It's in the air.....

[WODIN]

An email is sent to all the offices...."Breakfast will be served during...." Suddenly fat betty leaps from her chair and begins lumbering down the hall.

She grabs her best buddy fat Tina and they, like two packaderms in an excited frenzy stir up the rest of the beast in their cubes and offices.

I fear for my life now......


I have to beat fat Betty to the dried up eggs or else she will hoover them down like SSME gulping a John the wad load.

Wish me luck...I'm off to a meeting about nutrition.

 

[The Shadow]

An email is sent to all the offices...."Breakfast will be served during...." Suddenly fat betty leaps from her chair and begins lumbering down the hall.

She grabs her best buddy fat Tina and they, like two packaderms in an excited frenzy stir up the rest of the beast in their cubes and offices.

I fear for my life now......


I have to beat fat Betty to the dried up eggs or else she will hoover them down like SSME gulping a John the wad load.

Wish me luck...I'm off to a meeting about nutrition.

LMAO!!

Fat Betty and Fat Tina...Bwauuuggghhh!!

 

[pauly]

mmmmmm food. While you're there ask them why the excess protein is bruising my butthole.

 

[freak daddy]

I'm worried about you Wodin!

 

[havoc]

Mommakin and Vix work with you?

 

[MommaKin]

I'll be working on you next, Havoc.....be prepared!

Mommakin and Vix work on you?

 

[havoc]

I'm willing, waiting and ready Lisa the Strong.

 

[Y_lifter]

If there is one sure fire way to get people to show up at a meeting, it would be to provide food....

 

[Zebo]

Wodin, are you absolutely sure we don't work at the same place?
This sounds way too familiar.......

Are these the same Fat Betty and Tina I see wolfing down two 1/4lb. Double Cheeseburgers sitting in a Honda Civic at the stoplight?

Just curious and good luck.......

 

[vixenbabe]

Get your shit straight Havoc....My name ain't Betty....

I do admit that I ate like a frickin slob last week....F*ck with me some more and you'll see the results of my carb withdrawl this week!

IT AIN'T PRETTY! I admit, I'm a lil bitch trying to get my schedule back on track..DAMN- MY SYSTEM IS IN SHOCK!

 

[WODIN]

I'm back...it was a sight to behold...

Rico the sauve young engineer swooped into the room ahead of me and dodged fat Tina's left hoof..err foot and got to the tray of dried out crusty eggs and fried up pork in the nick of time. He turned mightely brought about his red cape and Fat Betty's eyes inflamed and she snorted and ran at Rico the floor shook.

Many of the herd diverted their eyes, they had not the will or courage to witness what was assuredly the demise of Rico the sauve. Just as Fat Betty was about to make contact, and I will never forget this, Rico twirled his red cape inward and side stepped just a hair the hoof...errr foot of fat Betty.

The look of astonishment on her face as she crashed into the sweet & low, and half & half packs made me laugh as I have never before. This brought about the ire of Fat Tina who looked at me with disgust and bellowed something in her native tounge.

I had one choice...to stand and fight, just as Rico the sauve had done. To do less would make me the new pansy boy, which is what we call Rico the Sauve most of the time. So As she charged I took a fold up chair and threw it at her feet, she tripped forward crushing little Nancy Mishler the copy girl. Poor nancy, she will be out for seven to ten weeks now.

So much for saftey meetings.