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Joe Millionaire

bigguns7

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Joe Millionaire - Don't Read This if You Want to Enjoy the Show

I have a prediction about Joe Millionaire that will make you not near as excited about the show, and have about a 95% chance of being right.

They tell the girls he's a millionaire, then they let the show go all the way to the end, to the final four or eight girls.

Then, they tell the girls he is worth nothing, and makes $19K a year. They see which ones drop out and get pissed.

THEN, we all find out that he actually IS a millionaire, and then he'll really know which girls like him and can go from there.

It's too easy.
 
you have a 50/50 chance of being right on this.
 
Even knowing that you may be right, I might still enjoy the show. Would love to see nothing more than some gold-digging ho get shown up on TV. Bitches, man, Bitches.
 
bigguns7 said:


Ok, I'll rephrase. I'm 95% sure I'm right.

Your confidence level is 95%.

Your odds (chances) are still 50/50.
 
Nah, he was on Regis & Kelly this morning. Someone in the audience knows him from before he was a construction worker. He was a bellboy at a hotel. They also went into detail how they trained him to dance, talk, eat, and act like someone worth that amount of money.

But I agree, when the last few are there I bet they'll take them all to his "place of business". They'll watch him dig and nail and it will slowly sink in to them as they watch.
 
He's also currently in court for tax evasion. I guess he could still be that rich and be in court but our local FOX affiliate showed his house and interviewed one of the girls that was on who was from Daytona Beach
 
Or they'll say he's gay... then he'll be straight... but only a millioniare if he's gay... or something like that...

C-ditty
 
any girl who goes on a reality show hoping to meet a rich man is basically showing her true colors as a gold digging bitch and deserves whatever she gets, women like that make me want to join BITCHES:mad:
 
TEXgrl said:
any girl who goes on a reality show hoping to meet a rich man is basically showing her true colors as a gold digging bitch and deserves whatever she gets, women like that make me want to join BITCHES:mad:

That statement made me think of you in an new light tex.
:D
 
TEXgrl said:
any girl who goes on a reality show hoping to meet a rich man is basically showing her true colors as a gold digging bitch and deserves whatever she gets, women like that make me want to join BITCHES:mad:

LOL, nice. Lil K has been waiting to join BITCHES for a while now over shit like this.

I hate these kind of shows, but I want to watch this one because it will show these women for what they are.
 
Do you guys seriously think that ANY of these "reality TV marriages" will ever take place?

PUH-LEASE, both the men and women involved are only doing it to be on TV and I am sure they are thinking, "What the hell? If it works then that will be a bonus."

Lying about any aspect of a perspective spouse is WRONG. Whether it is the man lying about his income or the woman lying about whether or not she has children.

IT IS PLAIN STUPID.

I have never watched any of these programs because frankly I don't watch TV. There is nothing that holds my attention. I'll work on my art, surf the web, IM w/friends, housework, masterbate OR SLEEP first.
 
bikinimom said:
Do you guys seriously think that ANY of these "reality TV marriages" will ever take place?

PUH-LEASE, both the men and women involved are only doing it to be on TV and I am sure they are thinking, "What the hell? If it works then that will be a bonus."

Lying about any aspect of a perspective spouse is WRONG. Whether it is the man lying about his income or the woman lying about whether or not she has children.

IT IS PLAIN STUPID.

I have never watched any of these programs because frankly I don't watch TV. There is nothing that holds my attention. I'll work on my art, surf the web, IM w/friends, housework, masterbate OR SLEEP first.

Could'nt agree more, I pretty much stopped watching tv once all the "reality" shows started appearing.

Its nothing but cheesy fake ass drama and I don't why people still watch this shit.
 
TC2 said:


Its nothing but cheesy fake ass drama and I don't why people still watch this shit.

I'll tell you why I watch it.

Because it's amusing to see real people on national television. these people aren't actors, nor are they scripted. They are everyday people put in unusual positions.

Ex: When they reveal to these girls that they haven't been dating a millionaire, just an everyday schmuck, the looks on their faces will be priceless. Pure humn reaction, emotion, etc will show on national television. This will not be faked, it will be real.

I love how pepole say reality TV is cheesey, fake ass drama, and then say they love West Wing. By TV's very nature, it is fake. that's what the script is for.

If you just enjoy it for what it is and not try to pick it apart like it would actually happen, you'll enjoy watching TV alot more.
 
