Jon79

[OMEGA]

we all love you man

 

[PhoenixS]

Jon is a good bro. He just says fuck a lot.

 

[OMEGA]

yeah and hes anti Lord which is no beuno

 

[Jon79]

who in the fuck is jon?

 

[PICK3]

we all love you man

I love him too ... in a str8 kinda way

 

[OMEGA]

me not so str8

 

[Jon79]

aweeee...

my fuckin nipples r so hard i can dial a phone with em

 

[chris302001]

aweeee...

my fuckin nipples r so hard i can dial a phone with em

rotary?

 

[shirlene29]

jon locked me out of plat chat


I hope his nipples fall off



but seriously

rotary?

 

[Faizakafez]

i hate jon

good bro though

 

[Jon79]

i cant get in plat chat

 

[shirlene29]

good...neither can I

 

[Jon79]

jesus fuckin fuck

 

[Jon79]

y is that good? fuck me

my life sucks

 

[shirlene29]

just happy no one else can get in either

 

[Jon79]

i haite me

 

[shirlene29]

I hate it that theres no plat chat for ppl to ignore me in

 

[Faizakafez]

i hate me too

dont worry

1 am

cant fucking sleep

bored as shit

u wanna call me jon?

 

[shirlene29]

oh fine...call each other



not even peeps on fb




fml

 

[Jon79]

I hate it that theres no plat chat for ppl to ignore me in

i know we run plat chat

 

[Faizakafez]

dont fucking ignore me jon

i will long distance txt u

 

[Jon79]

i cant bra... the texts from the other week cost like 10 bucks

 

[Jon79]

oh fine...call each other



not even peeps on fb




fml

hai ...

 

[shirlene29]

lololol

 

[Faizakafez]

did you end of getting the gh from the site ? ( u posted it on here)

 

[Jon79]

did you end of getting the gh from the site ? ( u posted it on here)

seritropin? that was a long time ago when they first came out

 

[Jon79]

dont fucking laugh at me fudkkc

 

[Faizakafez]

ooo i thinking imma dabble with the poor mans version of gh

insulin

lmao

 

[puddlemonkey]

we all love you man

whoa, whoa, whoa.. lets not rush into anything. lets talk about this.

 

[Jon79]

damn u monkey

 

[shirlene29]

Stfu puds

 

[Jon79]

thanks for backin me...

ur lookin awefully slim today

 

[Faizakafez]

jon check out the fitness model thread...

where you wrote " i think the gheighs"

dude has the hots for you.. he wants your cawk

 

[shirlene29]

thanks for backin me...

ur lookin awefully slim today

 

[Jon79]

i fixed plat chat last night... our lives are not over

 

[shirlene29]

YEY



lol

 

[Jon79]

YEY



lol

did u see the geigh commin on to me in the joose forum... told u the geighs think im hott

 

[shirlene29]

no...gonna have to check that out

 

[puddlemonkey]

thanks for backin me...

ur lookin awefully slim today

Sure, compared to a Ford F350 Extended Cab maybe.

 

[Jon79]

i love u puddle

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[shirlene29]

Sure, compared to a Ford F350 Extended Cab maybe.

if I could be compared to an f350 extended cab....

this leaves you where...


a campbells soup semi/tractor trailer?



Im just wondering what the scale is here

 

[puddlemonkey]

Im just wondering what the scale is here

the scale cannot measure mass of your size

 

[shirlene29]

lolololol



thats all you got?

geez, you harrassed me to play and thats what we've escalated to????

 

[Jon79]

oh hai....

i wuz workin out.... sumthin pudds would not know nuttin about..

he only sell dreams of thinness to old women everywhere...

 

[puddlemonkey]

he only sell dreams of thinness to old women everywhere...

might want to become employed before taking shots at anyone's job lol

 

[Jon79]

might want to become employed before taking shots at anyone's job lol

its called "self" employed... its what real men do..

 

[Jon79]

u know im just playin monkey

im actually full time trading the forex market... its working out too....

alot better that becoming someones sales bitch and makin them rich

 

[puddlemonkey]

its called "self" employed...

You sell handjobs on El Cajon Blvd, and it's only "self employed" if you don't have a pimp.

 

[ceo]

You sell handjobs on El Cajon Blvd, and it's only "self employed" if you don't have a pimp.

nice work throwin down some local shit brah! You even know the geography...cuz El Cajon Blvd is where the hoes hang out. Jon would be on the far west end as close to Hillcrest as possible.

