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Kids say the darndest things....

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Man it's funny the things that come out of little ones mouths and they have no clue. I have to share with you all what happened to me yesterday. We went out to eat yesterday and not real busy and fairly quiet. We were not sitting far from the restrooms and my daughters 6 and 3 1/5 went to the restroom not far from there. They go back there no big deal. All of a sudden the 3 yr old comes running out and yells really loud while everyone is eating "MOMMY ASHLEY'S GOING POO POO" Omg I turned soooo red. LOL!!! Everyone just turned and looked at me and tried not to laugh. KIDS!!!

Anyone else have any fun kids stories like that?
 
silverstar1025 said:
Man it's funny the things that come out of little ones mouths and they have no clue. I have to share with you all what happened to me yesterday. We went out to eat yesterday and not real busy and fairly quiet. We were not sitting far from the restrooms and my daughters 6 and 3 1/5 went to the restroom not far from there. They go back there no big deal. All of a sudden the 3 yr old comes running out and yells really loud while everyone is eating "MOMMY ASHLEY'S GOING POO POO" Omg I turned soooo red. LOL!!! Everyone just turned and looked at me and tried not to laugh. KIDS!!!

Anyone else have any fun kids stories like that?
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LMAO!!! Yes I was in Wal-Mart standing in line and they had a really fat guy in front of us and my daughter said really loud to me "Daddy he is FAT"!!
 
Beachboy6294 said:
LMAO!!! Yes I was in Wal-Mart standing in line and they had a really fat guy in front of us and my daughter said really loud to me "Daddy he is FAT"!!
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lol kids tell the truth!! I have so many funny moments. I have pretty grown up panties and my oldest told me "Mommy when I get a big butt like you I am going to get those panties just like yours'
 
LOL! Yep! Sounds like our house everyday.

We saw a dude with a prosthetic leg at the store. It was a high tech robotic one that isn't supposed to look like a leg but more of a bionic one, lol.

My DS was 3 and he goes, "Whoa! Cool leg!" and my DD who was 4 said, "Shhh! That's just how God made him!"

The person with the fake leg just laughed thank goodness!
 
pdaddyII said:
Poop Thread!

Lock Er Up!
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Yeah sorry I mentioned that my 3 yr old said poo poo. This is just disgusting please lock it!!
 
It's been a while since I've had little ones around but I have to say it's funny to watch kids either cry when my husband looks at them or they say, "Mommy - LOOK - IT'S SANTA CLAUS!!!"

It's either one extreme or the other.
 
silverstar1025 said:
lol kids tell the truth!! I have so many funny moments. I have pretty grown up panties and my oldest told me "Mommy when I get a big butt like you I am going to get those panties just like yours'
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Lol... That's what I love about lil kids they are innocent still and tell you what their thinking.
 
curvymommy said:
We're gonna lock you up! Moms have lots of good poo stories. :mix:
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I was giving my 2 yr old a bath the other night when she pooped in the water. I didn't know she had until she yelled out submarine, lol
 
BIKINIMOM said:
It's been a while since I've had little ones around but I have to say it's funny to watch kids either cry when my husband looks at them or they say, "Mommy - LOOK - IT'S SANTA CLAUS!!!"

It's either one extreme or the other.
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HA! Were yours jealous too? I don't know why, but my kids when they are real little HATE HATE HATE when hubby and I are snuggling or kissing on each other. The little one literally cries and gets pissed off if he is holding me. She gets real jealous. If we are all laying in bed watching tv together and he grabs my hand she will take his hand off of mine and hold my hand. LOL!!
 
pdaddyII said:
I was giving my 2 yr old a bath the other night when she pooped in the water. I didn't know she had until she yelled out submarine, lol
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Your little girl is a cutie!
 
BIKINIMOM said:
True dat I have no shortage of those stories, however, I am not really sure if you would say they were *good*. :worried:
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when life give you lemons...you make lemonade. Hmm, what do you do wiht poo? Make cute stories only moms give a crap about? :)
 
silverstar1025 said:
HA! Were yours jealous too? I don't know why, but my kids when they are real little HATE HATE HATE when hubby and I are snuggling or kidding on each other. The little one literally cries and gets pissed off if he is holding me. She gets real jealous. If we are all laying in bed watching tv together and he grabs my hand she will take his hand off of mine and hold my hand. LOL!!
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hehehehehee

Honestly I don't recall now. My youngest is 11 1/2 and my oldest will be 16 in a couple months. But I think it is funny that my niece (my sister's little girl) has a WILD CRUSH on my husband. So much so that her brother felt the need "to sell her out." "Nenje (that is how you say Aunt in Magyar), you are gonna be mad at Eva because she is in love with your husband!" My niece turned red and so did I and then I had to explain to them that it was OK because she loved him in a very different way than I love him. :lmao:

Everytime we Skype now my niece will get on and say hi to me then next question is, "Where's Dale?"