So then, if I accept "real people" (as if none of them has a hidden agenda - ie - I will portray myself a certain way JUST TO BE ON TV) being put into SURREAL situations (yes, tons of people go on "group dates" and slug it out for one other person's attention all the time.) and have them lied to it on top of that (Yes, Joe - Sally IS NOT a virgin pure as the driven snow but is REALLY a crack addict with 10 children from 50 different guys most of which are in prison or dead!) and accept those people's "real unscripted reactions" (Well NO DUH they are going to be shocked!) as drama then I will not be missing out on something?
 
bikinimom said:
So then, if I accept "real people" (as if none of them has a hidden agenda - ie - I will portray myself a certain way JUST TO BE ON TV) being put into SURREAL situations (yes, tons of people go on "group dates" and slug it out for one other person's attention all the time.) and have them lied to it on top of that (Yes, Joe - Sally IS NOT a virgin pure as the driven snow but is REALLY a crack addict with 10 children from 50 different guys most of which are in prison or dead!) and accept those people's "real unscripted reactions" (Well NO DUH they are going to be shocked!) as drama then I will not be missing out on something?

Let me put this in terms you can understand:

I like watching these shows because these people are not scripted and trained actors.

I do not think that they are actually what life is like in reality.

All movie-goers and television viewers alike must engage in something called "suspension of disbelief" or they will never enjoy anything on screen.




So, when you considered lying on a resume and portraying yourself in a certain way TO JUST WORK IN A GYM, did that disqualify you from being a "real person?"
 
kronk said:


LOL, nice. Lil K has been waiting to join BITCHES for a while now over shit like this.

I hate these kind of shows, but I want to watch this one because it will show these women for what they are.

these shows drive me crazy! how can anyone be so dumb as to think they are going ot meet their life partner on a tv show, PLEASE! its basically gold diggers and wanna be actresses/actors just trying to get exposure.

women can be pure evil, and it sucks that there are many women out there who won't date a guy without knowing his bank account, and what kind of car he drives. i like money just as much as the next person, hey, who doesn't? but i would much rather spend my life with a hard working man that i love, than a rich man who may or may not care about me.
 
bigguns7 said:
So, when you considered lying on a resume and portraying yourself in a certain way TO JUST WORK IN A GYM, did that disqualify you from being a "real person?"

Ouch, that so hurt.

Sales is sales. Whether it is pharmeceuticals, cars, or gym memberships. I suppose you are a brain surgeon or perhaps you are finding the cure for aids? Dude, come off your high horse, the air is waaaaay too thin up there.

Let me put it to you this way....

TV is pure crap anymore. For God's sake you need like 500 channels and STILL can't find anything that holds your attention long enough to keep your trigger happy remote button finger at bay for more than 5 seconds!

You enjoy it. Good for you.

I don't feel the need.

I can agree to disagree.... :)
 
JOE MILLIONAIRE!!! LMAO

NOW WE GET TO SEE EXACTLY HOW MONEY HUNGRY THESE HOES ARE!!!


I ACTUALLY SAT DOWN TO WATCH BOSTON PUBLIC. THIS JOE MILLIONAIRE SHIT IS COMING ON RIGHT AFTER IT SO I FIGURED, WHY NOT!!! I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW MONEY HUNGRY THESE HOES ARE. I'M NOT BIG ON THIS REALITY TV SHIT (EXCEPT REALWORLD) BUT THIS SHOULD BE FUNNY.




KAYNE
 
Should have called it : "Gold diggin' bitch trap"
haha.
I cant wait till they tell the winning bitch that the guy makes 17k a year and is a construction worker.
 
BigRedCat said:
Should have called it : "Gold diggin' bitch trap"
haha.
I cant wait till they tell the winning bitch that the guy makes 17k a year and is a construction worker.

Soo true.
 
YOU AND I MUST HAVE POSTED AT THE SAME TIME. I JUST POSTED A THREAD ON IT AS WELL. THIS WILL BE SOME FUNNY SHIT. THESE HOES ARE IN FOR A BIG SUPRISE. MONEY HUNGRY BITCHES!!!




KAYNE
 
THAT ONE CHICK LOOKS LIKE THE CHICK FROM MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 2. SHE'S HOT.



KAYNE
 
HAHA SHE SAID HE HANDLED THE HORSE REAL WELL EVEN THOUGH HE HASNT RIDDEN A HORSE IN HIS LIFE.

ONE CHICK EVEN SAID "I LIKE THE FACT THAT HE JUST STUMBLED INTO MONEY"!!!

WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT. DAMN.




KAYNE
 
Kinda what I said in my original reply to this thread.

But what do I know? I'm just a dumbass cock-sucking stripper whore. :rolleyes:
 
if you look closely enough, you can see dollar signs in their eyes. that blonde chick with the tight turtleneck is fuckin hot though.
 
CAN THESE HOES GET ANYMORE BRAZEN ABOUT THEIR GREED!!! DAMN, ALL OF THE SHIT THEY ARE SAYING JUST GIVES THEM AWAY FROM JUMP.



