Jesus was Ripped?

[JayC9]

Why is it that Christ is always portrayed as some weak dweeby hippy like character that everyone picked on. http://home.nyc.rr.com/mysticalrose/jesusart.html

This must be the biggest misrepresentation of one of the worlds most famous men.

If the bible account is true then Jesus was a perfect man. He would have been a genetic marvel. He would have been stronger than any man alive then and now.

 

[wootoom]

did he juice?

 

[hotzie]

did he juice?

probably

 

[Mr. dB]

He had holy juice.

He must've been pretty strong, carpenters didn't have power tools back then.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

He must've been pretty strong, carpenters didn't have power tools back then.

yes they did, wtf are you talking about?

 

[The Outsider]

He certainly wasn't afraid of needles...I'm mean spikes.

 

[UA_Iron]

Did jesus juice for all the religious threads today?

 

[wootoom]

god is a dj

 

[Mr. dB]

yes they did, wtf are you talking about?

Really? Jesus had a table saw and an electric drill?

 

[JayC9]

Yeah, thanks guys.

You're all on the http://mfile.akamai.com/3153/wm2/mu...m/2890/us/uswm2/639/76639_1_01.asx?obj=v31013

 

[Daisy_]

He certainly wasn't afraid of needles...I'm mean spikes.

not cool.

 

[BUBBLES]

Jeasus has risen for those who did juice and worked with power tools.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

he turned water into wine...surely he could turn it into trenbolone

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Really? Jesus had a table saw and an electric drill?

no, just a mitre saw and a nail gun.

 

[Sub-Zero]

i heard that after a week on the cross and not getting all his meals in he lost alot of size so when he posed for the pictures up in heaven he looked kinda small

 

[The Outsider]

not cool.

I thought it was cool. Go educate yourself and then maybe jokes about Jesus won't offend you as much.

 

[CFZB]

 

[CFZB]

Awwwww......

 

[JayC9]

I think you've gotten confused with Jesus and Neanderthal man?

 

[CFZB]

I think you've gotten confused with Jesus and Neanderthal man?

doh..yeah...

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I thought it was cool. Go educate yourself and then maybe jokes about Jesus won't offend you as much.

its called respect or tolerance, you need to chill out.

 

[CFZB]

 

[JayC9]

doh..yeah...

Yes, that's him! He can be recognised easily by that weird glow that seems to follow him around.

 

[The Angry Mule]

So was Ned Flanders and groundskeeper Willie

 

[wootoom]

jesus .where?

 

[Mr. dB]

doh..yeah...

Looks like Chris Rock with a process.

 

[Mr_MAX]

Why do you think so many people have trouble believing .......
..... He was just an old hippy free love... love me and live forever ( and suck my dick too)

 

[samoth]

Jesus 2 is here for you.

He shoulda made a Jesus 3 user name, and be, like, Jesus 3 is here for thee.

 

[wootoom]

lol jesus the 3rd

 

[samoth]

lol jesus the 3rd

Dude, J to da 2 was one of the better posters on C&C. I miss him.

 

[Mr_MAX]

jesus is dead right.?? or was that elvis..

 

[NJjuice22]

i dont think "perfect man" refers to how many inches his bi's were or if he had a six pack.

 

[Mr_MAX]

but i thought that had to do with perfect?? no.. then what the Hell am I doing then?

 

[The Outsider]

its called respect or tolerance, you need to chill out.

Thanks for the tip.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Thanks for the tip.

youre welcome.

 

[JayC9]

i dont think "perfect man" refers to how many inches his bi's were or if he had a six pack.

So what does it refer to then? He was the second perfect man, Adam being the first. Jelous of Jesus.