0. Loss of erectile response is a common sympton of low oestrogen. It's also possible that your prolactin levels have risen but I'd look at the oestrogen angle first. Meanwhile use the ED drugs if you need them.
 
nefertiti said:
I doubt she'll tell anyone. She's already wondering right now what was wrong with her. She's not going to spread around that she wasn't hot enough to keep you turned on.
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its college, fuck yea shes going to tell every girl she knows...if shes in a sorority you might as well chop off your dick.
 
newbiebynature said:
its college, fuck yea shes going to tell every girl she knows...if shes in a sorority you might as well chop off your dick.
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I know how a woman's mind works on this. I sincerely doubt she'll talk about it. She's as embarrassed as you.
 
Believe me, she is more worried about it than you are. That makes us women feel like we were not hot enough. :worried:
 
I've never had it happen to me.. god you are like a lesser man than me!!


I still love you though! I'm sending some "I can't get an erection" sympathy karma your way.
 
happens with the rubbers sometimes, usually after drinking some though. I imagine in our 30's it will be damned near impossible to keep it up with one of those things on. it's happened to me like 3-4 times from ages 17-27 so don't worry about it too much. the worst thing you can do is let it get to you psychologically, the pecker is very mental. it is awkward though lololo
 
bran987 said:
happens with the rubbers sometimes, usually after drinking some though. I imagine in our 30's it will be damned near impossible to keep it up with one of those things on. it's happened to me like 3-4 times from ages 17-27 so don't worry about it too much. the worst thing you can do is let it get to you psychologically, the pecker is very mental.
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Not yet bish, I'll let you know if / when.
 
definitely turn it around on her. blame that bitch for being unsexy as hell. you have to actually say these things to her. yell, make her cry. make it believable, so you start to believe it. pretty soon, you'll be thinking...yup, wasn't me at all.

an accusation of shit stains* wouldn't hurt either.
























































*yes jh1, i saw you mentioned it first, credit. stfu.
 
string_bean00 said:
I wanted to cry, wtf is wrong with me. I'd be good until I attempted to put one of those condoms on and id lose it.

do I need more steroids?
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if your pussing to the level of wearing condoms, then you definately need more steroids
 
Its happened to me before, but only when Im with the person for the first time, a little anxiety/mind games the little fucker plays with you. If you think about this too much it will happen again, so let it go. I thought about it alot when it first happened and it fucked with me for a while, had to rely on cialis for some help
 
SublimeZM said:
if your pussing to the level of wearing condoms, then you definately need more steroids
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i was hitting it rawdawg beforehand, and I was getting close to busting so she grabbed a condom, I go to put it on...and *droop*! and i couldn't get it back up


she got really quiet after all this, lol
 
string_bean00 said:
i was hitting it rawdawg beforehand, and I was getting close to busting so she grabbed a condom, I go to put it on...and *droop*! and i couldn't get it back up


she got really quiet after all this, lol
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She's not quiet today... she's on a forum somewhere telling this story 'bout you too...
 
string_bean00 said:
fuck what forums do college girls post on? I need to find it and create an account to defend myself.
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I don't know, but when you find out - lemme know please. :p
 
string_bean00 said:
i was hitting it rawdawg beforehand, and I was getting close to busting so she grabbed a condom, I go to put it on...and *droop*! and i couldn't get it back up


she got really quiet after all this, lol
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That happens to LOTS of men when they try to put a condom on. She is probably second guessing her sexiness today, not badmouthing you.
 
heatherrae said:
Just cause you never wrap that disease ridden appendage of yours doesn't give you free reign to rip on me.




:lmao:
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he has his own appendage issues, he just killed a wild boar with a samurai sword.
 
string_bean00 said:
i was hitting it rawdawg beforehand, and I was getting close to busting so she grabbed a condom, I go to put it on...and *droop*! and i couldn't get it back up


she got really quiet after all this, lol
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she probably didnt care cause she got hers,

dude at least u made a showing, u didnt finish strong, she knows u work, so thats fine
 
string_bean00 said:
i was hitting it rawdawg beforehand, and I was getting close to busting so she grabbed a condom, I go to put it on...and *droop*! and i couldn't get it back up


she got really quiet after all this, lol
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come to think of it actually, you probably already left your load in her and just didnt realize, and so you took out witht hat good feeling but u already left ur load so u went limp, ur guna get her pregnant dude
 
Smurfy said:
TOTALLY.
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Which is why BeanBean needs to seize onto that insecurity and drive it home to make sure that dirty ho doesn't go yapping her mouth about his little 'problem'....


