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Ladies of elite: A proposal

slickdadd

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For there are many ladies among us at elite. Many new faces, many old. I know you all have your lives, your boyfriends, your whatevers. But one this one day, for this one time, don't you think it is time you sent pictures to a guy on a message board you frequently read? A guy you probably don't know all that well, if at all, much less know who he is. I think it is only right that all pictures be sent to me and i can relay the information and data i record to fellow members of the board. I just feel as if its my duty to contribute in any way i can. I will serve as the library of congress if you will. Storing all records of the ladies.

Ok i give up. I just don't know what have of the gals look like. I want to see. Nothing more, nothing less. [email protected] You know you want to. What could it hurt? Previous clients have rant and raved.

"I have never enjoyed anything more in the past then sending my pictures to slickdadd's email address. It was truly envigorating. I would do it again in a heartbeat. How do you think i got started?" -Heidi Klum 1996

"At first i was skeptical. Then I realized, hey, what more to life is there then sending risque personal photos of myself to a cool, stunningly charming, ravishing brute of a man like that of slickdadd. It just made sense." -Audrey Hepburn 1954

"Well, being the goddess of love and everything, I am busy as it is. But even a gal like me has to send pictures of myself to a guy on the internet." -Aphrodite 2000 BC

"yes its true im not even a woman, and i have a penis that would couldn't rival most aphids, but i myself even enjoyed sending pictures to slickdadd's box, it is truly the opportunity of a lifetime" -Plifter 2000

There you have it ladies. Everyone loves it. Carry on in the tradition of the ages. Join the many. Be part of the illustrious few. Send your pictures quickly to [email protected] What have you got to lose?

*record scratch*
 
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Night Fly said:
Umm...my avatar says it all. :)

Darlin - what could I do to convince you to drive on down into Atlanta and party with some Elite peeps next month???
 
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