Karmaless Roll Call

[puddlemonkey]

Anyone else 100% karmaless? Feels good actually, no stress about the new karma rules. I almost hope I don't win either event I bet on tomorrow.

 

[bran987]

 

[bran987]

i ruv ru

 

[puddlemonkey]

i ruv ru

I had a dream you died a horrible painful death. I woke up with a hard on.


Now get out of my thread!!! Its for karmaless individuals only!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I wuv u too

 

[puddlemonkey]

Have some grey

 

[wootool]

A roll call thread without karma is like an Iron Angel's meeting without Twinkies.

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[puddlemonkey]

Son of a bitch! Which one of you cock gobbling bastards gave me green!?!?!?!

I can't be karmaless with karma!!!

 

[StickFigure]

Have some grey

LMFAO@ "have some grey"!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

buffer1!!!!!!!!!

 

[StickFigure]

Son of a bitch! Which one of you cock gobbling bastards gave me green!?!?!?!

I can't be karmaless with karma!!!

That would be me! 200% pure Unaffected COTB Karma hit!

 

[wootoom]

im gonna mcown myself

 

[foreigngirl]

A roll call thread without karma is like an Iron Angel's meeting without Twinkies.

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twinkies are too soft for us

 

[puddlemonkey]

That would be me! 200% pure Unaffected COTB Karma hit!

Ack! You guys are killing my clean wholesome karmaless feeling! Everytime I get a little green I feel the greed start to kick in. Its like giving crack to a recovering addict. Going karmaless is refreshing, its like a nudist camp, you're just kinda all carefree and out there.

 

[puddlemonkey]

im gonna mcown myself

I was gonna grey you too but apparently I ran out. How do you run out of nothing?

 

[wootool]

twinkies are too soft for us

allora, che desidere, un cazzo duro? vieni qui per un pearl necklace, e anche ti faccio un golden shower. va bene?

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[wootool]

I was gonna grey you too but apparently I ran out. How do you run out of nothing?

I dont think this whole No-Karma Chic is what George was aiming at with his new Karma setup lol.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Crap, looks like my moneyline bet just paid out

Guess its back to the bookie forum to try and lose it again.

 

[StickFigure]

Ack! You guys are killing my clean wholesome karmaless feeling! Everytime I get a little green I feel the greed start to kick in. Its like giving crack to a recovering addict. Going karmaless is refreshing, its like a nudist camp, you're just kinda all carefree and out there.

I am now donating 300,000 k to you

 

[puddlemonkey]

I am now donating 300,000 k to you

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! It will take me forever to lose it all in the bookie forum with the new low max bet bookie hosts are implementing on events.

 

[StickFigure]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! It will take me forever to lose it all in the bookie forum with the new low max bet bookie hosts are implementing on events.

Fuck it! you're getting all 900,000+

 

[puddlemonkey]

Fuck it! you're getting all 900,000+

No! Thats way too much stress to put a relasping crack... er karma head through! I liked being karma free

 

[puddlemonkey]

Fuck it! YOU'RE getting all MY karma!

 

[puddlemonkey]

30%? wtf? How do I give it all to you without losing 30%?

And where does this 30% go to anyway? Does it just disappear? If I type in "Stilleto" instead of the donation amount does he do the same?

 

[canadianhitman]

What's going on with the karma? I'm sort of out of the loop on this...

 

[samoth]

This is soooooooo a karma thread

 

[Ozz2001]

Whats Karma?

 

[nuthinbutagoodtym]

 

[stilleto]

30%? wtf? How do I give it all to you without losing 30%?

And where does this 30% go to anyway? Does it just disappear? If I type in "Stilleto" instead of the donation amount does he do the same?

what you do is fill in the amount you want to give, then in the recipient box, put my name.

 

[Gymgurl]

Im so dazed and confused

 

[Cutiebaby]

Hello. Just sitting having a coffee before i leave for the day

 

[heatherrae]

in

 

[foreigngirl]

allora, che desidere, un cazzo duro? vieni qui per un pearl necklace, e anche ti faccio un golden shower. va bene?

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ah, ti si stvarno nenormalen, da?

 

[Ozz2001]

ah, ti si stvarno nenormalen, da?

Morning

 

[foreigngirl]

Morning

hi

 

[theoak01]

i dont even bother with karma now except to gamble it,the fun is gone,so I wont be hanging around here as much

 

[puddlemonkey]

This is soooooooo a karma thread

It almost turned into one, then I read something about 30% in fees. I don't think the damn governement takes that much from me. Geez. I want to give it all out, but not waste 30%

 

[puddlemonkey]

There, all gone. For now at least

Back to giving grey once again

 

[stilleto]

There, all gone. For now at least

Back to giving grey once again

wtf? thanks.

 

[hamstershaver]

hello

 

[puddlemonkey]

wtf? thanks.

You don't deserve grey, you're getting the curse of green once I collect on my bookie events (assuming I will actually win one).

 

[puddlemonkey]

hello

"You have given out too much Karma in the last 24 hours, try again later."

I'll have to grey you later.

 

[puddlemonkey]

"You have given out too much Karma in the last 24 hours, try again later."

I'll have to grey you later.

Next person to give me green is getting red! Wait, with a 0 karmic power wont that be grey too? Oh my god, I'm defenseless. Shit! I'm Canadian!

 

[foreigngirl]

Next person to give me green is getting red! Wait, with a 0 karmic power wont that be grey too? Oh my god, I'm defenseless. Shit! I'm Canadian!

 

[puddlemonkey]

ooooooooooohhhh no you didn't!

 

[foreigngirl]

ooooooooooohhhh no you didn't!

only 10%, I have to keep my #10 on the karma leaders list

 

[puddlemonkey]

Send me nudies and you'll be forgiven.

