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I dunno why, I just am.
JH1 I'm sorry...
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I gonna need a hug too bro...geez.
foreigngirl
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non-plats being limited at 100x100 avatar size is gay
I'm sorry MM 
Ju wanna be a millionaire?
foreigngirl
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you would be whining when I post a pic of my ass that is the size of 100x100 in my avi.mightymouse69 said:
jh1 said:
On one condition. Over the next five days, you make at least one thread a day in honor of Heather, telling her how much you enjoy her posts, how pretty she is, and what a great mother she will be.
Starting tomorrow.
jh1 said:
lolllolol
One million K is my offer. AND you have to be sincere.
foreigngirl
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wtf, buying niceness? It will never work. After you give him the K, it will be the same story all over againjack_schitt said:
foreigngirl
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mightymouse69 said:
it would be too small for you to see it
jh1 said:
Upon completion of your assignment, yes. But FG has brought up a valid point. You gotta be nice to her after that too. Not ass-kissy, but nice.
jh1 said:
Yeah, she's cool.
Ok then, one appreciation thread per day, for five days, and the K is yours.
jh1 said:IHeather.
Where there could come back to bite you, is she might fall in love with me.
Do I get 200,000k per day, or 1,000,000 at the end? In case you die or whatever....
LMAO!! The mil at the end. It'll give you something to look forward to.
jh1 said:
I'll be around to watch the fun. I only have another week and a half or so of posting before work consumes me until at least mid August. I want to go out with a bang.
jh1 said:
Nope, just one mil, I got the rest of it resereved for a few other good posters around here.
I work in automated manufacturing.
jh1 said:
Pretty much busy all year round, but theres a few months throughout the year (this month being one of them) that things slow down to about 50 hours a week. The automotive circle has it's ups and downs due to customer demand, economic conditions, etc.
Wait, does this mean we're not going to bid on it?
I've got a $100 in my paypal account and I don't know what to do with it
I've got a $100 in my paypal account and I don't know what to do with it
PuddleMonkey said:Wait, does this mean we're not going to bid on it?
I've got a $100 in my paypal account and I don't know what to do with it
Step into my office....
jack_schitt said:
lol, I'm serious, I have $100 in my paypal account and there is nothing on-line that I want right now to spend it on. You should sell me 3 mil and give j the rest for his good deed, he's a sucker he'll still do it for 775000.
PuddleMonkey said:lol, I'm serious, I have $100 in my paypal account and there is nothing on-line that I want right now to spend it on. You should sell me 3 mil and give j the rest for his good deed, he's a sucker he'll still do it for 775000.
lolollol...I may consider this.
jack_schitt said:
Let me know, I'll be back tomorrow (another tough 8 hour work day on EF), but for now its time to go flirt with the wimmins.
PuddleMonkey said:
Have fun dudeski.
I just looked, its $107.45 in my paypal, and its calling your name!
jh1 said:
I still have a few strings I can pull. I have K stashes across the globe. I've whored with the best of them.
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Spartacus
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foreigngirl(s) rox(_|_)
jh1 said:
I totally want to cockblo... er karmablock you!
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heatherrae
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Damn, I'm always the last to know these things.
Even if the attention was paid for, I still like it. I'm an attention whore like that.
Even if the attention was paid for, I still like it. I'm an attention whore like that.
But with the $ jack can buy you purdy things.
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heatherrae
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Yeah, he should take the $100 and buy me 20 chili cheese dog baskets from dairy queen over the next month...lol.PuddleMonkey said:
Wtf?
jh1 said:
Wasn't me, swear!
avidinternet
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PuddleMonkey said:
I'll bid $108.00...
avidinternet said:
Don't make me ban you!
Do I hear $115?
avidinternet said:
Bidding has to go up in increments of $500. So pony up $607.45 or stfu
kthxbye
avidinternet
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jack_schitt said:
Sure $115, sold.
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heatherrae
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ROFL...keep it coming, y'all. Momma needs chili cheese dogs.
avidinternet
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heatherrae said:
$115.00 you can get your ice cream too.
avidinternet said:
$120. Daddy needs some gas money to haul all of those chili cheese dogs
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$125 for 3.7, I wanna see jh1 in tears for having to be nice for nothing.
$130 and I'll show you nudes of Avidinternet.
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heatherrae
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She's speaking my language.avidinternet said:
avidinternet
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jack_schitt said:$120. Daddy needs some gas money to haul all of those chili cheese dogs
$120.00/ 3 million K,
extra gas money /to haul all those chili cheese dogs,
love from HR for your devotion...
Priceless
avidinternet
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Speaking of moo cow land, I'm going to the gym.
Continue the bidding when I get back...
Later guys.
Continue the bidding when I get back...
Later guys.
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heatherrae
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I'm UDDERly fab. I know.bw1 said:You are sprinting...errr rolling towards moo cow land
jack_schitt said:
I'm partial to brunettes.
PuddleMonkey said:
$140 and I'll photo-chop her hair brown.
lololol
What happened to our bug jack? Its not moving anymore
$160 and I'll make the bug move again.PuddleMonkey said:What happened to our bug jack? Its not moving anymore
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heatherrae
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I thought I was the only one who made your bug move.jack_schitt said:
Wait, what are we talking about?
Tee hee x a large number.
jack_schitt said:
lololol, seriously, is it moving for you? I think my 'puter is slow or fucked up.
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PuddleMonkey said:
$180 and Samote will tell you why your computer is slow.
Does that include a happy ending?
PuddleMonkey said:
Yep.
avidinternet
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OK, So where are we at on this now?
avidinternet said:
$190 and I agree to look at nekkid pics of you while I give Puddles a happy ending.
avidinternet
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jack_schitt said:
Lol, wow I've missed a lot.
The good news is the nekkid pics will look better after the gym.
avidinternet said:
As long as I get paid.
avidinternet
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Go ahead and start without me, yank on Puddle and I'll see what I can do about the rest...
avidinternet said:
Don't think I'm gonna forget.
avidinternet
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Less talk, more yank.
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