karate in the gym

[PBR]

RANT: there's this guy in the gym who is always doing some martial arts type of training on the gym floor...friday evening, very crowded and this guy is doing flying round-house kicks and what not around the other members and all of the back machines...meanwhile, the aerobics room is empty, wood floors and mirrored, and this guy proceeds to Bruce Lee everyone....wtf!!! anyway I was almost done so I was not affected by all the Hong Kong Fooey....dumbass...people amaze me sometimes...

 

[big4life]

Every gym has one or two of these guys. They think that it impresses, but most people laugh.

 

[supersizeme]

yep...mine's got one.

the last time i saw him, he did a spinning back kick into the pad on the hammer strength low row. after he completed the kick, he bowed to it. probably one of the most ridiculous things i've witnessed in a gym.

 

[danielson]

aww

everyone's got someone who;s just got into martial arts

i'd ask them to stop doing it....im not sure i could take it going on if it was realy that packed

 

[big4life]

One of the one's at my gym isn't a new guy just learning, he's an instructor at a local studio. He's funny to watch. He waits until an attractive woman is nearby then he will start sparring with the mirror, and practicing his kicks. Once she moves on he stops.

 

[AAP]

One of the one's at my gym isn't a new guy just learning, he's an instructor at a local studio. He's funny to watch. He waits until an attractive woman is nearby then he will start sparring with the mirror, and practicing his kicks. Once she moves on he stops.

LOL!!!!

 

[canadianhitman]

Drop a 45-lb plate on his foot. End of problem.

 

[saint808]

One of the one's at my gym isn't a new guy just learning, he's an instructor at a local studio. He's funny to watch. He waits until an attractive woman is nearby then he will start sparring with the mirror, and practicing his kicks. Once she moves on he stops.

does h work out in gi or maybe a jung-fu outfit?

 

[FISHTALES]

Drop a 45-lb plate on his head. End of problem.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

just get the owner to grab him by the ear and lob him out the door

 

[SoreArms]

There,s this lady that works out at my gym in the mornings. Every single time I happen to wake up early and go, she's there. I have no idea what to call what she does but she does this kind of interpretive dancing crap while lifting weights and it looks real odd. She'll get on one of the pulleys and hold it half way down and just dance around shaking her head while holding it in the same position and swtiching hands. She gets on a bench press bench and lifts the BB and holds it up while she kicks her legs around and shakes her head in a weird and wild manner. It is just plain weird. Only in L.A.

 

[PBR]

I'll tell you what....if bruce jr. continues wreaking havoc when Iam lifting, I will take his 130# body of mass destruction and beat him unmercifully....

 

[Synpax]

Actually, I got kicked out of a gym a few weeks back for doing karate in the gym.

 

[PBR]

Actually, I got kicked out of a gym a few weeks back for doing karate in the gym.

PUN

 

[Synpax]

?

Oh - yeah, that is a pun, but an unintended one. Normally I love puns, especially bad ones.

Anyway, I did get kicked out. There was this guy filling up a gallon jug at the water fountain and I got tired of waiting him to finish and karateed him in the nuts from behind. He being a pussy reported me and I was banned from the premises (ban #5 in 3 months).

Fortunatly, there are a lot of gyms in my area that do not have my picture at the front desk.

 

[PBR]

shit bro....did you ask if you could get a drink first before he spent 20 min filling his gallon jug??? I did that tonight at the Gas station after the gym...waiting 10 min for these two guys to get gas...one of which was done, sitting there talking to his buddy blocking 4 pumps...there was a line behind me, 4 cars deep....the whole station was packed, lines everywhere...so I got out and confronted both of them...right in their faces kinda way, luckily they thought better about "it" and decided to leave....assholes

 

[Synpax]

Did you karate him in the nuts?

At that point, I didn't feel the need to ask. Besides, I was getting tired of that gym. Too many overweight women there and it was bringing me down.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Accidently "drop" a 45 on his toes! Works everytime! You won't have to deal with him for at least 6 weeks! True your gym fee will go up some for their higher liability Insurance, but it will be well worth it!

And if that Ralph Macho, Crane Kicking mo fo comes back drop a ten on his pecker when he does some judo splits! And if his girlfriend is hot take her away from him, cause with he flat flacid pecker the only beaver he is going to get is if he go's to the zoo, steals one and dolls that rodent up like Jenna Jamison!

 

[gymrat]

yeah i've seen this guy too.

lmao

 

[BileStew]

Next time that happens, have the person at the front desk ready to play "Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting".

 

[PBR]

romo......funny bro
synpax- good point...well done and very efficient..