Ladies..Irony?

[vixenbabe]

Can you relate?

My dearest Mr. Hyde,
I simply can't abide,
to continue our courtship any longer.

You bring me chocolate sweets,
then prowl the city streets.
A puzzling behavior indeed.

Your mood swings are ferocious,
and your actions quite atrocious.
I find myself wondering who you are.

So, I shall listen to my mother,
and my sworn-bachelor brother,
and wed a sensible doctor.

I will marry him with pride,
for no secrets does his hide.
Responsible, dependable, Dr. Jekyll!

 

[The Ranger]

I tend to disagree, simply because God gave all men a hole in the end of their penis....That way, we can all think with an open mind....Heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[vixenbabe]

I'm arms and legs
Each basic part
Soft skin and curves
Female work of art

And I'm a sex hole

I'm thoughts, emotions
Smiles and tears
Wife. Mother
Courage and fears

And I'm a sex hole

I'm breasts , buttocks
Tits and ass
Lover, Whore
Trashy and class

And I'm a sex hole

I'm love, lust
Desire and passion
I'm in style
And out of fashion

And I'm a sex hole

 

[The Ranger]

Heh heh heh....That's a bit more like it....

A small one back at ya babe.....Enjoy.


Women Of Iron


Some house's try to hide the truth,
that Women of Iron dwell in there.
Our house's show it openly,
the signs are everywhere.

We know sacrifice, and feel the pain,
sometimes we don't know one, from the other.
We've always been in the Game of Iron,
but first, we're housewives and mother's.

In the gym, we find our freedom,
they are special times you know.
At night we lay and wonder,
just where did all that time go?

They look upon us differently,
and even Iron Brother's sometimes do.
Yet, we have to be warm and understanding,
and have a wonderful gentlness too!

We've answered for all our mistakes,
no matter how big or small.
We divide our time between the gym and family,
but, family is placed above it all.

We never asked for compassion,
to make our pain fall away.
Maybe a smile, and a kind word,
a compliment, just one...someday!

We try to share our wisdom,
and give insight into a woman's skill.
In return, we get smirks and stares,
and answers that make us ill!

Faced our trials and tribulations,
fought our battles of love.
Through it all, we found our strength,
from the Iron God up above!

We hate all mirror's, can't pass them by,
and still not believing the sight.
Walked away with tears in our eyes,
and lay awake wondering each night.

We accept the thought of lonliness,
in your eyes, should we ever fail.
We have never denied we are different,
for the Iron God made us...FEMALES!!!!

From one squirrel dick lover to another.....

Ranger

 

[vixenbabe]

I loved it...VERY NICE, Ranger!