Karma, Bombs & Flames and us newbies

[nydj66]

For instant board cred, post nude pics of your old lady and I promise not to flame your geeky engineering degree or pee wee herman physique.

And to answer your Q about newbs, and why they would want to be a member if they weren't here to learn, allow me to use the same analogy I used the other day. If you joined a Master Of Physics Msg Board, and your first few post were like "What does A squared + B squared = C squared mean? and what is it used for?" I doubt anyone there would take you seriously. Joining EF without knowing the basics of training, diet, and AAS, and starting threads like: "Hi, I'm Peter Pencilneck. I'm 6 ft tall and 115 lbs in my tightey whiteys. I workout 2-3x a week, but only when I'm not binging on crack and eating Toxic Bell. I've worked out on my Soloflex at home as well as doing Tae Bo. Since I think I'm ready to win the Mr Olympia now: "What steeeeroid pillz can I take to get my arms big, but not too big? Needles scare me so I was thinking of running dbol only-3 - 4 wks and adding pop tarts to my diet soon"

In short, this type of crap will not illicit the kind of response you're hoping for.

I like the sound of that d-bol and pop-tart cycle. Think I'll give that a try.

 

[R1 Psycho]

Yo cracka,

love your posts bro...always hilarious! You put good thought into all your posts! hahaha....

As far as the newb, welcome bro...as Bigcracker said, you just have to attain all the knowlegde you can by reading posts and stickies before asking q's. That way you're not asking about something that has been answered a million times over.

R1..

For instant board cred, post nude pics of your old lady and I promise not to flame your geeky engineering degree or pee wee herman physique.

And to answer your Q about newbs, and why they would want to be a member if they weren't here to learn, allow me to use the same analogy I used the other day. If you joined a Master Of Physics Msg Board, and your first few post were like "What does A squared + B squared = C squared mean? and what is it used for?" I doubt anyone there would take you seriously. Joining EF without knowing the basics of training, diet, and AAS, and starting threads like: "Hi, I'm Peter Pencilneck. I'm 6 ft tall and 115 lbs in my tightey whiteys. I workout 2-3x a week, but only when I'm not binging on crack and eating Toxic Bell. I've worked out on my Soloflex at home as well as doing Tae Bo. Since I think I'm ready to win the Mr Olympia now: "What steeeeroid pillz can I take to get my arms big, but not too big? Needles scare me so I was thinking of running dbol only-3 - 4 wks and adding pop tarts to my diet soon"

In short, this type of crap will not illicit the kind of response you're hoping for.

 

[needtogetaas]

A new person has to establish themselves here. I learned this the hard way. You rarely walk in with a resume that means anything. The only exceptions are people with verified real pictures that show an outstanding physique and/or you are a "name."

How to establish yourself?
- Read all the stickies so you don't make gross errors. There are reasonable procedures here. Did you?
- Read and listen a lot so you begin to understand the personalities and their knowledge and experience.
- Be humble and do not argue. Park your ego at the door. Use manners. Laugh.
- Be prepared to put in time ... daily, weekly .... Takes about a year.
- Learn about karma. Give it to those who contribute. Add a complementry note. Give it as a Thank You.
- Contribute real life experience and fact based opinions. You'll earn K.
- Do not bomb or give red (the opposite of green k) until you are respected. Even then ... Use the Ignore first.
- Consider being a Plat. It is a huge arguement over whether you need to do this. I say Yes. Others with high rep say No.
- Buy the ebooks. They will increase your knowledge base.

Always remember that this is not a chat room type site. It is run like a service business. Most here are adults with knowledge, responsibilities, real life experiences. They may be higher educated, better built, more knowlegable, older and earn more than you ... Or not.

Relax and have some fun.

ya its allways good to make friends with some karma tanks when you first get here to.let them take you under there wing.

 

[Bruce]

bro we see crazy shit here, and bombs fly, but hey i agree it got out of hand with karma changes. i can show you my thread complaining, it is being dealt with. brucey will fight for the people, but i already did, Digger has been banning people that bomb with no pretense. peace

 

[cranny]

For instant board cred, post nude pics of your old lady and I promise not to flame your geeky engineering degree or pee wee herman physique.

And to answer your Q about newbs, and why they would want to be a member if they weren't here to learn, allow me to use the same analogy I used the other day. If you joined a Master Of Physics Msg Board, and your first few post were like "What does A squared + B squared = C squared mean? and what is it used for?" I doubt anyone there would take you seriously. Joining EF without knowing the basics of training, diet, and AAS, and starting threads like: "Hi, I'm Peter Pencilneck. I'm 6 ft tall and 115 lbs in my tightey whiteys. I workout 2-3x a week, but only when I'm not binging on crack and eating Toxic Bell. I've worked out on my Soloflex at home as well as doing Tae Bo. Since I think I'm ready to win the Mr Olympia now: "What steeeeroid pillz can I take to get my arms big, but not too big? Needles scare me so I was thinking of running dbol only-3 - 4 wks and adding pop tarts to my diet soon"

In short, this type of crap will not illicit the kind of response you're hoping for.

LMAO!

