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I was just thinking about all of the funny shit people have told me they did as a child.
I know I sure did some nutty stuff.

1. Always in trouble for climbing the tree in the front yard-in the early am hours...in my wonderwoman under roos. Well, how else was I going to get to my invisible jet??? Give me a break.
2. I was always destroying electronics in attempts to build better ghostbuster gear for my nightly events.
3. Caught the house on fire trying to destroy some ugly holiday dresses I didn't want to wear. Well, they should have listened.
4. Got VERY upset when people tried to tickle me. I was sure it would make me stutter for the rest of my life. I cried, kicked and screamed for them to stop while begging them to not make me stutter. Adults are so cruel. They actually thought it was cute.:worried:
5. If I didn't feel like going to school, just said the teacher hit me. That always allowed me to miss a day or two.

What did you do?
 
myway said:
I was just thinking about all of the funny shit people have told me they did as a child.
I know I sure did some nutty stuff.

1. Always in trouble for climbing the tree in the front yard-in the early am hours...in my wonderwoman under roos. Well, how else was I going to get to my invisible jet??? Give me a break.
2. I was always destroying electronics in attempts to build better ghostbuster gear for my nightly events.
3. Caught the house on fire trying to destroy some ugly holiday dresses I didn't want to wear. Well, they should have listened.
4. Got VERY upset when people tried to tickle me. I was sure it would make me stutter for the rest of my life. I cried, kicked and screamed for them to stop while begging them to not make me stutter. Adults are so cruel. They actually thought it was cute.:worried:
5. If I didn't feel like going to school, just said the teacher hit me. That always allowed me to miss a day or two.

What did you do?
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Oh thank God.
I thought you were offering kids.
I was running the other way.
 
I fed half my lunch to the ants in the ant hill in my grand pappey's field after school every day.

Played doctor with a couple neighborhood girls when I was like 4.

Got arrested an the age of 10 for throwing rocks at cars.

Wedged a pop can in the back tire of my bicycle and road to school. I thought it made it sound like a motor cycle. Neighbors hated it.

Played tree rodeo.

My cousins and I liked to build forts. We'd spend days building a fort. When we were finished we would play in it for a few hours then get board an go build another fort. To this day there are about 20 or 30 forts behind gramps' house in the forest.

Loved to play marbles. I carried around this big sock full of marbles that I had won.

Was constantly fighting.
 
pin said:
I fed half my lunch to the ants in the ant hill in my grand pappey's field after school every day.

Played doctor with a couple neighborhood girls when I was like 4.

Got arrested an the age of 10 for throwing rocks at cars.

Wedged a pop can in the back tire of my bicycle and road to school. I thought it made it sound like a motor cycle. Neighbors hated it.

Played tree rodeo.

My cousins and I liked to build forts. We'd spend days building a fort. When we were finished we would play in it for a few hours then get board an go build another fort. To this day there are about 20 or 30 forts behind gramps' house in the forest.

Loved to play marbles. I carried around this big sock full of marbles that I had won.

Was constantly fighting.
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We did the fort thing,2! Good times!
We also liked to sneak into yards and put other kids' stuff on the roof tops. Bikes, roller skates or whatever we could find.
 
myway said:
We did the fort thing,2! Good times!
We also liked to sneak into yards and put other kids' stuff on the roof tops. Bikes, roller skates or whatever we could find.
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We would hide in cherry and apple trees and munch on cherries and apples.:) Gave us the squirts though :(
 
I was a perfect angel, I'll never admit to any of those things they said I did. Never
 
myway said:
I was just thinking about all of the funny shit people have told me they did as a child.
I know I sure did some nutty stuff.

