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[JesusFreaK]

Its sunday morning . Go to church Fornicators.

And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever: and it was gooooood
Genesis 3:22 hike

 

[*MissFit*]

Its sunday morning . Go to church Fornicators.

And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever: and it was gooooood
Genesis 3:22 hike

I had sex with myself.. does that count as church?.. i have a cross on my back.. so it could be viewed as a place of worship.. please tell me your input buddy

 

[GodOfThunder]

I had sex with myself.. does that count as church?.. i have a cross on my back.. so it could be viewed as a place of worship.. please tell me your input buddy

This morning?









Me too.

 

[UA_Iron]

GO TO THE GYM

when all the lame-os are at church praying to their god, I'm in the gym praying to mine.

 

[*MissFit*]

GO TO THE GYM

when all the lame-os are at church praying to their god, I'm in the gym praying to mine.

YUP

 

[JesusFreaK]

I had sex with myself.. does that count as church?.. i have a cross on my back.. so it could be viewed as a place of worship.. please tell me your input buddy

No tawdry siren of fornication.REPENT!!!

 

[*MissFit*]

No tawdry siren of fornication.REPENT!!!

I did repent. but fornicating felt so good i did it again and again..I'ts alright.. Jesus loves me and if i say im sorry i will be forgiven.. so why not sin..

How could something that feel so good be so wrong

 

[UA_Iron]

I had sex with myself.. does that count as church?.. i have a cross on my back.. so it could be viewed as a place of worship.. please tell me your input buddy

thats like totally a sin, now if you would have done it with me it would have been totally different. You would have been rewarded and guaranteed a straight shot into heaven.

 

[UA_Iron]

I talk like a valley girl, goddamn.

 

[DonnieRobertsNY]

For Every message that JesusFreak leaves on this system, effective 12/06/2004, I will make a dontaion to such organizations as Planned Parenthood, The National Gay & Lesbian Task Force, LAMBDA Legal Defense Fund,,,,,,,,,,,,

Let's get those dollars rolling!!!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I agree with you, brother JesusFreaK.
These filthy, souless, fornicators should be butt fucked, up the ass, by Satan in hell....can I get an amen?

 

[*MissFit*]

I agree with you, brother JesusFreaK.
These filthy, souless, fornicators should be butt fucked, up the ass, by Satan in hell....can I get an amen?

no amen F U

 

[p0ink]

i remember when this was original and funny...

similar handle but it lacks the wit, intelligence, humor, and originality that the other one had.

oh well, the simpletons will appreciate it.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

no amen F U

You're soo gonna get bent over in Hell, you sicko, you'll prolly like it...
Give up the vile fornication and come back to the side of righteousness before
it's too late

 

[yomama]

I did repent. but fornicating felt so good i did it again and again..I'ts alright.. Jesus loves me and if i say im sorry i will be forgiven.. so why not sin..

How could something that feel so good be so wrong

You will be forgiven if you dont do it again. If you say you're sorry but you know you're gonna keep doing it, he wont forgive you. Numbnuts.