Just got an interesting phone call

[marshallmadman]

My girlfriend moved 400 miles away for her job. Today, I get a phone call from this motherfucker saying that he has been dating her for a couple of months, and asking me if I was aware of this. Needless to say, I was a little surprised by all of this. Turns out that she's been playin' the both of us the whole time. I've been with this bitch for 10 years. Don't you think she at least owes me a fucking "I'm sorry".

 

[PICK3]

That's fucked up!

 

[BradG]

Yes.

 

[marshallmadman]

That's fucked up!

We compared notes on who got what for Christmas. That was kinda fun.

 

[ViperHMS]

Hell yeah! So what made the guy call you?

 

[chyllaxyn]

Tell'em they both need to get checked out because the twin sisters you’ve been shaggin just tested positive.

Piss’em off and scares the shit out of them at the same time , gotta luv it!

 

[marshallmadman]

Yes.

What the hell do you mean? Yes. She got busted pretty hard. That was cool. But I really don't feel too cool right now.

 

[marshallmadman]

Hell yeah! So what made the guy call you?

My number kept turning up on her cell phone, so he got it and called me up. The fun part is that she has been telling him that were broke up. We were just looking at houses the other night, and talking about how long it was going to be before she moves home. BITCH!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Dam

 

[ViperHMS]

WTF? Kill her!!!!





















Wait no don't do that!

 

[The Heretic]

What the hell do you mean? Yes. She got busted pretty hard. That was cool. But I really don't feel too cool right now.

I think he was answering your question about her oweing you an apology.

If I were you I would call that guy up and tell him to meet you someplace. Make sure it's someplace where you can be ass fucking your girl and he can just walk in on you both. That way you can then pull your dick out of her ass, shove a finger in there and then stick it into her surprised open mouth. Donkey punch the bitch and then leave. The other dude will not want to be with her anymore since he will now have the picture of your dick in her ass ingrained on his brain forever and she'll be alone.

 

[marshallmadman]

I think he was answering your question about her oweing you an apology.

If I were you I would call that guy up and tell him to meet you someplace. Make sure it's someplace where you can be ass fucking your girl and he can just walk in on you both. That way you can then pull your dick out of her ass, shove a finger in there and then stick it into her surprised open mouth. Donkey punch the bitch and then leave. The other dude will not want to be with her anymore since he will now have the picture of your dick in her ass ingrained on his brain forever and she'll be alone.

Now, why didn't I think of that?

 

[ViperHMS]

Now, why didn't I think of that?

 

[awittyusername]

Sorry bro, Lucky you found out now. Instead of a few yrs down the road after you buy the house and she ends up living in it after she finds someone else.

I have seen this shit too many times! Why won't women either breakup with their SO before they try to find someone else. Or, is it some fucking instinct they have that they have to continually look for the best male to provide for them. Oh, fuck it they are whores!

 

[biteme]

My girlfriend moved 400 miles away for her job. Today, I get a phone call from this motherfucker saying that he has been dating her for a couple of months, and asking me if I was aware of this. Needless to say, I was a little surprised by all of this. Turns out that she's been playin' the both of us the whole time. I've been with this bitch for 10 years. Don't you think she at least owes me a fucking "I'm sorry".

I wouldn't expect it.

"No one is good, No not even one." I never look to other people for my happiness, I'll be let down everytime. Just human nature.

 

[ViperHMS]

I wouldn't expect it.

"No one is good, No not even one." I never look to other people for my happiness, I'll be let down everytime. Just human nature.

I agree, but that won't make you happy will it? I bet having you daughter made you happy!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

That's cool that your girl's designated fuck boy bothered to tell you.

 

[H_T_]

nothing fire can't make better.

 

[velvett]

It's no wonder why men hate women.

sigh........

 

[biteme]

I agree, but that won't make you happy will it? I bet having you daughter made you happy!

Blessing and a curse. She has the potential to make me very happy, but the apple didn't fall far from the tree.

 

[NJjuice22]

this is why I cheat on every woman I date, so when I find out some fucked up shit like that , I can say "so what, i fucked her and her and her and her"




j/k ...two wrongs dont make a right, but it sure will make you feel better.

 

[evansteve]

I wouldn't expect it.

"No one is good, No not even one." I never look to other people for my happiness, I'll be let down everytime. Just human nature.

this was put very well. i agree with this, even though a part of me doesnt want to agree with it.

 

[ceo]

It's no wonder why men hate women.

sigh........

and there you have it.