It's time to say something screwed up.

[rsnoble-im-back]

Yeah pretty much fried here.

I was just discussing "things that feel really good" with someone. Of course the usual things come up: blow jobs, shooting a load, back rubs, etc.

Then I added having a bad case of jock itch, sweating really bad in that area, and then showering with scalding hot water.

That was one of the best feelings ever. Until I went mushroom hunting earlier in the season. I took a piss in the woods and somehow transfered poison ivy to my scrotum.

Although very annoying, there were times in the shower when I thought to myself "this is better than cumming and as soon as this case clears up im going to go out to the woods again."

There, I said it. I need to go get another cold one now.

PS........im not really wanting to here from anyone that votes " a big stiff one up their ass" unless it's a female.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

BTW--have you ever notice when you hit your ballsack with really hot water your nuts with jump up into your body? Pretty cool. And cheaper than getting fixed.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Something that "didn't" feel good was coming from the woods and finding a tick on my cockhead. I pulled it off and it took a chunk of skin 3/4 the size of a dime with it. I said a few choice words.

 

[calveless wonder]

Yo. Were you the guy who gave a hooker 8 dollars and a poptart once? I remember the story and thought it was someone else yesterday. But I realized I think it was you lolol

 

[Beachboy6294]

Bro I bet you I'm more messed up than anybody on here!! Wow what a fuckn night!

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Yo. Were you the guy who gave a hooker 8 dollars and a poptart once? I remember the story and thought it was someone else yesterday. But I realized I think it was you lolol

Oh yeah, I forgot about that lol. And yes, I was pretty twisted last night and am surprised im up this early and feeling fine.

 

[nimbus]

it's the simple things that make life worth living!

 

[nimbus]

Yo. Were you the guy who gave a hooker 8 dollars and a poptart once? I remember the story and thought it was someone else yesterday. But I realized I think it was you lolol

strawberry, blueberry, or s'mores?

yes, it matters.

not that apple cinnamon will not be acknowledged

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

this thread is fucking twisted.. haha..

lol @ tick on my cockhead, you poor bastard.

 

[Beachboy6294]

this thread is fucking twisted.. haha..

lol @ tick on my cockhead, you poor bastard.

I am twisted and sipping on a redbull/vodka at 8:35am

 

[Cutiebaby]

I still cannot understand how having poison ivy on the nuts is a good feeling?!?!

 

[Beachboy6294]

I still cannot understand how having poison ivy on the nuts is a good feeling?!?!

+1

 

[WhistleBritches]

this is funny