Ladies please HELP ME

[gorillahung]

I need some dating advice from the opposite sex. I have a neighbor that I think would make a good girlfriend. She lives in the townhouse directly beside mine. I joke because we shower together every morning, except there's a wall between us but I can hear her. The problem is that I barely know her. We talked once for about 45 minutes. I just signed up for the Match.com dating site and coincidentally, she's on there too. When you set up your profile on the site you are asked a lot of questions about what you like, want, etc. We match in 88% of the categories.

How should I pursue this? We rarely cross paths going in and out. Should I hang out by the door at the time she normally comes home from work and "go check my mailbox" when she pulls into the driveway and then chat her up? Should I go ring her doorbell and try talking to her? Should I just send her and e-mail through Match.com? I thought doing it in person would make more sense but I'd like a woman's opinion. If you were in her position, how would you want to be approached?

Also, I realize I'm not Brad Pitt but am I a decent enough looker to be acceptable?

Guys, please don't flood this thread with anal sex jokes. I need serious advice.

 

[EnderJE]

Why overthink it? Why not reply on Match and take it from there?

 

[javaguru]

Nut up or shut up....

Zombie Land reference...might be a good watch for you.

YouTube - Zombieland - Nut Up Or Shut Up

 

[puddlemonkey]

Also, I realize I'm not Brad Pitt but am I a decent enough looker to be acceptable?

I'd let you remove viruses from my computer. Maybe do my taxes. Not much else though.

 

[EnderJE]

I'd let you remove viruses from my computer. Maybe do my taxes. Not much else though.

Yeah, but I don't think that this thread is a ploy to get you jealous...?

 

[gstacker]

She's cheating on you.... Btw u sound like stalker material, jus nut up like said b4 lol

 

[gstacker]

Also lol @ asking woman for dating advise... Men are the ones dating them, well at least the str8 ones... They will tell u all kinds of shit they like in men.... Flowers, text goodmorning etc etc but really what they want is just someone good looking an confident so jus work on being that person.

 

[javaguru]

Please see mu nut up or shut up post...

 

[javaguru]

Also, asking a wiminz for dating advice is like asking a shark how to avoid a shark attack.

 

[nimbus]

Also, asking a wiminz for dating advice is like asking a shark how to avoid a shark attack.

LOL clever

 

[nimbus]

if you're too lazy to upload pictures to another site so everyone can see them, you probably won't take the necessary steps to land this girl

 

[the_clockwork]

i 2nd nimbus... fucking hsit

 

[nangiggles]

Go over to her house and ask her about something, has the mail gone by, do you know where I can get "X" thing around here, I have a bit of an emergency can I borrow X item, I happen to have an extra ticket for X concert do you wanna go?... if she brushes you off or isnt very talkative bury the idea for once and for all...

He's a looker, I've seen him ^_^

 

[nimbus]

chat her up next time you see her, steer the convo to something you enjoy, and after you hype it up enough tell her she should partake with you. i think she'll be down, and if not, she sucks.

i don't like nan's advice of fabricating an excuse to talk to her. you are going to put out a way better vibe the more genuine your interaction with her is

also you need to be trying to nail other chicks in the mean time, putting all your hope with this one girl is a guaranteed way to fuck it up

i think you'd look ok with a cooler shirt

good luck, post pics of chick

 

[iggy]

alright, you seem like you have good intentions. I wouldn't try to plan anything bro, or overanalyze it. you don't want to come off as creepy. Just be upfront with her and the most important thing is to be confident, laid back, and yourself. you can't go wrong with doing all of that.

remember, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take in life.

 

[-SD-]

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take in life.

for some reason this made me slightly lol.

 

[PhoenixS]

alright, you seem like you have good intentions. I wouldn't try to plan anything bro, or overanalyze it. you don't want to come off as creepy. Just be upfront with her and the most important thing is to be confident, laid back, and yourself. you can't go wrong with doing all of that.

remember, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take in life.

Good advice from Iggy.

 

[redshirt27se]

you said you barely know her. so chill with the infatuation, for all you know she's a huge bitch. (she is on match.com)




but if you must go on with this middle school crush, TALK TO HER. Don't stalk her, but if you see her outside, say hi. Take it from there. If you keep acting like a pussy you're going to look like one, and she is going to run.

 

[Rachel...lol]

Send her a message on Match. If she doesn't answer, IT'S TIME TO MOVE. And stop taking showers at the same time as her for fuck sakes, that's creepy.

 

[gstacker]

for some reason this made me slightly lol.

And the guy on top of the mountain didn't fall there lol...

Jus walk up to her shake her hand and tickle her palm with ur middle finger n wink works like a charm.

 

[trex74]

Chill the fuk out and wait until you cross paths in person.
Then ask her if she wants to go for a coffee in a cafe, not at your house.
Do NOT tell her that you shower at the same time LOL!!!
If you send her an email through Match.com and say you are her neighbour that will creep her out a bit I think.
Good luck!!

 

[gorillahung]

Send her a message on Match. If she doesn't answer, IT'S TIME TO MOVE. And stop taking showers at the same time as her for fuck sakes, that's creepy.

Sorry, no can do on the shower unless I want to wake up way too early in the morning.

 

[gorillahung]

i think you'd look ok with a cooler shirt

good luck, post pics of chick

LOL at the shirt comment. That's my old man's shirt. I was at my parents house and the baby spit up on my shirt so I had to borrow one. By the way, the baby is my nephew and he's my best buddy.

 

[gstacker]

Sorry, no can do on the shower unless I want to wake up way too early in the morning.

Ummm ya.... Jus take ur shower but +1 bout not sharing the fact that u shower the same time...

go talk to some other random girls to practice.

 

[jackangel]

the only thing i can think of is that you're not real. name like gorillahung? posting up these easily-made-up "dilemmas"? annoying e-self-deprecation?

if you are legit, write her a haiku. problem solved.