KAYNE
 
kronk said:
LOL, nice. Lil K has been waiting to join BITCHES for a while now over shit like this.

And with me, that's three.

Even the girls who are eliminated early are going to have to carry around being on the show for the rest of their lives - they may as well get "gold-digging skank" business cards made up. What self-respecting woman would want to be branded as that? I will never understand reality TV contestants...
 
So, the guy is already tall, decent looking (after taking out the middle brow) and decently built.
Give him 50 million and his charisma goes up 50 points.

The moral of the story is, maybe we should be on boards.millionairewealth.com ?

Just kidding :D
 
bigguns7 said:


I'll tell you why I watch it.

Because it's amusing to see real people on national television. these people aren't actors, nor are they scripted. They are everyday people put in unusual positions.

Ex: When they reveal to these girls that they haven't been dating a millionaire, just an everyday schmuck, the looks on their faces will be priceless. Pure humn reaction, emotion, etc will show on national television. This will not be faked, it will be real.

I love how pepole say reality TV is cheesey, fake ass drama, and then say they love West Wing. By TV's very nature, it is fake. that's what the script is for.

If you just enjoy it for what it is and not try to pick it apart like it would actually happen, you'll enjoy watching TV alot more.

Uh,

If you dont think that all these "reality" shows are scripted then you are very naive.

Thats what I dispise about these shows the most, why do you think that the producers make these people sign NDAs.

When you watch a movie or a tv show like West Wing, you know its not real, but its a good story that keeps you interested.

thses "reality" shows are supposed to be real and not scripted, which they are.
 
TC2 said:


Uh,

If you dont think that all these "reality" shows are scripted then you are very naive.

Thats what I dispise about these shows the most, why do you think that the producers make these people sign NDAs.

When you watch a movie or a tv show like West Wing, you know its not real, but its a good story that keeps you interested.

thses "reality" shows are supposed to be real and not scripted, which they are.

You wouldn't happen to be a dumbass cock-sucking whore, would you? ;)
 
"You wouldn't happen to be a dumbass cock-sucking whore, would you? "

No, I just don't like the smell of bullshit.
 
this show is not good for me.... i really really dont like females as it is... now i'm just getting more bitter.. fuckin whore tramp bitches.
 
Okay then. Just checking. I guess this only applies if you happen to be female and not like the smell of bullshit. So in this case, I will take it as a compliment. :D
 
supersizeme said:
Regardless of whether or not he juiced, Joe is a lightweight, baby. LIGHT WEIGHT. Yeeeeeeaah, buddy!

Yep, Yep, Yeepppppp.... just a PEEE-NUTTTT.
 
all whores baby..they are all whores... i'll have to catch this tomorrow, missed it today :(
 
HEIDI!!!! heidi has the ability to make all men hate all women.. i'd like to see her fall off a horse.
 
There is no way that this pseudo-rich Joe broly is all natty. He is one swole mofo, and must have at least 10 cycles under his belt, each at 1 gram AAS + gh + slin. I mean look at him, its really mind numbing. I believe this Andy13 character is simply a little jelus maybe, which is perfectly understandable to be honest. Joe must have that myostatin gene missing or something because nobody can be this freaky without serious chemical assistance, now I'm thinking synthol and implants.

evan.jpg
 
A really funny show would be to tell a guy that he won 50 million dollars, set him up with a porn star, a supermodel and a swimsuit hottie, then say it was all a fake. And the chicks are all nuns.
Bahahahaha
 
I'm impressed with BM (Like what I think really matters), I may disagree with her and think she sounds like a typical woman at times, but I think she's a very good parent from what she has posted and that's all that really matters.
 
He is probably going to pick the hottest chick who he thinks will still like him after he tells her he really isn't a millionaire.

You see those chicks eyes light up when they saw his castle. Too bad it's not really his. :lmao: I do feel sorry for those chicks because every girl wants to feel like a princess and it's kinda cruel that they are leading them on.
 
Re: JOE MILLIONAIRE!!! LMAO

KAYNE said:
I ACTUALLY SAT DOWN TO WATCH BOSTON PUBLIC.

you suck as a person if you watch that shit

you probably watched ally mcbeal too

joe millionaire is good though... what a bunch of dumb bitches
 
Re: Re: JOE MILLIONAIRE!!! LMAO

scruples said:


you suck as a person if you watch that shit

you probably watched ally mcbeal too

joe millionaire is good though... what a bunch of dumb bitches

ACTUALLY, YOU SUCK AS A PERSON IF YOU LIKE ALL THOSE FAKE ASS REALITY SHOWS. BOSTON PUBLIC IS PRETTY GOOD SOMETIMES. I DONT GET TO WATCH MUCH TV BUT ONCE OR TWICE A MONTH, I TRY AND WATCH THAT.