1. Always in trouble for climbing the tree in the front yard-in the early am hours...in my wonderwoman under roos. Well, how else was I going to get to my invisible jet??? Give me a break.
2. I was always destroying electronics in attempts to build better ghostbuster gear for my nightly events.
3. Caught the house on fire trying to destroy some ugly holiday dresses I didn't want to wear. Well, they should have listened.
4. Got VERY upset when people tried to tickle me. I was sure it would make me stutter for the rest of my life. I cried, kicked and screamed for them to stop while begging them to not make me stutter. Adults are so cruel. They actually thought it was cute.:worried:
5. If I didn't feel like going to school, just said the teacher hit me. That always allowed me to miss a day or two.

What did you do?
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Hey sexy, good shit....
Yeah lemme think on this one, I was not the prince without sin.
Flat out tricky.
I love the tickled phobia, getting pissed of at adults. I mean why do we tickle children? Who orignated that tradition. Future thinker right there, a tickle revolutionary. LOL
Gimme a bit.
 
throwing snowballs or pine cones at cars.(depending what time of year) We would throw them and then jump behind a bush.
Only once we got busted because this guy stopped his car and got out. knocked on my grandmothers house and complained. my cousin and I were scared shitless.
 
lartinos said:
throwing snowballs or pine cones at cars.(depending what time of year) We would throw them and then jump behind a bush.
Only once we got busted because this guy stopped his car and got out. knocked on my grandmothers house and complained. my cousin and I were scared shitless.
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there was your mistake... never never do it in front of your house...
 
I used to go pumkin smashing in my neighborhood as well. I lived in Queens so there were alot of houses to go to to smash pumpkins too.
I got arrested as a juvenile too for something else when I was 15. Charges were dropped pretty quickly though. I wouldn't say I was a bad kid but I was in detention alot for saying the same kind of jokes you hear me say here on elite.
 
bigmann245 said:
bwahahahahahaha....... i can just imagine the kind of kid you were....
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who me? I was tom-boy most of my year, and still am at heart! I was very respectful to elders, not so much my peers or siblings. I never really gave my mother and father trouble. I only got suspended once for fighting, and thats cause I was caught.

I was really really a sweet kid :evil:
 
myway said:
I was just thinking about all of the funny shit people have told me they did as a child.
I know I sure did some nutty stuff.

1. Always in trouble for climbing the tree in the front yard-in the early am hours...in my wonderwoman under roos. Well, how else was I going to get to my invisible jet??? Give me a break.
2. I was always destroying electronics in attempts to build better ghostbuster gear for my nightly events.
3. Caught the house on fire trying to destroy some ugly holiday dresses I didn't want to wear. Well, they should have listened.
4. Got VERY upset when people tried to tickle me. I was sure it would make me stutter for the rest of my life. I cried, kicked and screamed for them to stop while begging them to not make me stutter. Adults are so cruel. They actually thought it was cute.:worried:
5. If I didn't feel like going to school, just said the teacher hit me. That always allowed me to miss a day or two.

What did you do?
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I wet the bed all the way up to 3rd grade
 
Smurfy said:
I wet the bed all the way up to 3rd grade
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I think that means your son should have done the same thing. Isn't that what parents always say? Actually, he should do it twice as much so maybe 6th grade?
Its that curse our parents put on us when they wish for us to have kids that will do what we did...but worse.
 
myway said:
I think that means your son should have done the same thing. Isn't that what parents always say? Actually, he should do it twice as much so maybe 6th grade?
Its that curse our parents put on us when they wish for us to have kids that will do what we did...but worse.
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In my family, anyone who was a bed wetter has got really good rhythm. its just something we have noticed. those who wet the bed are good dancers. weird i know

actually my son never once peed the bed. not ever. not even when i potty trained him.
 
Smurfy said:
In my family, anyone who was a bed wetter has got really good rhythm. its just something we have noticed. those who wet the bed are good dancers. weird i know

actually my son never once peed the bed. not ever. not even when i potty trained him.
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Once you get called out for wettin the bed, you aint afraid of shit... I mean what is shame then, been there conquered that. Yup no inhibitions, so once they get on the floor lack of being self conscious, due to nothing to hide, frees up movement, timing, and lets them open up to the beat.

