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I haven't seen a thread for jokes here, although some of the ones that are supposed to be serious are f#$cking jokes 
Ok here we go
here's my joke
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by
the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman
tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her
free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I
scored big time!
We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on
top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...Never found her head."
Ok here we go
here's my joke
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by
the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman
tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her
free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I
scored big time!
We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on
top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...Never found her head."
