Kobe Bryant's post-game comments...

[Longhorn85]

...kind of for me typify his personality. A basically sqeaky-clean guy with little emotion, who for some reason, tries to act different from what he is.

He said, when asked how he would get over the shocking come-back loss to the Celtics at home:

"A lot of wine, a lot of beer. A couple of of shots...about twenty of 'em."

Does this sound authentic? I wonder if he even drinks. Maybe it's just me but he seems fake.

 

[needtogetarmy]

I agree. He is definitely not that type but he wants to be.

He is a black man acting like a white guy who wants to be black lol

 

[ortiz34]

He's going home soon

without a championship

end of story

 

[the_alcatraz]

You callin Koby a black wigger? lol...wtf?

I agree. He is definitely not that type but he wants to be.

He is a black man acting like a white guy who wants to be black lol

 

[dabuffguy]

You callin Koby a black wigger? lol...wtf?

My cousnis are black wiggers. Both of them. Adopted from GA an LA at birth. They were raised in white families an dit is hilarious to watch them try and be black. They are the whitest niggers ever. It is so freakin hilarious. One of them was born 2 days after me. We are real close friends and hang out all the time. To give you an example, he drives a blue mazda miata, and had the upholstery changed to tiger skin print and the carpet is long fuzzy blue to match the paint. He has 18" chrome rims, and on a miata that is huge. Has all these silly stereotypical things like that. A way cool kid. My other cousin is a basketball player. go figure. He's 5'10 and can dunk it from 3 FT in front of the foul line. insane hops. sleeps around and has 3 kids. sounds like your stereotypical brother but he is the whitest guy ever. Doesn't like rap, but country. Wears white button up shirts and talks very formal. lol. they are awesome though.

 

[Kano]

My cousnis are black wiggers. Both of them. Adopted from GA an LA at birth. They were raised in white families an dit is hilarious to watch them try and be black. They are the whitest niggers ever. It is so freakin hilarious. One of them was born 2 days after me. We are real close friends and hang out all the time. To give you an example, he drives a blue mazda miata, and had the upholstery changed to tiger skin print and the carpet is long fuzzy blue to match the paint. He has 18" chrome rims, and on a miata that is huge. Has all these silly stereotypical things like that. A way cool kid. My other cousin is a basketball player. go figure. He's 5'10 and can dunk it from 3 FT in front of the foul line. insane hops. sleeps around and has 3 kids. sounds like your stereotypical brother but he is the whitest guy ever. Doesn't like rap, but country. Wears white button up shirts and talks very formal. lol. they are awesome though.

dude thats fucking funny .... go wiggers

 

[binö]

just like chris weber...from privledge but always felt outtaplace in a league dominated but hoodness

 

[gotmilk]

Lakers were invited upstairs for a party and ended up being bent over a chair.....

 

[Walter Szczerbiak]

Kobe's a certified cry baby on and off the court..... waaaa waaaa too many fouls waaa waaaa pass the ball to me whenever were down waaaa waaaaa i'm going to get waisted tonight and drain my sorrows game even though we play again in 36 hours

 

[Raptorex]

wow, you guys all made great predictions picking the lakers

 

[Beachboy6294]

wow, you guys all made great predictions picking the lakers

Not me you can go back and look I picked the Celtics!! Go Celtics!!

 

[Longhorn85]

I agree. He is definitely not that type but he wants to be.

He is a black man acting like a white guy who wants to be black lol

The irony is that he should have just continued to be himself. Before the Colorado groupie ass-fuck episode, he was on top of the world. He can't help but be seen as the black man he is, yet his personality was cross-over. White Dads were buying their little girls Kobe jerseys and letting them have his posters on their bedroom walls. Falling in love with the brothas at a young age.

He was a squeaky clean suburb kid selling Sprite who never partied with his teammates, and now he is trying to brag about downing wine and beer, followed by 20 shots. Who does that?

 

[Beachboy6294]

Kobe is gay

 

[gjohnson5]

I've made alot of karma off the Celtics...

wow, you guys all made great predictions picking the lakers

 

[DannoMight]

who gives a fuck. Basketball is fixed anyways.

 

[The Race The Hunt]

 

[calveless wonder]

LMFAO. that video is fuckin gold

 

[sugashane]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! That shit was great!!
K to you!

 

[The Race The Hunt]

I shoot hot sizzle

 

[calveless wonder]

that song in the end is stuck in my head
lmfao

 

[The Race The Hunt]

Kobe, I open! Machine, open!

 

[gotmilk]

LMAO at Kobe calling himself the Black Mamba...

Unless Mamba is Italian for come up to my room and I'll bend you over a chair

 

[mountain muscle]

dude thats fucking funny .... go wiggers

That would be a great name for a white basketball team.

 

[calveless wonder]

all laker fans they know what i mean
i shoot ball off screen like machine
camp back, 3 point line
when you pass, i shoot
yes i shoot everytime

like machine, shot is mine
3 point line
camp all the time

 

[Longhorn85]

LMAO at Kobe calling himself the Black Mamba...

Unless Mamba is Italian for come up to my room and I'll bend you over a chair

Was she even hot? That's what I couldn't understand.

 

[calveless wonder]

Was she even hot? That's what I couldn't understand.

she was completely gross.

like a 4.5-5

 

[Longhorn85]

she was completely gross.

like a 4.5-5

All I ever saw was a picture of her walking away, waist down. She didn't appear to be worth the trouble. Did her name ever come out?

 

[calveless wonder]

All I ever saw was a picture of her walking away, waist down. She didn't appear to be worth the trouble. Did her name ever come out?

"It cost Kobe seven digits, to pay off Bridget
and get acquited
to break that bitch off, cause he ain't did it"

lol. thats the only reason i know her name. Consequence featuring Kanye West song

 

[Walter Szczerbiak]

her name was Katelyn Faber

 

[Walter Szczerbiak]

 

[calveless wonder]

well, i got owned

 

[The Race The Hunt]

Camp, shoot
Camp, shoot

 

[DannoMight]

LMAO at Kobe calling himself the Black Mamba...

Unless Mamba is Italian for come up to my room and I'll bend you over a chair

don't forget he made her kiss his penis and promise not to tell. but she immediately started texting her friends afterwards stating she just had sex with an NBA star.

fukin skank

 

[-SD-]

Machine terminate spurs!

 

[calveless wonder]

revenge of the machine

 

[calveless wonder]

machine shoot bang bang from da geeet go