Okay thats utter bullshit... I so get carried away in trying to discern the ultimate pathway of your family rythmic phenomenon Smurf. But, yeah, I think its a Smurf thang.
 
When I was nine my cousins and I discovered a bottle of Syrup of Ipecac in grandma and granda's medicine cabinet. We drank some then ate a whole bunch of goulash then took turns hurling. My aunt was supposed to be watching us, but she was loaded and passed out on the couch.
 
Smurfy said:
In my family, anyone who was a bed wetter has got really good rhythm. its just something we have noticed. those who wet the bed are good dancers. weird i know

actually my son never once peed the bed. not ever. not even when i potty trained him.
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Ummmm...that's friggin screwy because I wet the bed too and am a really good dancer. You think we're related?
 
snacky cake said:
Ummmm...that's friggin screwy because I wet the bed too and am a really good dancer. You think we're related?
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She has returned. What is up HR?

Snackles loves to dance... This I know.
Orgasmic Risotto, could've been your stage name. lol
I know you can hold your own on the floor.
What is your favorite style?
Not talking break beats eitha.
 
-Ariel- said:
She has returned. What is up HR?

Snackles loves to dance... This I know.
Orgasmic Risotto, could've been your stage name. lol
I know you can hold your own on the floor.
What is your favorite style?
Not talking break beats eitha.
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I like hip hop, but I can lay down a cool salsa or merengue. I would love to take ball room dancing. I took it for a bit with the crying architect, but it made him nervous...lol. He was a terrible dancer because he was too cerebral about it and it got his feet all tripped up.
 
snacky cake said:
I like hip hop, but I can lay down a cool salsa or merengue. I would love to take ball room dancing. I took it for a bit with the crying architect, but it made him nervous...lol. He was a terrible dancer because he was too cerebral about it and it got his feet all tripped up.
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My entire family does ballroom. I'm the only -philistine- uncultured douche, I just was too lazy to learn. Such an asset though. Yeah, I thought you would be into salsa.
Hell yeah U can shake your shit to hip hop, me too. I love to watch white guys like bite their lips though... lol

Yeah, if he wasn't so like Emo, I mean its gotta be balanced, too full and yeah you get tears, not enough, you get lame. Balance baby... Good stuff.
 
snacky cake said:
I like hip hop, but I can lay down a cool salsa or merengue. I would love to take ball room dancing. I took it for a bit with the crying architect, but it made him nervous...lol. He was a terrible dancer because he was too cerebral about it and it got his feet all tripped up.
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my wife and i are going to do that also.... oh and i can salsa better than her and shes puerto rican... lol
 
-Ariel- said:
My entire family does ballroom. I'm the only -philistine- uncultured douche, I just was too lazy to learn. Such an asset though. Yeah, I thought you would be into salsa.
Hell yeah U can shake your shit to hip hop, me too. I love to watch white guys like bite their lips though... lol

Yeah, if he wasn't so like Emo, I mean its gotta be balanced, too full and yeah you get tears, not enough, you get lame. Balance baby... Good stuff.
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Yeah, he had the sensitivity and passion that would have made him good if he wasn't so nervous like a chihuahua at a chinese buffet.
 
bigmann245 said:
my wife and i are going to do that also.... oh and i can salsa better than her and shes puerto rican... lol
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I'd like to see you throw down a sexy salsa. =-)


I never get guys who can dance -- EVER. I just put their hands on my hips while I shake it so they don't go flailing around like Elaine on Seinfeld. It gives them something to do. lol.
 
snacky cake said:
I'd like to see you throw down a sexy salsa. =-)


I never get guys who can dance -- EVER. I just put their hands on my hips while I shake it so they don't go flailing around like Elaine on Seinfeld. It gives them something to do. lol.
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bwahahahaha.... its actually how i won her side of the family over. her cousin started salsa dancing with me thinking she was going to teach me and i surprised them all. oh and i had a blast in Ecuador and Panama also. they see a guy like me, red hair, 6'2" 290 salsa and they fall all over themselves. i will never forget going there and the fun i had.
 
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