Last comic standing

[strongsmartsexy]

Last night on "Last Comic Standing" one of the comedians had a very damn funny joke. He said "Arnold Swart***whatzit and Maria Shriver. What is that marriage about? *theatricall pause* are they trying to create a bullet proof Kennedy?"

 

[Becoming]

dude there were some funny ass dudes on there, last night and the night before... the funniest didn't always win tho...

I liked the dude that talked about gettting an escort in vail?
3000 dollars?
she's real pretty...
can I cut her head off when I am done and keep it?
how bout 50 and you send over a deformed one?

also the guy that did the joke about convenience stores in chicago...
we have pop in the back... (he thought he said pot)
damn you do!
yes and coke too...
whoa you guys are the worst drug dealers I ever saw!

or the dude that talked about girls always being self centered... and his 15 year old (or 12) girlfriend....
you are scaring ME...
let ME go....
get away from ME....

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL

 

[strongsmartsexy]

dude there were some funny ass dudes on there, last night and the night before... the funniest didn't always win tho...

I liked the dude that talked about gettting an escort in vail?
3000 dollars?
she's real pretty...
can I cut her head off when I am done and keep it?
how bout 50 and you send over a deformed one?

also the guy that did the joke about convenience stores in chicago...
we have pop in the back... (he thought he said pot)
damn you do!
yes and coke too...
whoa you guys are the worst drug dealers I ever saw!

or the dude that talked about girls always being self centered... and his 15 year old (or 12) girlfriend....
you are scaring ME...
let ME go....
get away from ME....

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL

What about the one that went somewhat like "I like my women like I like my scotch. 15 years old and full of booze!"

 

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What about the one that went somewhat like "I like my women like I like my scotch. 15 years old and full of booze!"

that is one of the dudes I was thinking of too... I almost fell out of my chair at that one...

both yesterday and the day before they picked a lot of lame acts to move forward...

I wouldn't mind some transcripts of some of the material...

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I like the guy with the freaky hairdoo that comes out and says "I think you may be able to tell, but I get all my hair care products from PetCo."

 

[jackangel]

haven't seen that show yet, but at least one dude (jim norton, the bald fuck with a round face and no proper chin) is also on a show called tough crowd. he and that show is fucking balls funny.

 

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I like the guy with the freaky hairdoo that comes out and says "I think you may be able to tell, but I get all my hair care products from PetCo."

I really wish we had a transcipt