jesus i suck

[Lao Tzu]

Name something fun please. I need something to do with my life. Why am i so fucking bored. please, this is serious. I can't sit around 60 hours a week. I can't get a job because of my college schedule always shifting. I have no friends (basically. But the main reason is people aren't interesting, not because i am 'uncool' or anything), no girlfriends (like i ever did), no hobbies otehr than games.

 

[beastboy]

Start working out!

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

something fun to do all by yourself?

you could take up hiking, bike riding, surfing, take martial arts,ect.

You say people arn't interesting.......I find that interesting, because every person I have ever known I have learned something from

 

[Lao Tzu]

Start working out!

yeah right. I was thinking of something like 'learn a 2nd language' or 'develop a personality' or something.

 

[Y_lifter]

Well, I'm sure there are whacko's on this site that could help you with the Multiple Personality development..

 

[Jimsbbc]

I am in college w/ no job as of right now. I am working out 1 1/2- 2 hours a day and doing and hour of cardio on top of that. Atleast do something positive with your time (besides study)

 

[gymtime]

yeah right. I was thinking of something like 'learn a 2nd language' or 'develop a personality' or something.

Nonsense. I suggest you completely immerse yourself in internet chat room relationships. You'll be happier.

 

[Norman Bates]

- get yourself some fun sport hobby where you meet a lots of people like rollerblading or surfing
-smile/act happy when you see people
-be interested in other persons and what they do; talk shortly about what they have been doing, something like that
- don´t change your behaviour to quickly, that makes people distrust you
-if you notice people approaching you approach them too

Hope it works, it did for me
PS: Dale Carnegie, How to make friends ... the classic

Reminds me, i´m going to a party tonight , maybe you should , too

 

[Lao Tzu]

Nonsense. I suggest you completely immerse yourself in internet chat room relationships. You'll be happier.

maybe i can pretend flirt with a woman that won't tell me her first name or what state she lives in. Viva EF romance.

I suppose hanging out here isn't the 'best' way to waste my life, but i can't think of anything productive to do. I want to do something that will have long term benefits. Learn something useful, that type of thing.

I suppose i should go to a party. I shall ask some college friends about that.

 

[gymtime]

maybe i can pretend flirt with a woman that won't tell me her first name or what state she lives in. Viva EF romance.

I suppose hanging out here isn't the 'best' way to waste my life, but i can't think of anything productive to do. I want to do something that will have long term benefits. Learn something useful, that type of thing.

I suppose i should go to a party. I shall ask some college friends about that.

A "party" eh? I will look into this as well. Let me know what you find out about them.

In the meantime, keep filling your mind with useless nonsense via the internet. Keep your daily use at no less than ten hours, two of which must be porn, depending on your stamina.

 

[The Darkness]

Do something you wouldnt otherwise consider doing, like going out with your friends or to a party, mingle with people, see what makes them motivated, if anything it may motivate you.

Flip the the coin, you might like it...

 

[georgie24]

A "party" eh? I will look into this as well. Let me know what you find out about them.

In the meantime, keep filling your mind with useless nonsense via the internet. Keep your daily use at no less than ten hours, two of which must be porn, depending on your stamina.

lmao!!

 

[Lord_Suston]

be a pimp...

You always meet interesting people in this profession.....

 

[fistfullofsteel]

CONCENTRATE OF THE POSITIVE AND LESS ON THE NEGATIVE. If you think positive then you will most likely get positive results. If you think negative then most likely get negative results. Putting yourself down isn't good for ya.

 

[paradox]

ah lad masterbation can provide you with hours & hours of self endulgement.

hehe jk. Take up lifting

 

[Crazier]

I have no friends (basically. But the main reason is people aren't interesting, not because i am 'uncool' or anything), no girlfriends (like i ever did), no hobbies otehr than games.

Right.

It's not that you're uncool that you don't have plentiful girlfriends or friends in general. It's everyone else's... the boring people with no lives, the uninteresting people you CHOOSE not to befriend while you sit there 60 hours a week talking with your Elite chat buddies... all by your lonesome.

Nordstrom-

LoOk At AlL aNgLeS oF tHe SiTuAtIoN.
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[Puc]

folks... he is a a hoosier.

there really are no interesting people around here.

if you don't have jeff gordon tatooed on your ass, you suck

nordstrom, sell your teeth for hair extensions and make yourself a fo-mullet. you will fit in.

if i were you i would live online... fuck, there is a reason i got into computers.