Biznatches.... need to keep their yaps shut...
 
jh1 said:
Which is why BeanBean needs to seize onto that insecurity and drive it home to make sure that dirty ho doesn't go yapping her mouth about his little 'problem'....


Biznatches.... need to keep their yaps shut...
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believe me, like heatherhay said, the chick probably thinks it has everything to do with her ownself than with his cock's ability to stay hard. she wouldnt likely go telling people about it for fear that it would make her look bad.
 
Smurfy said:
believe me, like heatherhay said, the chick probably thinks it has everything to do with her ownself than with his cock's ability to stay hard. she wouldnt likely go telling people about it for fear that it would make her look bad.
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Man, flashbacks of this mad hot chick named Sheri giving me a handjob in like 9th grade and me not cumming. Like 2 days later she's over again and starts rubbin on my yohnson, then proceeds to burst out in tears.

Never a good thing when handjobs = crying.
 
KillahBee said:
Man, flashbacks of this mad hot chick named Sheri giving me a handjob in like 9th grade and me not cumming. Like 2 days later she's over again and starts rubbin on my yohnson, then proceeds to burst out in tears.

Never a good thing when handjobs = crying.
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lmfao!!

did she crouch down into a fetal position in closet sobbing and twirling her hair? if so, you know you've got the upper hand
 
Smurfy said:
lmfao!!

did she crouch down into a fetal position in closet sobbing and twirling her hair? if so, you know you've got the upper hand
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Nah, but I was super pissed cause I just wanted a girl to touch my cock 24/7.

She ended up being that girl.

Fast forward to present day - has two kids and a h-rock addict for a husband.

Awesome
 
KillahBee said:
Nah, but I was super pissed cause I just wanted a girl to touch my cock 24/7.

She ended up being that girl.

Fast forward to present day - has two kids and a h-rock addict for a husband.

Awesome
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h rock?
 
you cut him off before he had his...he got pissed and quit! no big deal, get it in your head what you are going to do to it next time. no doubts!
 
string_bean00 said:
i was hitting it rawdawg beforehand, and I was getting close to busting so she grabbed a condom, I go to put it on...and *droop*! and i couldn't get it back up


she got really quiet after all this, lol
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sometimes if you almost jizz but dont, your body thinks you spooged and goes into pit lane for a few laps.

i wouldnt be worried.
 
I was once sleeping with a girl (i.e. jamming my log into her cabin) when I threw out the obligatory "you want me to cum on you?!". Well, to my surprise she said "no" and rolled to the left. Naturally, I jagged myself off and finished on the sheets.

Good times.
 
KillahBee said:
I was once sleeping with a girl (i.e. jamming my log into her cabin) when I threw out the obligatory "you want me to cum on you?!". Well, to my surprise she said "no" and rolled to the left. Naturally, I jagged myself off and finished on the sheets.

Good times.
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LOL!

Always great when they play along with the dirty talk...
 
patsfan1379 said:
ive been trying to get a girl to let me pop it right on her face...

nothing yet. :(
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for real? that's jsut wrong. any girl who does not worship my cum and act grateful for the oppty to enjoy it is not worth the coat hanger I eventually resolve our mistakes with.
 
have u tried masterbating wearing a rubber? eventually u will get used to wearing one. :p :evil: :artist:
 
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im gonna get another crack at it tonight. if I fail, you may never see another stringbean post.


prolly gonna chug my bottle of liquid cialis
 
string_bean00 said:
im gonna get another crack at it tonight. if I fail, you may never see another stringbean post.


prolly gonna chug my bottle of liquid cialis
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Put the condom on before you get going and put a little lube right in the tip of it. It feels better that way.
 
KillahBee said:
for real? that's jsut wrong. any girl who does not worship my cum and act grateful for the oppty to enjoy it is not worth the coat hanger I eventually resolve our mistakes with.
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lolololol

this is a post for the classic vault

+1 nukka
 
not good guys


she was having nothing to do with my game tonight, just wanted to cuddle and tell me she still really likes me and she 'understands' that it happens to all guys sometimes. but she had no interest in sex tonight.

fuggin healother right here.

self confidence shot to fuck, the awesome stringbean has been slain
 
string_bean00 said:
not good guys


she was having nothing to do with my game tonight, just wanted to cuddle and tell me she still really likes me and she 'understands' that it happens to all guys sometimes. but she had no interest in sex tonight.

fuggin healother right here.

self confidence shot to fuck, the awesome stringbean has been slain
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Dang bro..


