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Just opened a Facebook account......

seaking420

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I just opened one since a few of my friends were on it and kept telling me that I should. I never was on anything like this or myspace.....is this stupid to even bother doing....whats the point. I dont even know were to start.....any pointers from people who use this let me know....even if I should bag the idea
 
I just opened one since a few of my friends were on it and kept telling me that I should. I never was on anything like this or myspace.....is this stupid to even bother doing....whats the point. I dont even know were to start.....any pointers from people who use this let me know....even if I should bag the idea

Everyone says facebook is the new myspace. We have a facebook acct, fewer little kids there so far.
 
i like facebook over myspace...
 
Sometimes its better not to have contact with some people from back in the day.

Just sayin
 
why? whats the difference
i dont know ...maybe just al the people on myspacve are douchebags and post these gay bulletins all day..thats my biggest pet peeve...like all these 30yr old woman think there in elementry school doing surveys and posting the most retarded shit i ever seen..
 
how to use facebook:

1. find the best picture ever taken of you and set it as your profile picture. holy crap, you look awesome!

2. spend 5 hours thinking of super witty things to put as your personal information. Be sure to mention bands, movies, and books nobody has ever heard of as your favorites. fuck dude you are deep!

3. search for everyone you know and add them. the more facebook friends you have the cooler of a person you are. 600 friends? damn you must be a movie star!

4. if a girl adds you on facebook the night she meets you, she wants your cock. Hit her up on facebook chat or blow up her wall/inbox to lay some e-game. it was really great meeting you last night, maybe next time you won't puke all over my couch and get dragged out by your friends!

5. wish your friends happy birthday on their wall when your homepage conveniently informs you of this fact on the middle right of the page. i really did remember your birthday I promise! I see it's been exactly one year since the last time i remembered you exist. how have you been?
 
just kidding. ignore all that. all you need to do is develop an unhealthy obsession with a girl and stalk her facebook every day. Be sure to check her status updates so you can accidentally run into her, and inspect of her wall for suspicious activity. fuck i bet she is hooking up that dude who keeps posting on it
 
honestly though most parties on campus i go to i find out about through facebook invites, so it definitely has some legit uses.
 
Make sure you add the superpoke, bartender, sports fan, top friends, entourage, and other numerous applications.

Also make sure you update your status and profile picture every 15 minutes.
 
facebook is for connecting with friends, co-workers, colleage/highschool mates. very professional.

myspace is for people who weren't loved much as kids.

r
 
which is exactly why i cancelled my facebook.. I have no desire to connect w/my old HS sweethearts!! lol

if you want professional go to LinkedIn: Relationships Matter Thats the best place to connect w/co-workers & do some networking.

Most of my co-workers are fat soccer parents who stay at home all day and take of their kids. What's the point of keeping in touch after you no longer work with then. I can count on one hand how many co-workers I 'keep in touch with' years later. Not like you can say 'hey brad, leave the wife and kids and let's go to the clubs!'.

r
 
i dont know ...maybe just al the people on myspacve are douchebags and post these gay bulletins all day..thats my biggest pet peeve...like all these 30yr old woman think there in elementry school doing surveys and posting the most retarded shit i ever seen..

lol

I do this - I dont know why i do it either
 
my one friend keeps setting his bday forward every 3 weeks and people keep telling him "happy birthday". there so stupid they didn't even realize they kept writing that 4 times. people....
 
how to use facebook:

1. find the best picture ever taken of you and set it as your profile picture. holy crap, you look awesome!

2. spend 5 hours thinking of super witty things to put as your personal information. Be sure to mention bands, movies, and books nobody has ever heard of as your favorites. fuck dude you are deep!

3. search for everyone you know and add them. the more facebook friends you have the cooler of a person you are. 600 friends? damn you must be a movie star!

4. if a girl adds you on facebook the night she meets you, she wants your cock. Hit her up on facebook chat or blow up her wall/inbox to lay some e-game. it was really great meeting you last night, maybe next time you won't puke all over my couch and get dragged out by your friends!

5. wish your friends happy birthday on their wall when your homepage conveniently informs you of this fact on the middle right of the page. i really did remember your birthday I promise! I see it's been exactly one year since the last time i remembered you exist. how have you been?


Nice post!
 
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