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K mgs that made you laugh??

habitualhealth

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What are some of the K messages that made you laugh?? Leaving the names anonymous.

"eat a twinkie you look like you are on crack"

"you want to hump my good stuff. well that ain't gonna happen. but you look good, so at least you got that going for you. PLEASE STOP SAYING YEPPERS!" (humping your good stuff wasn't what i had in mind...but funny nonetheless)

"im not an e-flirter but i still wanna lick your whoha."

"too bad u can't purchase implants at the karma store, lack-a-rack." :lil k:

"so you think i'll ever get keys to the kingdom or what? how about a temporary pass?" (wonder who sent this?)

"here hooker i got ur big granny wearing butt" (from the love of my life :qt: )

"how do you spell i want to lick rice pudding off HH's tits?"
 
"your fuggin johnson is ginormous"

"you make rambo seem gay, you huge-cocked god"

"I bet you eat puppies"

"I want you to take my V-card"
 
ummmm
hit me hooker is my best one:)
 
habitualhealth said:
What are some of the K messages that made you laugh?? Leaving the names anonymous.

"eat a twinkie you look like you are on crack"

"you want to hump my good stuff. well that ain't gonna happen. but you look good, so at least you got that going for you. PLEASE STOP SAYING YEPPERS!" (humping your good stuff wasn't what i had in mind...but funny nonetheless)

"im not an e-flirter but i still wanna lick your whoha."

"too bad u can't purchase implants at the karma store, lack-a-rack." :lil k:

"so you think i'll ever get keys to the kingdom or what? how about a temporary pass?" (wonder who sent this?)

"here hooker i got ur big granny wearing butt" (from the love of my life :qt: )

"how do you spell i want to lick rice pudding off HH's tits?"
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i believe hamster sent you that one
 
habitualhealth said:
What are some of the K messages that made you laugh?? Leaving the names anonymous.

"eat a twinkie you look like you are on crack" hammy

"you want to hump my good stuff. well that ain't gonna happen. but you look good, so at least you got that going for you. PLEASE STOP SAYING YEPPERS!" (humping your good stuff wasn't what i had in mind...but funny nonetheless)

"im not an e-flirter but i still wanna lick your whoha."Killahbee

"too bad u can't purchase implants at the karma store, lack-a-rack." :lil k: aap

"so you think i'll ever get keys to the kingdom or what? how about a temporary pass?" (wonder who sent this?) aap

"here hooker i got ur big granny wearing butt" (from the love of my life :qt: )
Soklules

"how do you spell i want to lick rice pudding off HH's tits?" Dunk
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In your avatar... you are chained up aren't you. The restraints are just out of the cameras reach. You dirty dirty girl!

I know what you are doing. You keep changing your avatars trying to get my attention. Your game is obvious. Just come out and say it. You want me for some hot steamy sex where you stick you finger in my ass!

you must be sleeping with a moderator to get all that karma.

Thanks for the K and dont tell any of the other chicks I love you...could start a fight

Chef said you can come visit me for sex. And only sex. I don't want any small talk or cuddling. Just sex. Call Alien Amp for cuddling.

I would red you if only i wasn't afraid of you

My friend caught a catfish once and put it in his bathroom sink and put salt in with the water and the catfish expoded.
 
This thread-I'm lovin' it.No one ever sends me funny k's.I get plenty of k but no one says funny stuff to me.It makes me sad.
 
Frisky said:
Chef said you can come visit me for sex. And only sex. I don't want any small talk or cuddling. Just sex. Call Alien Amp for cuddling.
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Who said this? :mad:
 
hit me you big breasted women you.

You just made all the geeks pound off. LOL

Stop by my house later i need pratice kissin! It might take awhile-i'm a slow learner :Evil:

hi...is foreigngirl around? I'd like to lick her doorbell and have her make me a sammich after

Quit yer bitchin' and send me some pics of your ass!

I had a linguistics professor who said that its mans ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet.That may be. But I think theres one other thing that separates us from animals. We arent afraid of vaccuum cleaners
 
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i am not an alter..is all me..please dont judge me u dont even know me...it hurt how some few of the ppl in here judge so quickaly w/o knowing the person ..anyways have a nice day

ever sodomized an iguana?

if i turn my visor backwards, i can hold my breath for an additional 2 minutes

I feel like a young boy again. Don't know where I'll find one at this time of day, though.
 
SofaGeorge always sent me really fun ones like this:
"The attack of the pixies! Fluff! Fluff! Wuzzle! We flap our little wings at you. Flutter. Flutter. We swarm all around you... tickling your nose... swishing through your hair... and then we is gone. And we all adore you : )"

Satanic Goatslayer:
"Let me tear out your fallopian tubes. Thank you. - Satanic Goatslayer"

OMGWTFBBQ:
"everytime I shit myself, I think of you"

There are some very personal ones from someone that make me smile too. ;)
 
redguru said:
i am not an alter..is all me..please dont judge me u dont even know me...it hurt how some few of the ppl in here judge so quicklay
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Where have I seen the word 'quicklay' b4?
 
OMEGA said:
Thanks for a great post! Karma for you! And I appreciate your support as a Platinum Member. Your generosity makes it possible for us to remain online!
100 Karma Hits SITE DONATED KARMA 20-Sep-2005 12:36 PM George Spellwin
Click here to read more about Secrets 2005! Here's a big 100 Karma Hit for you! Thanks for supporting EliteFitness.com. Plus, here's a special bonus. The Secrets Of Mail-Order Steroid Success is the only steroid- shopping guide you'll ever need! Find anything you want to achieve the ideal physique, saving money and not getting caught!

And to help you get in shape faster than ever, here's a promotional coupon code you can use to take an extra $5 off the already discounted sale price. Just put the code - saveonsecrets - on the order page in the box for gift certificates and coupon codes. Click here to read more about The Secrets Of Mail-Order Steroid Success!
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What the...that bastard!
 
You're still looking very hot, I would like to see the body of the guy that you're with, just because he would have to be jacked to get close to you.

O... M.... G.... I am so horny after looking at your avatar I would have sex with a blow up doll!

Thanks for a great post! Karma for you! And I appreciate your support as a Platinum Member. Your generosity makes it possible for us to remain online!

Must u b the most confusing woman on Ef?? but in anycase if your venting on me gets me green,.... vent all u want

I have trouble keeping my hands off you and we're not in a relationship at all.
 
I don't get funny K messages. I usually get witty & sweet comments. I get alot that make me smile. And there are few that had me at whoa, but I can't post those.

Dial_tone: you black? I just ASSumed you were white

crak600: You get me and Curling confused?! I should cockslap you for saying that! Curling = Jesus Freak, crak600 = Athiest, so Curling |= crak600 :nono:

awitty You should really check your spelling when you jump all over slats threads. You must get too excited and make those misspellings. I have noticed it quite often.

Dial_tone: I can't sleep with you unless you're a moaner...my fragile male ego needs the reassurance that I'm hittin it the way you want it to be hit. LOL
 
redguru said:
Oops, I forgot to add the ending sentence to that one. Shell, dum dum.
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Thats a tough one.


********In other news********

Someone, ( I wont mention names ) just called me a buttplug.
 
nycgirl said:
I don't get funny K messages. I usually get witty & sweet comments. I get alot that make me smile. And there are few that had me at whoa, but I can't post those.

Dial_tone: you black? I just ASSumed you were white



Dial_tone: I can't sleep with you unless you're a moaner...my fragile male ego needs the reassurance that I'm hittin it the way you want it to be hit. LOL
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lol at least he is creative ;)
 
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