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It's My BIRTHDAY!!!
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Johnny Zampon
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fuck you. its not your birthday yet.
Coma Toast
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HEHEH! YEAH FUCK YOU MAN! JUST GO RUB ONE OUT OR SOMETHING AND WAIT LIKE THE REST OF US DID!!!
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Golfer18--old
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Man fuck i wish i could be 21 
MuSuLPhReAk
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Happy b-day bro...i think i'll send u a special girl for a jeans lick 
Karma for u today
Karma for u today
A girl to lick my jeans huh? Hrmmm yeah well while she's down there she might as well be productive and lick some of that puke off of there. Hehe. Man I got SOOO SHITTY!!! I don't even know why I'm here and not sleeping it off somewhere. (?)
Well to give you all an update of how it went:
5 beers within an hour (maybe a little more) as I got dressed - Even had one in the shower! There's a first!
Got to the bar... then the shit hit the fan
Double Gin & Tonic
Tequila Shot *dry heaves*
Jack & Coke <--- Fucking Nasty-ass Shit!
Uzzo (sp?) Shot
Jagermeister Shot
Martini *gags*
And that "Mystery Drink" Everybody needs one of those!!
And one other drink... I think. I dunno, shit got kinda foggy around this time, heh =p
Good thing I was about 4 steps from the front door, cuz in classic 21 Bday style I'm out there leaning on the wall heaving for the heavens! *SPLAT!!!* Ewww...
Then came home... got talked into a thing that rhymes with "gong" and using a little thing called "gravity" - 20 minutes later... Taking a ride on the PORCEALAN PONY!!! Weehaaa!!! Ahhh what a night!
Phumunda
Well to give you all an update of how it went:
5 beers within an hour (maybe a little more) as I got dressed - Even had one in the shower! There's a first!
Got to the bar... then the shit hit the fan
Double Gin & Tonic
Tequila Shot *dry heaves*
Jack & Coke <--- Fucking Nasty-ass Shit!
Uzzo (sp?) Shot
Jagermeister Shot
Martini *gags*
And that "Mystery Drink" Everybody needs one of those!!
And one other drink... I think. I dunno, shit got kinda foggy around this time, heh =p
Good thing I was about 4 steps from the front door, cuz in classic 21 Bday style I'm out there leaning on the wall heaving for the heavens! *SPLAT!!!* Ewww...
Then came home... got talked into a thing that rhymes with "gong" and using a little thing called "gravity" - 20 minutes later... Taking a ride on the PORCEALAN PONY!!! Weehaaa!!! Ahhh what a night!
Phumunda
MustAdministerSeroidS
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Have a good one Bro 
Hope its better than mine was. Crashed my car whiplash and a injured back 6 months off training.
That was a few years ago now its still a bit of a pisser make sure you do something or someone mind blowing so you remember it for a good night.
MASS
Hope its better than mine was. Crashed my car whiplash and a injured back 6 months off training.
That was a few years ago now its still a bit of a pisser make sure you do something or someone mind blowing so you remember it for a good night.
MASS
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