Ladies....what humorous lines have guys used on you?

[Peyote Killa]

One time a gay dude hit on me, he offered me a drink at a bar. Of course I took it. Then I gave to my friend that was with me, she enjoyed. Dude saw the whole thing and still had the nerve to ask me to dance, well now it got funny. I was in shock so I didn't answer, then he looks at me and says he wanted to feel my dick against his leg while he held me in a slow dance. Well I said hell no and took the drink my friend had and threw it all over him. It was a really funny experience, but I hope that it never happens again.

 

[vixenbabe]

]Originally posted by Peyote Killa
One time a gay dude hit on me, he offered me a drink at a bar. Of course I took it. Then I gave to my friend that was with me, she enjoyed. Dude saw the whole thing and still had the nerve to ask me to dance, well now it got funny. I was in shock so I didn't answer, then he looks at me and says he wanted to feel my dick against his leg while he held me in a slow dance. Well I said hell no and took the drink my friend had and threw it all over him. It was a really funny experience, but I hope that it never happens again.
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Havoc must have lost his touch with buying a round at the bar for the pretty boys.....