Just call me Foxygel

[SoreArms]

I saw the most beautiful chick while i was out shopping earlier. I started walking toward her to attempt to make contact. About two steps into it I talked my self out of it byt hinking shit like "You're high on vicodins you'll probably sound all stupid", "you talk like high pitched Eric", "you look like a bum and you probably stink," etc.... How many of you bros do that? But seriously, now I'm kicking my self in the nuts for not working up the balls. She was what I hope to meet every single time I go out.

 

[Gambino]

the vicodins would def. make you come across as a junkie type

 

[Cutiebaby]

ok foxygel

 

[SoreArms]

I'll probably never see this chick again, and I fumbled my only chance to lay her

 

[patsfan1379]

I saw the most beautiful chick while i was out shopping earlier. I started walking toward her to attempt to make contact. About two steps into it I talked my self out of it byt hinking shit like "You're high on vicodins you'll probably sound all stupid", "you talk like high pitched Eric", "you look like a bum and you probably stink," etc.... How many of you bros do that? But seriously, now I'm kicking my self in the nuts for not working up the balls. She was what I hope to meet every single time I go out.

i did that last tuesday at the gas station.

 

[Dunk]

I saw the most beautiful chick while i was out shopping earlier. I started walking toward her to attempt to make contact. About two steps into it I talked my self out of it byt hinking shit like "You're high on vicodins you'll probably sound all stupid", "you talk like high pitched Eric", "you look like a bum and you probably stink," etc.... How many of you bros do that? But seriously, now I'm kicking my self in the nuts for not working up the balls. She was what I hope to meet every single time I go out.

just think Henway when walkin up to chicks.

 

[patsfan1379]

hey dunk whats a henwey?

 

[SoreArms]

fuck you and your godddam henways motherfucker!

 

[evansteve]

i dont get so far as to start walking towards them, i back away long before that.

 

[Dunk]

hey dunk whats a henwey?

i dont know. depends on what your feedinem.

educated guess. ide go wit abouot 4 lbs.

 

[digger]

i dont know. depends on what your feedinem.

educated guess. ide go wit abouot 4 lbs.

Okay, time to add up your bill and call it a night. Let's say 500 each.

 

[patsfan1379]

Okay, time to add up your bill and call it a night. Let's say 500 each.

DAMNIT!

 

[Dunk]

Okay, time to add up your bill and call it a night. Let's say 500 each.

this mean i cant tell my joke anymore?

 

[evansteve]

Okay, time to add up your bill and call it a night. Let's say 500 each.

what just happened?

 

[SoreArms]

what just happened?

you've been ZAPPED!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Been a while since you've made a post like this

 

[Basic_wonder]

Its bad when you see the girl and then you stare so much they come over and talk to you ....

 

[evansteve]

Its bad when you see the girl and then you stare so much they come over and talk to you ....

better than not talking to them at all.

 

[Lestat]

its ok man, happens to everyone. people try to convince themselves it was just not meant to be when that happens. I'd say hey, you live to try another day, there are other chicks.

Besides, for all you know she could have no similar interests, and while she may have looked good, you've never get her to pee on you.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Its bad when you see the girl and then you stare so much they come over and talk to you ....

why's that bad? if you decided not to speak to them, and they approach you, tell them to go away.

 

[foreigngirl]

hi Foxygel

 

[evansteve]

hi Foxygel

lol. u are new here supposedly. so do you even know who Foxygel is?

 

[foreigngirl]

lol. u are new here supposedly. so do you even know who Foxygel is?

I know that Sorearms did this thread. I know him. I was just joking
Was there a Foxygel in the past here?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I know that Sorearms did this thread. I know him. I was just joking
Was there a Foxygel in the past here?

lol you're conversing with him right now

 

[foreigngirl]

lol you're conversing with him right now

his alter?

 

[evansteve]

I know that Sorearms did this thread. I know him. I was just joking
Was there a Foxygel in the past here?

old username

 

[foreigngirl]

old username

oh, sorry bro

 

[evansteve]

oh, sorry bro

apology accepted

 

[squatpuke]

Ok I'm confused now....

I used to lurk here several months ago and there was a dude name foxygel who was always getting hammered about his (lack of) performance with the ladies...

I think he went to a bible college or something....honest as hell, but man that guy got hammered....

Where is he....did someone say he is now "Sore Arms"???? I thought the title of this post was just a joke.

 

[Paulos]

Is Fxygel still around? I love that guy.

 

[SoreArms]

I am not foxygel, the title was a joke. foxygel = evensteve

 

[evansteve]

Where is he....did someone say he is now "Sore Arms"???? I thought the title of this post was just a joke.

Is Fxygel still around? I love that guy.

Thanks mang.
I should probably announce my identity better.

 

[slickdadd]

If you would have been reading a newspaper you would be laying her right now SoreArms.

 

[evansteve]

If you would have been reading a newspaper you would be laying her right now SoreArms.

while wearing crew socks of course.

 

[-SD-]

You really screwed up rob. That girl was your future wife and mother of your children.

 

[SoreArms]

You really screwed up rob. That girl was your future wife and mother of your children.

thank god I missed her then