 

[puddlemonkey]

only 10%, I have to keep my #10 on the karma leaders list

If I win some bets today I'll send you a chunk of green.

 

[silverfish]

I'll be giving out grey hits in no time.

 

[foreigngirl]

If I win some bets today I'll send you a chunk of green.

that sounds better than the previous


Silverfish - anytime soon, I'll be out of K. With each hit I lose a chunk

 

[musclemom]

Hmmmm ... tempting ... I may just do it ... go grey ... I'm starting to like it

Grey is the new green ... grey chic ...

 

[blut wump]

This thread is too perverse.

 

[puddlemonkey]

This thread is too perverse.

How are the chickens doing?

 

[blut wump]

I'm choking one of them. Oh, my mistake.

Thanks for asking. They're torn at the moment between trying to shelter from the rain or dash out and grab some worms coming up for air.

 

[wootool]

ah, ti si stvarno nenormalen, da?

Io sono normale, invece sei _tu_ pazzesca, ma mi piace questo.

Mi lo fai mettere' in culo? Non si preoccupa, useremo la Vaselina. va bene?

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[Tytan]

4:13 pm wednesday.......

 

[foreigngirl]

Io sono normale, invece sei _tu_ pazzesca, ma mi piace questo.

Mi lo fai mettere' in culo? Non si preoccupa, useremo la Vaselina. va bene?

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lol...kako da ne.....moze malku vazelin za tvojot gaz?

 

[DannoMight]

hello

 

[Mr. dB]

How are the chickens doing?

Are you and Bigbabboon twins?

 

[wootool]

lol...kako da ne.....moze malku vazelin za tvojot gaz?

lol you're twisted.

 

[foreigngirl]

lol you're twisted.

lol...did you find online translator?

 

[wootool]

lol...did you find online translator?

lol I had to go tru 4 of them to piece it together

 

[foreigngirl]

lol I had to go tru 4 of them to piece it together

you were lucky then, cause I could use my slang instead of the official one I'll know what to do from now on

 

[puddlemonkey]

Ok, I'm home from work now, I see I have 102,000k to get rid of. I'll see if I can do it in chunks.

 

[puddlemonkey]

This 30% tax is brutal!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I just paid 30,679 in karma tax to give this shit out. lol

 

[gjohnson5]

No! Thats way too much stress to put a relasping crack... er karma head through! I liked being karma free

Well Damn, did I have to give karma in a karmaless thread??

 

[puddlemonkey]

Damnit! How did I get more karma!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

gjohnson!!!!! I want to be grey!!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I have one bookie event yet to be played, if I win that you're getting your 2050 back along with whatever I win.

No more green!!!!!!!

 

[foreigngirl]

Ok, I'm home from work now, I see I have 102,000k to get rid of. I'll see if I can do it in chunks.

Jesus Christ, taht was a lot. Thank you so much

 

[StickFigure]

Thanks PMonkey!!

Heres a 200% k hit back atcha!!

 

[foreigngirl]

Thanks PMonkey!!

Heres a 200% k hit back atcha!!

I have to spread before I can hit him again and there is no way I would spread green just to anyone. Victims for red have to suffice

 

[puddlemonkey]

Thanks PMonkey!!

Heres a 200% k hit back atcha!!

No! No green! I seriously want to be grey!


You guys are killing me



Here's an idea, just don't let someone put me in the red and we're good

 

[foreigngirl]

No! No green! I seriously want to be grey!


You guys are killing me



Here's an idea, just don't let someone put me in the red and we're good

lol..you are still grey anyways

 

[oso0690]

haha you have karma! sucks to be you! (though you'd still give out grey )

 

[puddlemonkey]

haha you have karma! sucks to be you! (though you'd still give out grey )

Thanks for the grey! I've given out too much in the last 24 hours, or so I was told, or I'd grey you back. Guess I will have to wait til tomorrow.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Won the hockey, when it pays out you're getting it as promised.

And this time don't send any back!!!

 

[Mavafanculo]

you were lucky then, cause I could use my slang instead of the official one I'll know what to do from now on

mavafanculo

 

[foreigngirl]

mavafanculo

hahahahahaa.....da t'ibam plemeto...lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

Finally, all said and done. NOW NO MORE! If you even think about giving me karma I hope your finger accidentally slips off the mouse button and snaps like a twig!

GS got 42,000+ total in karma tax, I better get a reach around from digger or something.




I feel so clean now

 

[puddlemonkey]

Why do I still have a crapload of green dots if I got rid of all my karma?

 

[hamstershaver]

Why do I still have a crapload of green dots if I got rid of all my karma?

i can fix that for you

 

[puddlemonkey]

i can fix that for you

You gonna give me your crowns?









Please don't red me I'll change out your pee stained wood chips and give you new.

 

[silverfish]

My fence is now finished. They are installing the gate today. It only took them 19 days or so for 35 feet of wooden fence. Buncha fugging pickle smoochers out there.

 

[wootool]

hahahahahaa.....da t'ibam plemeto...lol

I think that mavfanculo guy cursed at you or something lol

 

[foreigngirl]

I think that mavfanculo guy cursed at you or something lol

yeah...he is so that he cant realize it himself Pretty sad

 

[Mavafanculo]

yeah...he is so that he cant realize it himself Pretty sad

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[foreigngirl]

oh, you fuckin sicilian bastard

 

[foreigngirl]

lol....that was written in greek. I am macedonian and he (I guess) knows that we dont get along with the Greeks.

 

[wootool]

oh, you fuckin sicilian bastard

lol he's probably trying to get in your pants

tee hee