its late and i know i'll get flamed for this

[Warik]

Man Kak just dedicate yourself to the gym or working or something. The iron and the money never let you down. It's not in their blood. Women are bitches and once we invent AI callgirls and grow babies in testtubes with a 99.9% success rate, we won't need them anymore.

I know I'll get flamed for this. =)

-Warik

 

[Kakdiesel]

well warik I feel you on that...i think this is gonna def. drive me in the gym...last time this happened, with the girl I talked about above who said I wasn't "white enough" for her, I got so fuckin psycho in the gym that summer that I seriously should have competed in a show..i was around 4% bodyfat..I just busted my ass and to keep my mind off shit I for the first time went on a real cutting cycle, real diet, and just came out the rippest biggest I had ever been my whole life..all natural of course..

this time, I just might be push over to the dark side and go with some winny and fina...hahhaa...

but in all seriousness, she had some hurtful words for me last night..yes im a retard, I called,just to apologize and wish her a happy birthday (its her 21st this tuesday) and since I am probably officially uninvited to this huge bash she's havin, I gotta go do something with the diamond ring I bought her..no not engagement ring, just a beautiful ring I had been busting my ass all summer to save money up for for her 21st...

Thats one of the reasons she left me, I just didnt havea lot of time for her and she had two jobs (14 hour days) herself..we didnt see each other much, cuz I worked a lot (for her in essence) and she worked alot..

Kinda ironic huh...

 

[Warik]

i think this is gonna def. drive me in the gym

Good.

this time, I just might be push over to the dark side and go with some winny and fina...hahhaa...

=(

but in all seriousness, she had some hurtful words for me last night..yes im a retard, I called,just to apologize and wish her a happy birthday (its her 21st this tuesday)

You had no business picking up that phone to apologize. Did anyone apologize to Hitler after kicking his ass? No, cause he was the bad guy.

I gotta go do something with the diamond ring I bought her..just a beautiful ring I had been busting my ass all summer to save money up for for her 21st...

When was the last time you busted your ass all summer to save enough money to buy YOURSELF something nice? When was the last time she busted her ass all summer to save money to buy YOU something nice? Sell the ring and buy yourself something or put it in a safety deposit box and save it for a gift for your WIFE i.e. something who would be less likely to be a bitch and leave you, although I'm not sure how less likely given today's couples' absolutely DEPLORABLE behavior when it comes to marriage.

Thats one of the reasons she left me, I just didnt havea lot of time for her and she had two jobs (14 hour days) herself..we didnt see each other much, cuz I worked a lot (for her in essence) and she worked alot..

And what makes her wise-beyond-her-years self think that she'll find someone else who had a lot of time for her? lol... my dad works like 10 hours a day and you don't see my mom going: "wahhhh I don't see you enough." Your girl = ungrateful bitch and you should be happy she left you. The ONLY thing that should upset you is the fact that you have an expensive (I suppose) diamond ring in your possession and must find something to do with it. Good luck with that. =)

-Warik

 

[Kakdiesel]

i hear ya bro..and thanks...i guess I have to admit I'm still growin and shit..but i apologized last night cuz I got drunk and cussed her ass out the other night and said some shit..i mean i really showed my ass the other night...

but your right, but like everyone says, its easier said than done...

Just let me get on some Fina and fuck up that guy that I think she's fuckin..not cuz i'm jealous, but just so she can fuck his fucked up grill for a few weeks..

she'l probably enjoy the oral sex more from him since I'm gonna knock out all his fuckin teeth..

lol...

 

[Warik]

Just let me get on some Fina and fuck up that guy that I think she's fuckin..

Why don't you thank him for taking her unfaithful ass off your hands and treat him to dinner? Then you two can become the best of friends, go clubbing together, pick up some girls, and then mail some pics to your ex (you'd better start calling her your ex) of him having a good time with one of them. Non-violent solutions for which you can get in absolutely 0% trouble are always the most entertaining. The feeling of invulnerability is amazing. Practice your maniacal laugh - you'll be needing it after you accomplish your mission.

-Warik

 

[Kakdiesel]

warik man where you been this whole time on the board?? LOL you crack me up bro..

but yeah i just got off the phone with her and its officially over..she said we're on two opposites sides of the road and I cant cross it..well actually I said that..i'm pretty good at metaphoric shit..like this one..

when she told me when we were having problems, how she didnt felt like i really loved her i told her, "yeah the branches on the tree may have fallen down, but the roots were still in teh ground..no matter how bad it got i knew the roots would still be there and the tree was still alive and that i still loved you"

not bad huh? i should write a novel hehhee