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Jelly Belly Beans
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Pear is my favorite. Them shits taste like real pears.
I like the banana top (or whatever) and the cantelope. those onse are yummy too.
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So I take it that you (like me) fish out all the ones you like to eat best and eat those first. Then there are those that are *ok* but if there was a 50 pound bag on sale you wouldn't buy them. And then there are the ones that you are only eating because there is nothing left but those. And finally there is the strata of jelly beans that are soooooooooooo nasty that you are only eating them because you NEED a sugar fix and after like, the 5th one they suddenly don't taste so bad.
Does this sound like you?
Me too... why I rarely buy the damned things as they are products of the devil.
Does this sound like you?
Me too... why I rarely buy the damned things as they are products of the devil.
Lol my mother eats them all the time. She always puts the ones that she hates in a sandwich baggie and gives them to me..Therefor now I realize that the ones that I do not like I give to my kids! LMAO
This is the first bag I have bought on my own in forever. Went to store to get Matty some chewable tylenol (he has a fever) and decided I needed sugar. So I ended up getting 2 bags of them.
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OMG it is a genetic predisposition.
Angel - YOU are going straight to hell for most-likely passing on this illness to your kids.
BTW - I am on my 3rd espresso mint martini and I couldn't feel better.
Oh yea - most important part - I hope that your youngest will be up and running around driving his toy cars THE HELL ALL OVER THE PLACE SOON!
OMG it is a genetic predisposition.
Angel - YOU are going straight to hell for most-likely passing on this illness to your kids.
BTW - I am on my 3rd espresso mint martini and I couldn't feel better.
Oh yea - most important part - I hope that your youngest will be up and running around driving his toy cars THE HELL ALL OVER THE PLACE SOON!
Lol..It is funny how women claim that they want to be nothing like their mums, yet they carry on certain things..My kids really don't mind about the beans, they devour them regardless of my taste..Hell as long as they are sugar they are all for it..
Funny story, my dad (and I) are both pre diabetics. He is weary of his food/drink/sugar intake. Me well I can give a shit less right now. Any ways he had sugar free koolaid for the kids, we gave Matty a cup of it and he handed it right back to my father and said "I don't like it, it is too sour". It was cute. Needless to say my father got reg sugar koolaid for them in the fridge..Funny how the young can tell the difference and express it.
Thanks Bmom. He is laying on the couch, hopefully thinking of sleeping in the near future. I gave him some tylenol and have as many fans as I own in his broom. But he wants momma so here he is half on the couch and half off just laying there. It is 90 here and the humidity is thick, must suck having a high fever! I have been pushing fluids and had him eat a little waffle earlier for dinner. Hopefully he will wake in the AM and be his typical loud active boy. I kinda miss it when he is lethargic and shit.
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I am still trying to recover from the morning where he woke us with him banging the candleabra on our dining room table... on the dining room table. The two of you were faaaaaaaaaaaaaaast asleep!!!!
I nearly had a heart attack right there. HEhehehehehee
I dunno what was worse, that morning or the middle of the night when your daughter was outside our bedroom door crying for you guys - me and my husband buck ass nekkid in bed so neither one of us could come to the door, your daughter HOWLING! I WANT MY MOMMY!!! LOL Me, in the dark shuffling for something to put on so the child wouldn't be scarred for life while I led her to the room where mommy and daddy were sleeping.
Good times had by all. LMFAO
I nearly had a heart attack right there. HEhehehehehee
I dunno what was worse, that morning or the middle of the night when your daughter was outside our bedroom door crying for you guys - me and my husband buck ass nekkid in bed so neither one of us could come to the door, your daughter HOWLING! I WANT MY MOMMY!!! LOL Me, in the dark shuffling for something to put on so the child wouldn't be scarred for life while I led her to the room where mommy and daddy were sleeping.
Good times had by all. LMFAO
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Yes they are quite the riot.
My Leah is as bold and blunt as they come. She speaks clear and does not hold back..It is hard. I leave my Broom door open at night when we go to sleep. This hot heat is rough, we have to stay fully clothed and what not as both the "babies" make their way to our beds STILL..
Well sneaky Jean (Leah) made her way one night either to our room or downstairs earlier than expected..She waited a few days to tell me about what she saw..I was sooooooo fucking embarrassed. That girl does not hold back on nothing that she tells me. In a way it is good, but damn some times I want to bury my head in the dirt....With that being said it would have been funny if you had opened the door naked. Her story with facial expressions of the event would have made a great laugh! Heehee
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Your daughter reminds me soooooooooooo much of my own girls so sorry, there is NOTHING you could tell me that would shock me.
You gotta just "suck it up" and pretend like you aren't damned near mortified at what just escaped that child's lips. Trust me when I tell you, you are best served with this approach.
I wil never forget her curly hair and her "yea I can be the devil because I am just THAT kyoot. Go ahead and DARE to discipline me* smile.
I will NEVER forget that.... NEVER.
When dealing with her, remember the younger YOU and you will be *just fine*. I promise.
You gotta just "suck it up" and pretend like you aren't damned near mortified at what just escaped that child's lips. Trust me when I tell you, you are best served with this approach.
I wil never forget her curly hair and her "yea I can be the devil because I am just THAT kyoot. Go ahead and DARE to discipline me* smile.
I will NEVER forget that.... NEVER.
When dealing with her, remember the younger YOU and you will be *just fine*. I promise.
Lol..hard to believe that she will be 6 on the 1st of the month..And the older she gets the more the challenge gets rougher. Though I do giggle to myself at some of the stuff she says and does. Wrong of me to laugh, yes. But children are only children just once. For the most part she does listen to us, though she is a girl..Much harder than boys.
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Haven't had a freakin' jelly belly in years. Last time I can recall was at 17.
whats creepy is that anyone whos eaten the harry potter jelly beans knows the tastes are pretty much spot on..
ear wax??? I mean...really?
meh
ear wax??? I mean...really?
meh
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