John Stamos? Gearhead??

[supersizeme]

Ok seriously, you don't just get THIS BIG without some sort of chemical help. "WOW" is right. If you look hard enough on his official website you can find the official "Uncle Jessie Stack" that is sure to put your physique way over the top. Rumor has it that he trained the other two men on Full House and possibly also that little Candace Cameron chick although she stopped and got fat because she likes pizza and cheeseburgers.

 

[slickdadd]

Joey Gladstone is an absolute freak.

 

[Kakdiesel]

LOL FULL HOUSE..makes me think of the Dad in it..when I thought he was all like wholesome and shit, he came out in that movie and was like , "Have you ever sucked dick for crack??" I about died..i forget the name of the movie though.

 

[WODIN]

All I'm seein is a red x.

 

[amaritto]

Half Baked. LMFAO.

Boo this man...

 

[Kakdiesel]

Yeah thats right amaritto..i totally brain farted on that one...one of my favorite movies

Nasty Nate: Cocktail.....FRUIT!

Squirrel Master: Lay off Nasty Nate, he's my bitch
Kenny: Yeah I'm his bitch!

John Stewart: Ever (done anything) on WEEEEED?

Snoop dogg: taking the biggest hit on the century of the joint

Willie Nelson: I remember when dime bags cost a dime
Willie Nelson: Do you know what condoms cost back in my time? (reply: No) Me neither. We never used them!

All time funny part:
Thurgood: Kenny, make your mean face. Make it!
Kenny: (with hilarious face) Uh, Egh!

Good shit

 

[amaritto]

Killer Kill, Killer Kill, What did you do to my dog man?

Or when they are all talking to Kenny at the jail and they say they need something like 100,000. Thurgood says something like by my calculations, and then the funny ass guy says " thats fucking impossible" and they start laughing. I love that part even though I didnt do it justice explaining it.

 

[karson]

hey

kimmy gibler was on juice...................

 

[May1010]

Are you trying to tell us that Bob Sachet was on gear?

 

[slickdadd]

Hell yeah. Danny Tanner was a total meth head. Thats why he kept his house so clean all the time.

 

[Sexual Mustard]

I just went down on both the Olsen Twins, and man, wouldn't you believe it---they both had huge clits the size of my thumb. Makes ya think....

 

[karson]

OK

DID YOU GUYS HEAR WHY DJ AND STEVE BROKE UP THE LAST SEASON. WELL STEVE WAS ON A GRAM OF TEST A WEEK AND DJ WASNT PRODUCING ENOUGH BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED FROM HER LATE NIGHT VISITS FROM HER SNEAKY UNCLE JESSIE. SO STEVE TRIED OUT STEPHANIE AND MICHELLE BUT BOTH WERE TO INEXPERIENCED FOR HIM AND HE NEEDED SOMTHING MORE. SO ONE NIGHT DJ HEARD NOISES COMING FROM THE BACKYARD AND WHEN SHE LOOKED OUT THERE SHE SAW STEVE AND THE DOG COMET GOING AT IT. SHE DUMPED HIM AND HE WAS LATER ARRESTED TRYING TO STEAL COMET.

 

[slickdadd]

Actually, its kinda sad. The mention of full house and every one of us goes into pretty intricate detail about specific characters. We are all former TGIF fairies.

 

[TheLordofIron]

wasn't the blond comedian dude on fullhouse doing Alanis Morrisette?

 

[Bullit]

that little Candace Cameron chick although she stopped and got fat because she likes pizza and cheeseburgers.

Obviously she likes good food so if that bitch likes to have fun then I might start stalking her.

 

[supersizeme]

jesus, what was i think when i posted this atrocity

LordofIronDeficiency - yeah - the song "You Oughta Know" is supposedly about that guy - Dave Coulier

I'm - a - big - fan - of - dashes

 

[Bullit]

Dave Coulier

Most unfunny fucker since beastboy.

 

[the nature boy]

Most unfunny fucker since ffactor.

agreed