 

[salviadro]

My best friend is a computer.

 

[HumorMe]

My best friend is a computer.

At least it's name isn't nordstrom!



Sorry....just fucking with you!

 

[polarpixie]

hey! Finallly some advice I can use too!!!!

You can also always think about developing another identity of EF. That might take up your free time and away from boredom. Make it a good one, aight?

 

[the nature boy]

what's wrong with learning a second language?

Or a part time job that has flexible hours, like at a bar or restaurant?

Or volunteer?

 

[Lord_Suston]

Nature boy

That would be something productive... we don't want that just blame the man and stalk people you think are interesting.... Or just become a MOD....

 

[Norman Bates]

Whatever you do , don´t drink absinthe, that shit sux.
The party was boring, btw.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Re: Re: jesus i suck

Right.

It's not that you're uncool that you don't have plentiful girlfriends or friends in general. It's everyone else's... the boring people with no lives, the uninteresting people you CHOOSE not to befriend while you sit there 60 hours a week talking with your Elite chat buddies... all by your lonesome.

Nordstrom-

LoOk At AlL aNgLeS oF tHe SiTuAtIoN.
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To be fair, i do have friends. But, somewhat like frackal has said, i find most people to be hard to relate to. I watch my brother & his wife chat about people they meet, and their friends and their lives as civil employees and i find it disinteresting. I could talk to them, but why.

Hows your babies mama? Did that felony arrest for damaging property get dropped?


ah, i don't know. You are probably right somewhat. I see what you are saying, and it is semi-good advice. I shall take it.

 

[Crazier]

Re: Re: Re: jesus i suck

To be fair, i do have friends. But, somewhat like frackal has said, i find most people to be hard to relate to. I watch my brother & his wife chat about people they meet, and their friends and their lives as civil employees and i find it disinteresting. I could talk to them, but why.

Hows your babies mama? Did that felony arrest for damaging property get dropped?


ah, i don't know. You are probably right somewhat. I see what you are saying, and it is semi-good advice. I shall take it.

Don't get me wrong... you're a good bro. All I am saying is don't immediately assume they are boring and uninteresting, because they are most likely not the ones that are on chat boards 60 hours a week.

If you look at it, the people you consider to be 'nerds' or 'uninteresting' probably think the same thing about you? Is it true? As you claim, it's not. But, just like the people you assume to be 'uninteresting', those people may very well think the same thing about you.

If you give them a chance and they are actually dipshits or boring... I can't blame you. Just don't be too quick to judge.

My babie's mama is looking beautiful as ever. She just bought a house and her and Swayzie are going to move into it in about 3 weeks. She's really excited, as my daughter is as well, and since she's not having a boyfriend move in with her again, I'm happy and excited for her as well.

As for the charges, you must not have seen my post, but you remember, they were possession of mary jane, possession of drug paraphenilia, and criminal damage. For the first two charges I have to go to a drug diversion program... 1 day for 8 hours... May 19th, a Sunday to be exact. Add a $120 fine to that, the charges off my record... and that's that. Pretty kickass bro. I have to go back to court on May 31 for the criminal damage for that fucking flower pot. It cost $188 so I'll have to pay for that, and probably have to attend another 8 hour 'anger management' kind of program to have that charge removed from my record.

Well... it's 5 am... threw a Red Robin work party tonight at my house... shit got crazy... had a good time, and work tomorrow should be even more interesting. The new job isn't that bad... plenty of hot chics to flirt with, and that's definately something different for me.

Well... good night!
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[Crazier]

Funniest shit all night... the 'I'm from Vegas chic' you know what I'm talking about here... the lewd, overweight, quite offensive nasty bitch that usually stems for the 'I'm from Vegas' girl... well this fucking dumb bitch decides to start sucking my roommate's toes while she was trying to dry hump him on the floor to some music. The fucking guy had been awake, wearing his shoes since his class started at 7 in the morning. 1:00 in the morning, the following day, after 9 hours of work, 18 hours after he strapped his shoes on for the day... the bitch sucks on his toes.

I'm not the only one that pissed myself from laughter. I can assure you of that.

To be honest, I would expect nothing less from a 'I'm from Vegas chic.' What a fucking turn off.

Well... just had to share that sick shit with you. We took pictures too. They'll be classic items around the restaurant within a week I shit you all not.

Goodnight!
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