 

[Jon79]

You sell handjobs on El Cajon Blvd, and it's only "self employed" if you don't have a pimp.

better than bein someone's bitch for life

 

[puddlemonkey]

better than bein someone's bitch for life

Genetics made you its bitch a long time ago.

 

[puddlemonkey]

nice work throwin down some local shit brah! You even know the geography...cuz El Cajon Blvd is where the hoes hang out. Jon would be on the far west end as close to Hillcrest as possible.

I google

 

[Jon79]

Genetics made you its bitch a long time ago.

wtf is your problem tonight...

u bleeding again...

im dicking around with u and ur gettin all personal

 

[puddlemonkey]

wtf is your problem tonight...

u bleeding again...

im dicking around with u and ur gettin all personal

I thought we were both joking

 

[puddlemonkey]

I play rough, I thought you knew that.

 

[puddlemonkey]

hope he didn't off himself last night

 

[pbhardbody]

hey you bishes need to play nice

 

[puddlemonkey]

hey you bishes need to play nice

Would you like to be my new bish?

 

[pbhardbody]

Would you like me to be your new bish?

fixed

 

[Jon79]

fml

 

[Faizakafez]

fml

x2

 

[shirlene29]

nice puddles




jerk

p.s.

TO FAR

 

[Jon79]

see u in chat later better b there

 

[puddlemonkey]

nice puddles




jerk

p.s.

TO FAR

too

 

[shirlene29]

banana

 

[puddlemonkey]

banana

Greg holding out again?

 

[shirlene29]

and also....



no

 

[puddlemonkey]

and also....



no

your 24/7 EF log times tell a different story

 

[shirlene29]

I wasnt on this afternoon

 

[puddlemonkey]

I wasnt on this afternoon

yeah, you have to sleep sometime.

 

[shirlene29]

lol





well played

 

[wtfbbqover]

He's a fag for sure.

 

[OMEGA]

the scale cannot measure mass of your size

is she a big girl?

she looked kinda plump in the lower back tatto avi but still hittable

but was not sure?

porky?

 

[Jon79]

He's a fag for sure.

thanks needto

 

[puddlemonkey]

is she a big girl?

she looked kinda plump in the lower back tatto avi but still hittable

but was not sure?

porky?

loLoLololOLlololOLololloloOLOlolooooooooooooool



you're meaner than I am to her

 

[pbhardbody]

no response from shirl. hard to believe that she would be at a loss for words.
this is fun to watch. lets hear more

 

[shirlene29]

is she a big girl?

she looked kinda plump in the lower back tatto avi but still hittable

but was not sure?

porky?

nice




here, avi changed back so everyone can enjoy my back fat

 

[Jon79]

this was supposed to b all about me

 

[puddlemonkey]

this was supposed to b all about me

I tried to make it about you but shirlene got all mad.

 

[pbhardbody]

nice




here, avi changed back so everyone can enjoy my back fat

thanks! looks like ass to me.

 

[Jon79]

I tried to make it about you but shirlene got all mad.

why?

she haites me

 

[puddlemonkey]

why?

she haites me

Not true bro, she flicks her oversized bean every time you hit reply.

 

[Jon79]

fml....

 

[Jon79]

jesus fuck

 

[shirlene29]

What now

 

[Jon79]

lol what do u mean?

i just say that just to say it

 

[wtfbbqover]

thanks needto

who the fuck is needto?

 

[Jon79]

imchangin my name to wtfjonsover

 

[Jon79]

where's puddle

 

[puddlemonkey]

where's puddle

fighting vagina off with a stick, as usual.

 

[Jon79]

thats what i thought

 

[shirlene29]

fighting vagina off with a stick, as usual.

of what species?

 

[Jon79]

of what species?

heffers

 

[RottenWillow]

I'm eating a four cheese Private Selection (store brand) pizza I got at Kroger. Fucker is damn good for only $2.99. Damn!

Put a little sea salt and parm on it. Heaven on my tongue.

 

[shirlene29]

snackin on some cottage cheese...im pretending its pizza

 

[Jon79]

I'm eating a four cheese Private Selection (store brand) pizza I got at Kroger. Fucker is damn good for only $2.99. Damn!

Put a little sea salt and parm on it. Heaven on my tongue.

so u were able to leave the house to buy it? yay!

i ate orange roughy and a sweet pot

 

[Wulfgar]

i think Jon is dead. havent heard from him in days

 

[shirlene29]

hmmmmm, well thats suspicious

 

[Jon79]

fuck my internet keeps going down