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[Bruce]

i hope i don't offend anyone, but today some guy is walking by starbucks when i go in and he tells me jesus is coming back and i won't get into heaven if i don't find him. i'm a classics major and i know a bit about history and biblical writings. i asked him if he knew that jesus was actually a black israelite that didn't go over very well. oops

 

[buffer1]

i smell bullshit

I smell a nugga in the wood pile

 

[instant.muscle]

bruce when u say black u mean african american or dark skinned?

 

[paridhm]

i hope i don't offend anyone, but today some guy is walking by starbucks when i go in and he tells me jesus is coming back and i won't get into heaven if i don't find him. i'm a classics major and i know a bit about history and biblical writings. i asked him if he knew that jesus was actually a black israelite that didn't go over very well. oops

I'm intrested in knowing where the "Jesus is black" story came from. I've heard it before.

 

[Bruce]

well if you read the bible jesus is described as having brown skin and hair like wool, i never met a white guy with hair like wool. if you read roman historian accounts which are quite boring, he was a black israelite. please don't think disrespecting jesus but it is what you will find if you read history. zab judah is a boxer and is a black israelite, he is def african american. the religion he belongs to claim to be the real descendants of jesus, i'm just using him cause he is famous. i do believe jesus was a black man. i was taught it the best classics teachers in the world probably.

 

[instant.muscle]

Jesus was black, he was from bethlehem, not exactly a highly populated white, blue eye, blonde hair area, lets c if i had 2 compare Jesus 2 a celebrity he might look like.... shit cant think of one

 

[Bruce]

yes bethlehem and nazereth both were mostly middle eastern and black peoples. you have to remember that egyptians were very close to the nubians which were a kingdom of black peoples. very prosperous. they were enslaved by egyptians eventually but those areas were very highly populated by dark skinned peoples, black and middle eastern. lets remember the first people on the planet were black

 

[instant.muscle]

i wouldnt say Jesus was a complete black man cuz i doubt he had an afro cuz ive read the hair of wool article but also he was supposed 2 have Long hair

 

[Bruce]

yes he is described of having long hair. figuring out how black he was is like saying a trex was blue or green, no way to know

 

[DBBT]

jesus the notorious just please us wich your lyrical thesis.