ITT, we post hilarious quotes from The Office

[Smurfy]

Michael Scott: What happens to a company if you take the boss away. I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken, when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be, a chicken head

 

[Raptorex]

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[juiceddreadlocks]

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[Smurfy]

Michael Scott: No, no, no. I don't wanna hear moaning. This is a good day. You guys accomplished something big. You lost a ton of weight, literally. A lot of weight. And I don't care what any stupid scale says, you guys are all gigantic losers.

 

[Smurfy]

Michael Scott: Anyway, I was giving it some thought, and there's no reason that two, attractive, good-looking, intelligent, attractive people, can't, you know, just sit down and work this whole Meredith thing out.
Holly: Sounds good.
Michael Scott: Good. [pause] Would you care to bang it out over lunch?

 

[MichaelScott]

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[Raptorex]

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[MichaelScott]

Michael Scott: [On the sexual harassment policy] Times have changed a little and as much as we are a family here at Dunder Mifflin, there comes a time when the Daddy cannot take a bath with the kids anymore. I am upper management and it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam. As much as I might want to.
Pam Beesley: [Cut to shot of Pam] He said WHAT?

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I Pam

 

[beefcake28]

Michael Scott: You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.