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just got back from the beach yesterday

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Spunky

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and I decided to lose 30lbs by September 1st. Im a big boy, but it seems all the beach bodies get the chicks. As of today I am doing cardio 2x/day and lightweight high intensity workouts. I will soon become the incredible shrinking man.
 
Powerlifters never do to well at the beach.

The Men's health look is much better for pulling ass on the sand.
 
Next time just whip out your man boobs! I'm sure you will attract some Lesbians then!
 
Ahh, fuck them beach boys. No anger here but right now my goal is brute strenth. By that I mean functional strength. Last year I was around 180lbs , ripped 6 pack and all that bullshit. Sure, I got plenty of attention from whores but now my mindset has changed. My goal is to gain another 20 or 30 lbs within next 2-3 months. Fuck the 6 pack. Maybe when I 've bulked up somewhat i can start cutting.

Fuck them 150lb boys with ribbed abs. They are fuckin weak.

Then again, that's just my point of view.
 
Are you lean? By that, I mean, can you see your abs readily?

If so, you are plenty lean, so don't lose additional weight unless that is truly what YOU want. If it's for women, maybe you should stick to your original goals for size and let the right one come along. That is, of course, assuming you don't *just* want to get laid. A good woman will like you for you, heavily muscled or not.

Now, this was assuming you were lean. Either way, you should not do light lifting. Keep to the heavy stuff, adjust your Calories, and and add high-intensity cardio if fat loss is your goal.

Don't throw the muscle away. It's good for you, and it sets you apart from everyone else. Makes you a little bit more special than the next bloke.

Good luck with whatever you decide.
 
vinylgroover said:


Speedo's = more pussy than you can handle
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Uh, no.

Everytime a guy is prancing around the beach I attend while sporting his fruit smugglers, it's painfully obvious he's not a local.
 
vinylgroover said:
......and get a pair of speedo's. Don't listen to Kayne.

Speedo's = more pussy than you can handle
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Best advice ever !
 
At least you're able to play. Could be worse.

The sticks suck. SUCK.
 
Baoh said:
At least you're able to play. Could be worse.

The sticks suck. SUCK.
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You still up in NPR?

Seeing the location you stated, I thought you might have moved.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


:p AS LONG AS YOU DON'T HAVE GYNO... I'LL SUCK SUCK SUCK AWAY

LOL
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There nice and hard! And when there cold watch out! If you Suck you better do the Tongue Twirl with Ice!
 
vinylgroover said:


I'll let you decide.
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OKAY MY DECISION HAS BEEN MADE...

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YOU ARE GAY!
 
DcupSheepNipples said:


There nice and hard! And when there cold watch out! If you Suck you better do the Tongue Twirl with Ice!
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OF COURSE :p

BUT ONLY IF YOU RECIPROCATE

OH WAIT YOU CANT.... IM EXPERIENCING A LOT OF PAIN IN MY BOOBS :cry:

VERY VERY PAINFUL!
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
ME EITHER BUT THEY WOULD ENJOY IT...

THEY COULD TAKE TURNS BEING OVER STUFFED WITH COCKS...

ONE IN THEIR MOUTH AND ONE IN THEIR ASS

:lmao:
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TURKEY BASTERS!
 
Darktooth said:



that's where that fucking smallpox strain came from. yokels having prairie dogs as pets. wtf?
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Yes but the Prairie Dogs were infected by a Giant African Rat!
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


OH OK GOOD

SO I CAN ANALLY RAPE YOU WITH MY PURPLE GLITTERY DILDO??

:lmao:
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The only rule i have is that i always get the girls ass first. If you have anything left after that, i'll oblige you.
 
Darktooth said:



And Giant African Rats were infected by comet dust, just like how SARS was spread! :D
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No! Those Brits don't know what the fuck they are talking about!
 
XBiker said:


You still up in NPR?

Seeing the location you stated, I thought you might have moved.
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Nope. Moved. Now, "near" Ocala. Beverly Hills. The sticks. Close to Inverness, near that baseball player's museum. Shit closes at 5 o'clock here. Grocery stores close by nine at the latest. On the bright side, we have plenty of wildlife. Manatees, boars, dolphins, etc. Eagles land in the mornings to take sips from the spa connected to the pool.

I spend about 9 months of the year in Tampa, though, so I just leave that as my location.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


Well you wont find me in Mallorca. I am in mainland Spain now.
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Oh.....well that totally fucked up my attempt at being cool:D

Wherever...Seville, Malaga, Osasuna, alaves, bilbao........
 
vinylgroover said:


Oh.....well that totally fucked up my attempt at being cool:D

Wherever...Seville, Malaga, Osasuna, alaves, bilbao........
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youre still cool.. you'd let a girl anally rape you with a dildo

:D

outside of Barcelona
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


youre still cool.. you'd let a girl anally rape you with a dildo

:D

outside of Barcelona
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Someone has to put that in their sig! To funny!:lmao:
 
vinylgroover said:
......and get a pair of speedo's. Don't listen to Kayne.

Speedo's = more pussy than you can handle
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LOL

SPEEDO'S = MORE HOMOSEXUAL ASS THAN YOU CAN HANDLE. AND A CRAMPED SET OF NUTS INSIDE THEM TIGHT MOFO'S.
 
KAYNE said:



LOL

SPEEDO'S = MORE HOMOSEXUAL ASS THAN YOU CAN HANDLE. AND A CRAMPED SET OF NUTS INSIDE THEM TIGHT MOFO'S.
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Just because you are always looking at little boys, that doesn't mean you need to buy their sizes, too.
 
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