ITT i try to justify not lifting tonight

[nimbus]

1. I'm gonna get fuckin' keyed tonight, and i heard you pretty much waste your workout if you drink right after
2. It's a dated event and i probably won't have access to proper nutrition over the course of the night and i'm not gonna ditch my date just to eat
3. It was 'sposed to be leg day and nobody cares about legs anyway
4. I could just do some cardio instead, which will get me in better shape for the indoor soccer league i just recently joined

really though i'm just too mentally lazy to lift, and also didnt leave myself enough time to get ready

but
do i have a solid case here?

 

[Jon79]

#5. just wait for the indoor soccer you will get plenty of cardio there.

 

[PICK3]

1. I'm gonna get fuckin' keyed tonight, and i heard you pretty much waste your workout if you drink right after
2. It's a dated event and i probably won't have access to proper nutrition over the course of the night and i'm not gonna ditch my date just to eat
3. It was 'sposed to be leg day and nobody cares about legs anyway
4. I could just do some cardio instead, which will get me in better shape for the indoor soccer league i just recently joined

really though i'm just too mentally lazy to lift, and also didnt leave myself enough time to get ready

but
do i have a solid case here?

My justification:

5) I'll get cardio on top of some hawtie later

 

[pdaddyII]

We need fatties to thin out the sow population for the alpha males.

 

[chris302001]

We need fatties to thin out the sow population for the alpha males.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

I will always do a cardio session before going out - that way I don't feel half as guilty knowing I am drinkin all that crap and didn't even exercise that day.

 

[calveless wonder]

guido dance moves to work it off