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jedi master vs his padawan

hamstershaver

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to the dark side you have gone young padawan, influened by its power you have been, master hammy knew he felt a tremor in the force when your saber went blue, consumed with rage when your stars glowed, sith you are now, strong in the force you are, but not as strong as master hammy, so begins the ef clone wars, time to meet your destiny padawan, i will leave the scraps for soklu the hut to feed on when i am finished
 
LMAO!! So it is written, so it is done

Let the EF clone wars begin
 
How can we return from the dark side Master Hammy? Im having second thoughts now. You may well be too strong
 
:lmao: @ Hammy

We are with you Master
 
hamstershaver said:
sacraficing johnnny is the only way
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I have no problems with that, our beloved emperor couldnt figure out how to bomb anyways. Darth Sponge is taking a shower right now, when he returns. You shall have your answer. The rebel force of Hammy is too strong perhaps, only your jedi powers are strong enough to trouble the empire. We must council on these matters.
 
what about pm dawn
 
the-short-one said:
dude, i love you. :heart:
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She's not gonna be happy with that either:(
 
the-short-one said:
PLATONIC, people. get your minds out of the gutter before soklu (bless her) comes in here and has a hissy. :D
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since when does PLATONIC include inserting a hamster inside a tube up your butt??

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hamstershaver said:
to the dark side you have gone young padawan, influened by its power you have been, master hammy knew he felt a tremor in the force when your saber went blue, consumed with rage when your stars glowed, sith you are now, strong in the force you are, but not as strong as master hammy, so begins the ef clone wars, time to meet your destiny padawan, i will leave the scraps for soklu the hut to feed on when i am finished
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forgive me master hammy? for i am not the darkside, its powers were strong but my pawadan powers were stronger. with your help ofcourse. ;)
 
i can see right through your jedi mind tricks young padawan, soklu the hut has also tried jedi mind tricks on master hammy in an attempt to turn me to the dark side and have me lick the kitty, she failed miserably and met her destiny when i turned her over and gave her 1 minute with my light saber, then i had her make me a sammich after i had shot my baby jedis all over her back
 
hamstershaver said:
i can see right through your jedi mind tricks young padawan, soklu the hut has also tried jedi mind tricks on master hammy in an attempt to turn me to the dark side and have me lick the kitty, she failed miserably and met her destiny when i turned her over and gave her 1 minute with my light saber, then i had her make me a sammich after i had shot my baby jedis all over her back
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lmao!

so im forgiven right?!?
 
spongebob said:
by all means please explain, young pawadan takes all concerns seriously.
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You have sold your soul to the dark side of the force my young jedi. Struggle with all your will to reverse this disturbing change of events or the fury of the jedi council will be unleashed upon you.
 
bluepeter said:
You have sold your soul to the dark side of the force my young jedi. Struggle with all your will to reverse this disturbing change of events or the fury of the jedi council will be unleashed upon you.
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the darkside got played like a 20 year used up floot in a 6th st pawnshop. master hammy taught me well.
 
hamstershaver said:
i can see right through your jedi mind tricks young padawan, soklu the hut has also tried jedi mind tricks on master hammy in an attempt to turn me to the dark side and have me lick the kitty, she failed miserably and met her destiny when i turned her over and gave her 1 minute with my light saber, then i had her make me a sammich after i had shot my baby jedis all over her back
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:worried: soklu will not like.
 
spongebob said:
the darkside got played like a 20 year used up floot in a 6th st pawnshop. master hammy taught me well.
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:worried:
 
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ROTFLMFAO!! The Penguin God proclaims this the best thread he's read all week! Soklu the Hutt is still cracking me up... sorry Soklu but it is kinda funny :D
 
No, failure is NOT a part of Jedi training young padawan. Haven't you listened at all? As the almight Homer Simpson once told us, "Trying is the first step towards failure." And the wise Yoda has said "There IS no try." Hence, if the first step towards failure does not itself exist, the end result OF failure must also not exist in a true jedi's path. You have indeed fallen to the dark side young padawan, I fear even Master Hammy will be unable to save your blighted soul now!
 
Didnt Homer also say "Beer the cause and the solution to all life's problems"
 
"Beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." You rock brothabill :) However, I didn't see how that was pertinent to the jedi convo, but the other quote of master Homer's was quite relevant. Homer is a true Jedi Master!
 
Tux said:
You have indeed fallen to the dark side young padawan, I fear even Master Hammy will be unable to save your blighted soul now!
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I'll never turn to the dark side. You've failed, your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me
 
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The Penguin God NEVER fails my son. This is because I have learned from Master Homer. I do not try, so I cannot fail :) But perhaps master Hammy can redeem your tortured soul after all, as long as you acknowledge the wisdom of Master Homer as well as Master Hammy.
 
Tux said:
The Penguin God NEVER fails my son. This is because I have learned from Master Homer. I do not try, so I cannot fail :) But perhaps master Hammy can redeem your tortured soul after all, as long as you acknowledge the wisdom of Master Homer as well as Master Hammy.
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i acknowledge master hammy, for i am young padawan under his all too watchful eye. the force has grown 14 since my jedi training, it is strong in i he has said.





p.s. homer sounds knowledgable too.
 
I'm a penguin... I don't even HAVE arms. How the hell could I be Sorearms? Thanks for the compliment though, SA has loads of karma and crap, it'd be sweet to have that kinda power for a little while :)

P.S. Spongebob, we shall travel the path of the padawan together, hand in flipper, under the tutelage of the Master's Hammy and Homer! Woe be to all who oppose us!!
 
Tux said:
P.S. Spongebob, we shall travel the path of the padawan together, hand in flipper, under the tutelage of the Master's Hammy and Homer! Woe be to all who oppose us!!
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well, im thinking my double edge light saber might slice your little flipper off by accident.
 
Bwahaha @ the sig, I just realized I was looking at "Master Hammy". He looks good, he's much smaller in person than his magnaminous personality suggests :)
 
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