Just woke up at 9 p.m. with a hangover ... Pizza & Wings on the way

[PICK3]

Got fucked up until 5:30 a..m last night/early morningi ... left the car at the bar

Woke up to watch the game at 10:30 a.m ... car is still at the bar.

fuck me

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Didn't wake up on the beach naked with a condom hanging out of your ass?

 

[PICK3]

Didn't wake up on the beach naked with a condom hanging out of your ass?

Java wished

 

[javaguru]

Java wished

Exactly, maybe that would lead to a serious boyfriend and you would stop hitting on me.

 

[Cal_21]

If that's your feeble attempt to get me to meat u, it's not working...

 

[Creepusmaximus]

undefinedLOLundefined

 

[PICK3]

I'm NEVER drinking again!!!

just sayin

 

[Cal_21]

I'm NEVER drinking again!!!

just sayin

Sounds like someone got raped up reel nize

 

[bw1]

Didn't wake up on the beach naked with a condom hanging out of your ass?

lololololololololooolololoolololo

 

[PICK3]

lololololololololooolololoolololo

olololololololololol!

 

[crazyjoe]

lololololololololooolololoolololo

olololololololololo

 

[Cal_21]

olololololololololo

oooololololololololololkokloololololoolooolollo

 

[PICK3]

Gave the fucking asswipe that delivered the shit a $10 tip and all he had to say was "nice keyboard dude" after looking at my Yamaha P-250 digital stage piano

 

[Cal_21]

Gave the fucking asswipe that delivered the shit a $10 tip and all he had to say was "nice keyboard dude" after looking at my Yamaha P-250 digital stage piano

You were expecting a bj?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

You were expecting a bj?

for 10 bucks of course!

 

[bw1]

Gave the fucking asswipe that delivered the shit a $10 tip and all he had to say was "nice keyboard dude" after looking at my Yamaha P-250 digital stage piano

Did he bring you some "rnch dressing" for your......."wings"

 

[Cal_21]

Did he bring you some "rnch dressing" for your......."wings"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOL

 

[jestro]

You gotta p250? dang.
I gotta p60.

 

[PICK3]

You gotta p250? dang.
I gotta p60.

p250 is a bitch to move

 

[borris]

sounds like a slumber party

 

[Cal_21]

teehee OMGdiduhearlisaisgoingoutwithjake?Theytotallywenttolike3rdbase&stuffletspainteachother'snails

 

[krbn08]

Got fucked up until 5:30 a..m last night/early morningi ... left the car at the bar

Woke up to watch the game at 10:30 a.m ... car is still at the bar.

fuck me

Sounds like a fun night. Get any pussy?