tHAts a tough call
If the Plumper is below a Deuce i'll pick her. After all I might be able to get her into shape. She could always get thin.
A butterface thiers not much that can be done, and plastic surgery doesn't work miracles.
If the plumper is over 3 bills no way!!! aint nothing gonna pry them french fries from her mouth!!! But the ugly gal with the killer bod. Maybe I can have her grow her hair out like cousin "IT" from the adams family so no one know what a dog she is. Either that or don't bring her out in public.
I'm ashamed to admit that i've hooked up with some plumbers with pretty faces, never spent a dime on them, didn't have to. I would just invite them over, bang them make them leave. Eventually they would get pissed and ask why don't I ever take them out??
First-off I'm embarrassed to be seen in public, i know thats harsh
second-If I already banged You without even have to buy u a drink, theirs no way in hell i'm going to take ur ass out, even to a buffet.
On second though i'll take the BUtterface.