Ken ju andrstend dis?

[samoth]

The text below is written in English, but in a way that is not trivial to understand. I want to see how many readers can understand it:

Aj rajt dis tekst es it vud bi ritn in Kroejšn lengviđ baj samvan hu ken spik ingliš, bat kennot rajt ingliš. Aj vondr hau meni of ju ken andrstend it. If ju ken andrstend it, aj vud olso lajk tu nou vot iz jour nejtiv lengviđ. If ju ken andrstend it, rajt jour rispons in a similar vej.

 

[KillahBee]

fucking Cambridge study

 

[KillahBee]

It reads out loud like an old Jewish man.

Vight dis vej junior!

 

[heatherrae]

all right, this text is....


I won't ruin it for the rest, but, yes, I can read it.

I don't have the patience to write my response in a similar way, as requested, however. ;-)

 

[KillahBee]

^^ lol at excuses! lololol

 

[the_clockwork]

yes i can understand it!

 

[Nathan]

I know my native language but I'm not writing it out like that.

 

[heatherrae]

^^ lol at excuses! lololol

What excuse? You want me to translate the whole thing and ruin it for everyone? It basically says that it is written by someone who can speak english but not write in english, etc.

Any chance you can find to criticize me, you do.

 

[the_clockwork]

needto will be all over this

 

[KillahBee]

lol at HR. Dude, the rulez is simple in this game Samote has played.

ANYBODY can come in here and say "yep, I understand it". That's not playing the game. Unless you type it all out exactly the same, then you don't understand it.

Rulez is important. Otherwise we got chaos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!