Link us to her mypsace...
 
string_bean00 said:
not good guys


she was having nothing to do with my game tonight, just wanted to cuddle and tell me she still really likes me and she 'understands' that it happens to all guys sometimes. but she had no interest in sex tonight.

fuggin healother right here.

self confidence shot to fuck, the awesome stringbean has been slain
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i have a feeling jh1 wants to comfort you
 
She is moving in for the kill man! Better watch your ass around her or you are gonna get snagged.

You want it again to prove your shit, she knows you want it again. You are gonna have to work for it.
 
It happens to me occasionally. Always when I'm tired and have been out all night. It just doesn't quite get hard all the way, needs a little lube to get it in or stick your dick in her mouth first and that will do the trick.
 
it happens bro, don't worry about it.

best erectile disfunction drug is a hotter woman though.
 
If she says "It's not hard"

ask her "So what do you think you are doing wrong??"

after all, if you aren't excited.. it's not your fault now is it??
 
string_bean00 said:
I wanted to cry, wtf is wrong with me. I'd be good until I attempted to put one of those condoms on and id lose it.

do I need more steroids?
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fucking condoms! Great for protecting...but lousy for the experience...ruins it. I think the only time I could get off with a condom on was when I was 17-18 and just excited to be fucking!
 
I'm tellin ya if you'll just straddle her next time and put your dick in your mouth, I mean her mouth, that will do the trick.
 
string_bean00 said:
not good guys


she was having nothing to do with my game tonight, just wanted to cuddle and tell me she still really likes me and she 'understands' that it happens to all guys sometimes. but she had no interest in sex tonight.

fuggin healother right here.

self confidence shot to fuck, the awesome stringbean has been slain
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dude leave her ASAP, shes a fucking succubus.

for real though man, trust me on this one please i was all for you up untill this, but she saw a source of you fucking up, and gained higher ground than you. now shes in the mode to try and bash your confidence more and more, which explains why she kept bringing up that it happens to alot of guys...fuck that, if she didnt actually care she wouldnt keep mentioning it but she has to to drive your self esteem down so she can eventually run you and swv you.

leave her and start over, you made too big a mistake to ever gain highest ground, this is the beginning of her using everything you do against you in some sort of way.

RUN RUN RUN, ignore her for a while make her cry a couple times anything, but dont fall for it!!!!!!!!
 
SpyWizard said:
If she says "It's not hard"

ask her "So what do you think you are doing wrong??"

after all, if you aren't excited.. it's not your fault now is it??
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agreed
 
JohnRobHolmes said:
She is moving in for the kill man! Better watch your ass around her or you are gonna get snagged.

You want it again to prove your shit, she knows you want it again. You are gonna have to work for it.
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THIIIS is exactly what i was trying to say, except i messed up
 
SpyWizard said:
If she says "It's not hard"

ask her "So what do you think you are doing wrong??"

after all, if you aren't excited.. it's not your fault now is it??
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omg dude perfect
 
oops i didnt read your thread carefully; forgot you were fine until the condom
 
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string_bean00 said:
not good guys


she was having nothing to do with my game tonight, just wanted to cuddle and tell me she still really likes me and she 'understands' that it happens to all guys sometimes. but she had no interest in sex tonight.

fuggin healother right here.

self confidence shot to fuck, the awesome stringbean has been slain
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This chick wants a RELATIONSHIP. TRUST ME. I'm a girl, and she is working you as hard as she can. So, if you want her to be your girlfriend, that's cool. Otherwise...
 
heatherrae said:
This chick wants a RELATIONSHIP. TRUST ME. I'm a girl, and she is working you as hard as she can. So, if you want her to be your girlfriend, that's cool. Otherwise...
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Why, on god's earth, woudl this girl wanna relationship with Limp Dick????


LOL. I told him the same thing. Diabolical biznatches taking advantage of a man down - get it? down? She smells blood in the water string... she's kicking a man while he's down. Is that the type of wimmin you want?
 
good responses bros


yeah she's aiming to hook me in. you guys are right on that. she's alright to hang out with but I'm not boyfriend material. But I'll succeed in hitting it again to prove I'm fully functioning.
 
string_bean00 said:
not good guys


she was having nothing to do with my game tonight, just wanted to cuddle and tell me she still really likes me and she 'understands' that it happens to all guys sometimes. but she had no interest in sex tonight.

fuggin healother right here.

self confidence shot to fuck, the awesome stringbean has been slain
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the fact that you keep talking about it with her makes you look even more toolesque.
and i'm gonna scour the myspace mt p listings for this hoe
 
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