 

[needtogetaas]

bro we see crazy shit here, and bombs fly, but hey i agree it got out of hand with karma changes. i can show you my thread complaining, it is being dealt with. brucey will fight for the people, but i already did, Digger has been banning people that bomb with no pretense. peace

bruce nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo youre killing me here bro.dont take my life sopart.not the useless bombing not that I neeeeeeed it you know I do.

 

[Bruce]

Originally Posted by BigCracker
For instant board cred, post nude pics of your old lady and I promise not to flame your geeky engineering degree or pee wee herman physique.

And to answer your Q about newbs, and why they would want to be a member if they weren't here to learn, allow me to use the same analogy I used the other day. If you joined a Master Of Physics Msg Board, and your first few post were like "What does A squared + B squared = C squared mean? and what is it used for?" I doubt anyone there would take you seriously. Joining EF without knowing the basics of training, diet, and AAS, and starting threads like: "Hi, I'm Peter Pencilneck. I'm 6 ft tall and 115 lbs in my tightey whiteys. I workout 2-3x a week, but only when I'm not binging on crack and eating Toxic Bell. I've worked out on my Soloflex at home as well as doing Tae Bo. Since I think I'm ready to win the Mr Olympia now: "What steeeeroid pillz can I take to get my arms big, but not too big? Needles scare me so I was thinking of running dbol only-3 - 4 wks and adding pop tarts to my diet soon"

In short, this type of crap will not illicit the kind of response you're hoping for.


bwahhahhahhahhahah. awesome as usual cracker. exactly, last year and before it was "hey i'm joe blow and i am 190 10% and i want to use enth and dbols, i have my pct down can you help me with dosing", that is fine. he is training and researching he wants INPUT. key word. people who just come here and say "i want to get big but stay lean what will work best, eq or primo cause thats what you take and your ripped"....that shit gets us ticked, even if you are new to it all, come on and say hey i'm new want to get into training and maybe aas, can you guys help me with a split and maybe a diet. hey i came here dumb as hell, thought winny was magic and harmless. luckily these guys are good people that will give good advice. people come to ef and think we are juicers so we think everyone should juice and are gung ho. uh uh, these guys will steer you away at all costs if you can attain natty, trust me i know being that i am not a bber or massive. the point is if you can prove you know your shit and are responsible, we will help. some of the guys on this board are the best people you will meet in life on or off the net i dont' care. i consider a lot of these guys personal friends and some of them have helped me thru shit that my real life friends couldn't relate to. peace
410 over and out

 

[BigCracker]

hey brucey-in addition to your guerilla AAS program in your sig, I think you should post the times of each one of your bowel movements.


Ex Explosive diareah in full effect post Kung Pao Chicken meal (no MSG)from Mandarin Restaraunt in neighborhood with no stray cats.

 

[needtogetaas]

since I am the bigest k holder in this thread I think I will bomb evry one here exept bruce cuz he is my bro.
lmao happy bombing.

 

[CO B-man]

For instant board cred, post nude pics of your old lady and I promise not to flame your geeky engineering degree or pee wee herman physique.

And to answer your Q about newbs, and why they would want to be a member if they weren't here to learn, allow me to use the same analogy I used the other day. If you joined a Master Of Physics Msg Board, and your first few post were like "What does A squared + B squared = C squared mean? and what is it used for?" I doubt anyone there would take you seriously. Joining EF without knowing the basics of training, diet, and AAS, and starting threads like: "Hi, I'm Peter Pencilneck. I'm 6 ft tall and 115 lbs in my tightey whiteys. I workout 2-3x a week, but only when I'm not binging on crack and eating Toxic Bell. I've worked out on my Soloflex at home as well as doing Tae Bo. Since I think I'm ready to win the Mr Olympia now: "What steeeeroid pillz can I take to get my arms big, but not too big? Needles scare me so I was thinking of running dbol only-3 - 4 wks and adding pop tarts to my diet soon"

In short, this type of crap will not illicit the kind of response you're hoping for.

Yeah. Common sense shows me quite clearly why I could see asking questions like that would not ellicit a favorable response. When I post my pics you will see I am no pencil-neck nor have a peewee herman figure. And I will not hide be a picture of a saltine.

I have no problem in the women department. I am not here to say that I am better than anyone for any reason not the women I can get or things I can buy. I do not need to present myself that way but I am the guy at the bar going home with all the hot women you probably wanted. You can get your porno in your romper room forum. But if you want mine it will cost you so start saving.

You can poke fun of my "Geeky" engineering degree if you dont mind me pointing out your insecurities. It feels good to know that I do not have to save up or work extra overtime hours at Taco-bell for a year or get a second mortgage on my house just to do a cycle. I find it very comforting to know that at the end of the day that I will be left with more than just a great body, I have looks, good body, and money and more than likely the girl you wanted.

To be quite frank with you cracker-jack. I believe your profile to be a complete farce. You show no pictures, age, you hide behind a picture of all things a cracker, you talk down to new members of this board like you have the maturity level of maybe an 18 year old or an adult that never grew up. You obviously have nothing but anger inside yourself. I guess you are just not living up to your own potential leaving feelings of inadequacy and un-worthiness. Good luck with that!!