Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
UGL OZ
UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAK

Ladies - just a reminder

supersizeme

supersizeme

New member
March 14. Rib Eyes are good, as are NY Strips. Make sure you know the way your man likes it cooked. Also a nice touch would be during the bj, maybe on the tv play the final battle of Bloodsport where Frank Dux takes out the snot-rocking blowing, barrel-chested Chong Li and finally returns Jackson's bandana to him(moving scene...the bj should be finished before this point so that your man can be free to let the tears flow).

http://www.steakandbjday.com/
 
screw the strip steaks....gimme a fillet mignon....oh wait...i don't have a gf.....and she probably wouldn't have made me steak anyway if i did.
 
If I had a boyfriend I would've done both. I may not be the best cook ever, but am talented in other areas... :p
 
I wasn't aware of that holiday. What a horrid excuse of a woman I am to not know of such an important date. I deserve a good scolding.
 
jerkbox said:
screw the strip steaks....gimme a fillet mignon....oh wait...i don't have a gf.....and she probably wouldn't have made me steak anyway if i did.
Click to expand...

lucidBlue said:
If I had a boyfriend I would've done both. I may not be the best cook ever, but am talented in other areas...
Click to expand...


Hmmmmmmm


Is anyone thinking what I am thinking?

:heart:


Is there a matchmaker in the house???!
 
My poor boyfriend is in Iraq so he is going to miss this holiday. I would send him the link, but that would be just plain wrong!
 
Raina said:
I wasn't aware of that holiday. What a horrid excuse of a woman I am to not know of such an important date. I deserve a good scolding.
Click to expand...

Shame on you!

There, was that good enough?
 
My husband is a vegetarian so what will I do with the steak I bought? Hrmpf!

1 outta 2 ain't bad....
 
Lucid Blue is that you in your avatar?

If it is, then you have a very intriguing face...pretty too.

No offence, but you look as though you can be a real bitch too...purely from the picture.
 
biggest_man_in_the_world said:
Lucid Blue is that you in your avatar?

If it is, then you have a very intriguing face...pretty too.

No offence, but you look as though you can be a real bitch too...purely from the picture.
Click to expand...

Yes, that's me and thank you. I take no offense to the last comment... I can be a bitch... but usually only when provoked ;) .
 
phatchick - just like some jews still celebrate christmas, i think we might be able to work something out here.

for starters go here --> www.omahasteaks.com they have overnight delivery. i'm also available for overnight delivery if need be
 
supersizeme said:
phatchick - just like some jews still celebrate christmas, i think we might be able to work something out here.

for starters go here --> www.omahasteaks.com they have overnight delivery. i'm also available for overnight delivery if need be
Click to expand...
Lol. Hmm, so if you leave now, you could be here in time. Gosh, I'm glad you told me that. I'm not going to take it into consideration, but I'm glad you told me anyway. :qt:
 
i wish i knew where you get the strength to reject my subtle advances every single time. my only consolation is knowing how much pain it must cause you type them out.

project is going to kick my ass one day for this.
 
supersizeme said:
i wish i knew where you get the strength to reject my subtle advances every single time. my only consolation is knowing how much pain it must cause you type them out each time.

project is going to kick my ass one day for this.
Click to expand...
Nah, I think you're safe. He's pretty harmless anyway.

And if it makes you feel better, I have to dig deep down to find the words to tell you each time you say something. It's not easy, but I manage.
 
PHATchik said:
Nah, I think you're safe. He's pretty harmless anyway.

And if it makes you feel better, I have to dig deep down to find the words to tell you each time you say something. It's not easy, but I manage.
Click to expand...

Yep, I'm as harmless as a baby's butt.

Don't worry, she has to dig deep down every time she rolls her eyes at me.
 
TheProject said:
Yep, I'm as harmless as a baby's butt.

Don't worry, she has to dig deep down every time she rolls her eyes at me.
Click to expand...
Hmm, does that mean you stink? :verygood:

And you should know that I mean every eye roll with the deepest sentiment. :qt:
 
Question... does this count towards the 2 major holidays I have sex with my wife? I sorta like our bi-annual thing, hate to disrupt our groove.











and is steak those Manwhich things in a can? thanks
 
gonelifting said:
Question... does this count towards the 2 major holidays I have sex with my wife? I sorta like our bi-annual thing, hate to disrupt our groove.











and is steak those Manwhich things in a can? thanks
Click to expand...
This one might be a freebie. :)
 
Unless something changes in the next hour and a half, this day was a total wash for me. No steak, no blowjob, no happy.
 
Well, if it makes you feel better, I didn't cook a steak or give a blowjob today. So there is one less person who received either one.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

AAP
A Day in the life of a pro bber
Replies
16
Views
2K
Wulfgar
Wulfgar
BlueBird
Chuck Norris declined the part of Frodo because, "Only a *bleepity-bleep* would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelry."
Replies
16
Views
2K
the_alcatraz
the_alcatraz
B
Kojak
Replies
2
Views
1K
samoth
S
superqt4u2nv
All you ever wanted to know about competing ....
Replies
12
Views
24K
caligirl85
caligirl85
V
Danielle: The girl in the window
Replies
8
Views
3K
hanselthecaretaker
hanselthecaretaker
Top Bottom