I went from hero to zero in nuthin flat!!!
 
pdaddyII said:
I was giving my 2 yr old a bath the other night when she pooped in the water. I didn't know she had until she yelled out submarine, lol
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Every single one of my kids -

1. peed on the floor in a public place once.

2. pooped in the bathtub once.

:worried: Yup ain't parenthood glam!!!
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Every single one of my kids -

1. peed on the floor in a public place once.

2. pooped in the bathtub once.

:worried: Yup ain't parenthood glam!!!
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My youngest vomited all over my shirt on a plane once. It was so not cool!
 
calveless wonder said:
cute little girl.

everyone here has a kid. i think i'm gonna get a vasocetomy



wait...you need to have sex to get someone pregnant. nevermind
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Your poon count doubles with a kid, if you lived close I would lend her to you for a couple hours or so.
 
pdaddyII said:
Your poon count doubles with a kid, if you lived close I would lend her to you for a couple hours or so.
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:beer: :beer:

good bro move.

although they'd probably think i kidnapped her with my dark skin, eyes and hair
 
calveless wonder said:
the next time your kids say something like that, just tell them they're adopted
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lol...that'll give em issues early on
 
calveless wonder said:
the next time your kids say something like that, just tell them they're adopted
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When we were lil and my little brothers would get on my nerves I would tell them that and they would be crying!
 
reading all these threads about kids gives me the kid bug

the feeling that I want to have kids comes to me in waves, like today, pretty strong!

then its over and i dont have that feeling anymore

when do you decide its time to have them, when the feeling is there all the time?

all these stories, having kids sounds like so much fun!
 
cindylou said:
reading all these threads about kids gives me the kid bug

the feeling that I want to have kids comes to me in waves, like today, pretty strong!

then its over and i dont have that feeling anymore

when do you decide its time to have them, when the feeling is there all the time?

all these stories, having kids sounds like so much fun!
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You are never FULLY ready to have kids. You just do it :)
 
silverstar1025 said:
You are never FULLY ready to have kids. You just do it :)
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Well, the kid bug only comes and goes with waves, the rest of the time, I am having fun and living freeee!!

which makes me think im not ready lol
 
cindylou said:
Well, the kid bug only comes and goes with waves, the rest of the time, I am having fun and living freeee!!

which makes me think im not ready lol
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Well life doesn't totally end after kids. LOL Luckily the grandparents love to keep them so we get breaks. You just can't leave on a whim to do things though like when you have none.
 
calveless wonder said:
lolololololololololol

don't do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just wait one day you will say that your kids are the best thing that ever happened in your life!
 
silverstar1025 said:
Just wait one day you will say that your kids are the best thing that ever happened in your life!
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Yep at the end of your life it doesn't matter how great you was at your job or how much money you have it will be about your kids and if you was a good parent.
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Yep at the end of your life it doesn't matter how great you was at your job or how much money you have it will be about your kids and if you was a good parent.
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+1 kids give you a true purpose in life :)
 
silverstar1025 said:
Man it's funny the things that come out of little ones mouths and they have no clue. I have to share with you all what happened to me yesterday. We went out to eat yesterday and not real busy and fairly quiet. We were not sitting far from the restrooms and my daughters 6 and 3 1/5 went to the restroom not far from there. They go back there no big deal. All of a sudden the 3 yr old comes running out and yells really loud while everyone is eating "MOMMY ASHLEY'S GOING POO POO" Omg I turned soooo red. LOL!!! Everyone just turned and looked at me and tried not to laugh. KIDS!!!

Anyone else have any fun kids stories like that?
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:lmao:

That is cute!
 
yea i got a million of those stories. the best was when a neighbor knocked on my door and this was right after my son came running in the house slamming the door and yells to me "their lying." so now i know they aren't gonna lie cause thats my sons way of trying to cover things up. well the neighbor tells me that my son and his friend were standing in the friends driveway with their pants down peeing all over the driveway. i about shit myself. to make matters worse the 2 twin girls that live next door who are 11 saw them do it. yes my son has no shame.
 
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