NVR MISS MOST OF THE HBO SERIES THOUGH. WIRE, SOPRANOS, OZ, ETC!!!



KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:
THAT ONE CHICK LOOKS LIKE THE CHICK FROM MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 2. SHE'S HOT.



KAYNE


Who Thandie Newton? Yeah that girl is pretty hot..Not too light, not too dark and has a cute face. I'm not really into the light skinned black girls though...if i could have one Id want her dark.
 
I think the show is rigged to some extent. These girls were all picked because of their personality and they kept the ones that would make the best fights. And did anyone notice how he still has a racially diversified group of girls. I think Fox is behind most of this. I wouldn't be half surprised if Fox had a team of psychologists watching the girls 24/7 to see which ones would be most volatile...Which does make for a phony, but interesting show.

They probably can only do this type of show once. By the talk of it, it's going to be pretty popular and it will be hard to find another unsuspecting group of girls.
 
VicTusDeuS said:



Who Thandie Newton? Yeah that girl is pretty hot..Not too light, not too dark and has a cute face. I'm not really into the light skinned black girls though...if i could have one Id want her dark.

NO WAY MAN, LIGHT SKINNED PRETTY BLACK CHICKS IS A WEAKNESS OF MINE. BUT ABOVE AND BEYOND ALL THAT IS HER ACCENT. DAMN. I GOTTA GO BACK TO BED SO MAYBE I'LL HAVE A DREAM ABOUT HER FINE ASS.


KAYNE
 
LMAO!!!

I merged all the Joe Millionaire threads, I'm on an organizing kick, this too shall pass.
 
TC2 said:
"You wouldn't happen to be a dumbass cock-sucking whore, would you? "

No, I just don't like the smell of bullshit.

I'm sure you're too intelligent to have watched the show last night, but I'll say this anyway, and bikinimom, just go back to sucking cock.

When the girls asked him his middle name last night, the dude was truly surprised. He had no idea what to say, stumbling all over himself, looking like a complete fool. That was NOT scripted, he did NOT have a canned response. He was totally surprised and taken off-guard. THAT's why I enjoy it.

Another part, he tries to get back on the horse and fucks up and slips off the stirrup. That's because he had no idea how to ride horses. That is real shit that happens in real life. THAT's why I enjoy it.

Ever notice how it's so much more fun to watch the outtakes from movies and sitcoms? That's becasue unexpected shit happens and they don't know how to handle it, and it's amusing. That's because when an actor falls off a horse it ruins the movie. So they cut it all out and we never see it. This show is not like that (as much). Embarrassing and unexpected shit that happens in real life, happens to people on these shows for real, not because it's scripted to be funny or embarrassing.

And TC2, about your comment on Non-disclosure agreements, they make them sign them so they don't give away the show to the American public before they see it. THAT's the reason.
 
Oh NOW I understand...

You like to watch TV because you like to see people stumbling over an answer when asked an unexpected question or behaving in a somewhat non-coordinated fashion because they are engaging in an activity that they never have before.

OH THE DRAMA OF IT ALL!!

Good thing I am a dumbass or I *might* actually find things of that nature entertaining. LOL
 
bikinimom said:
Oh NOW I understand...

You like to watch TV because you like to see people stumbling over an answer when asked an unexpected question or behaving in a somewhat non-coordinated fashion because they are engaging in an activity that they never have before.


Cock sucking whore . . .

Now you get it huh? It's called entertainment.
 
Sticks and stones may break my bones.... You have now elevated yourself above me. Do you feel better? :)

Simple things amuse you. We agree on that.

I can admit it when I find certain simple things that amuse me instead of trying to put others down when we do not share the same level of amusement.

The only disagreement we have is what simple things amuse each of us. .you, for instance. I find you highly amusing!

Now let's call it a day, shall we? Ok Mr Bigguns.... :D
 
bikinimom said:
Sticks and stones may break my bones.... You have now elevated yourself above me. Do you feel better? :)

Simple things amuse you. We agree on that.

I can admit it when I find certain simple things that amuse me instead of trying to put others down when we do not share the same level of amusement.

The only disagreement we have is what simple things amuse each of us. .you, for instance. I find you highly amusing!

Now let's call it a day, shall we? Ok Mr Bigguns.... :D

Sure. I wan't trying to put you down. You started the cocksucking whore thing. Truce.
 
Did anyone see when all the whores were oogling over their pearls. Fucking sluts. One chick was like "here, bite this and see if it is real".
What a golddigging cunt.

I wish i could just jump into the tv and cum all over her face on national tv and then smack her face.

Why do bitches have to be golddiggers. Ill never marry a chick who doesnt have money of her own!
 
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