Joke

[The_CR0W]

A "GALLEGO" TURIST WROTE THE FOLLOWING COMPLAINT TO A HOTEL MANAGER IN LONDON)
Dier Senor Gerente,
Now I am tella yu di story jau I was treated at yor jotel. I am comma from Galicia as touris to London and estay as a young a man at yor jotel. When I comma my room I see is no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no shit in my bed?
I col down de recepshon and tella: "I wanna shit".
Dey tella me "Go to the toillett" I sey "no, no, I wanna shit in my bed"
Dey sey "You betta not shit in yor bed, you sonnawabitch".
What is sonnawabitch?!
I go down for restoran for breikfast. I order beicon and eggs and two pisses of toast, I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and points of toast"
I wanna piss"
She tella me "Go to the toillett" I say "No, No, wanna piss on my plate"
She den say to me "you bloddy fella not piss on yor plate, you sonnawabitch"
Secon person who don even know me and col me sonnawabitch!
What is sonnawabitch?
Later I go dinner into restoran. Spoon and knife is der but no fock. I tella waitress" I wanna fock", and she tella me:
"Sure, everybody wanna fock" "I tella her" no, no, you don understand me. I wanna fock on de table".
She den tella me "So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on de table? "Got your ass out of here".
So I go to de recepshon and ask for de bills. I no wanna stay in dis jotel no more. When I have pay de bills, the porter say to me "Thank you and peace on
you".
I say "piss on you too, you sonnawabitch" ten he hit me an kik me.

I go back to Galicia! I never more comma stay in your jotel, you sonnawabitch. An tanks for noting.
Sincirly
Venancio...

 

[Nathan]

Booo.

 

[~ThaGame~]

i don't get it
i can't read it either

 

[The_CR0W]

Thats cuz its not meant to be funny!!!! U SILLY SALLY

 

[Nathan]

Thats cuz its not meant to be funny!!!! U SILLY SALLY

Well, then, alright. Sounds like I got the joke after all.

 

[~ThaGame~]

yeah thats a pretty good one then

 

[The_CR0W]

my aim was to try to make it the most unfunniest most boring redundant thing you've ever read in your life
I acheived my goal therefore I WON!!!! Yes Im cool, you guys have lost.......EVERYTHING! There is no denying it.

 

[~ThaGame~]

actually it was quite humorous i was just giving you shit so you lose!

 

[The_CR0W]

No your sooooooooo wrong, see I posted it because I found it funny, and I had a KNEW someone was going to give me shit for it even when they found it funny themselves, like in your case. So I merely was giving "you shit" when I stated "my aim was to make it the most unfunniest, boring...thing you've ever read in your life" in response to your predictable reply(see above). My real aim was to use someone as a puppet to create a very unproductive post exchange regarding a stupid trivial yet funny joke. So congratulations you are the puppet which has helped me to accomplish my real objective! You deserve some reward for your help but I am all out of shiny little stars or scratch n sniff stickers. I apologize.