i've died and went to coug heaven

[jh1]

bro you got financial steez and i give you credit for being a good dad
but
you really can't give me relationship info, considering what happened with the ex and all
i called that yrs before btw

Tru Dat...

 

[Nathan]

Can I give you relationship advice? I feel like I'm making some real progress with this shit these days. I'm with jh1. It's not worth wasting time when it's fun and exciting to be finding something else, and more to the point, is what you really want. I wasted time on certain girls and wish I hadn't in retrospect. I guess I figured why worry when I have lots of time and am pretty much content now. Mostly I was just like YES THIS GIRL IS HOT and didn't really care about much else. But man, once you hit a happier state, it's like why the fuck didn't I gun for this earlier? You have to know this so I'm probably preaching to the choir.

Plus, when you're with a really good one, passing on the other tempting shit is doable. If I were you I'd be in all sorts of trouble and just not being a nice guy. So I really don't know how you are doing it - I need to really care about someone.

 

[KillahBee]

God I love cheating

 

[Nathan]

God I love cheating

Man, don't even start with me. Man. Just....man. The last week has been brutal. Integrity in tact, but my god why? WHY?

You jerks do your thing. Fuckers had better end up miserable and alone or I am going to be seriously pissed for not being like that.

 

[KillahBee]

Man, don't even start with me. Man. Just....man. The last week has been brutal. Integrity in tact, but my god why? WHY?

You jerks do your thing. Fuckers had better end up miserable and alone or I am going to be seriously pissed for not being like that.

Dude, I think I'D be pissed if karma didn't bite me in my ass at some point.

 

[Nathan]

Dude, I think I'D be pissed if karma didn't bite me in my ass at some point.

Good. Thank god. I need the ladyfriend around me more. I'm having a rough week man.

 

[KillahBee]

Good. Thank god. I need the ladyfriend around me more. I'm having a rough week man.

We all do. But if you choose to be faithful, then those are the moments that separate the men from the boys. You should feel like a strong person (unlike me) when you come out the other side clean.

 

[swole]

will you be hunting said cougs with or without visor? how about oakleys? awe shucks stance of triple threat with extended left arm of assassination?

 

[Tytan]

Do your thing yo.

 

[Nathan]

We all do. But if you choose to be faithful, then those are the moments that separate the men from the boys. You should feel like a strong person (unlike me) when you come out the other side clean.

I did but the other girl keeps fucking message me and asking me to come to this stupid ufc thing she's working this weekend. BJ Penn is going to be there. ARRGGGGHHHH.

It's cool, I can do this. Deep breaths. I've got a good thing going...I've got a good thing going...I've got a good thing going....