Knight Rider is on sci-fi...

[bwood]

and for some reason, i am watching it...

talking cars are cool...

if i had a talking car, i would
name it nathan, not kitt...

but then, my talking car would
probably be retarded...

it would only go backwards...

it would fail all its tailpipe emissions tests...

i would donate my retarded talking
car to a charity sledgehammer
contest to raise money to help
black, hair-lipped, female haitan
midgets...

im here to help...