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stilleto

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not me. you.
go. give me the good stuff

ok nevermind. nobody is saying anything. i'll go first.


I can only fall asleep if i imagine myself beaten up and bloody and unable to move, and near death. then i fall into a peaceful sleep.
 
i was with this girl the other week who wants me to with her to some swingers parties and pretend to be her BF

now normally id be like "fuck off who needs taht weird shit" but for some reason, and i dont know if its all teh big brother type voyeur shows on tv but...maaaaan im curious lol

knowing my luck im going to go, see 2 50 year olds banging away and have the anti-viagra effect exert itself on my underwear zones for the next 2 weeks :worried:
 
GoldenDelicious said:
i was with this girl the other week who wants me to with her to some swingers parties and pretend to be her BF

now normally id be like "fuck off who needs taht weird shit" but for some reason, and i dont know if its all teh big brother type voyeur shows on tv but...maaaaan im curious lol

knowing my luck im going to go, see 2 50 year olds banging away and have the anti-viagra effect exert itself on my underwear zones for the next 2 weeks :worried:
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you'll see a lot.
you'll also be groped (by women) and have people be insanely forward.
have fun.
I've been there.
 
i have to get a refresher manual to do my job better - it's been awhile, and these are very perishable skills.
 
stilleto said:
you'll see a lot.
you'll also be groped (by women) and have people be insanely forward.
have fun.
I've been there.
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i hope to see uch and much, and have interesting stories to tell afterwards :D

im not worried about being groped, sine my kung fu skillz are legendary at keeping hands off my arse, its fine :D

now you must PM me and tell me stories of what you got up to when you wre there, or ebtter yet...CONFESS, beetch lol
 
GoldenDelicious said:
i hope to see uch and much, and have interesting stories to tell afterwards :D

im not worried about being groped, sine my kung fu skillz are legendary at keeping hands off my arse, its fine :D

now you must PM me and tell me stories of what you got up to when you wre there, or ebtter yet...CONFESS, beetch lol
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depends on what kind of party.
some are tame. mostly mingling and some girl/girl dancing/groping.

others are more hardcore. pure sex/swapping in one room and mingling in another.
 
mountain muscle said:
Am I the only who got turn on by her mouthing the mic?
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no way dude. . .that's the part that gets me going. . .she's a cute girl but she's totally hot in that video. . .i'm completely ashamed :sulk:
 
mrplunkey said:
I'm hopelessly attracted to tall, skinny blonds with a redneck streak.
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my wife's from west-by god-virginia. . .on the south side of the mason-dixon. . .the south's gonna do it again. . .tonight, if i'm lucky :)
 
I have 100 confessions that could probably curl your hair, but I never reveal my secrets.
 
stilleto said:
not me. you.
go. give me the good stuff

ok nevermind. nobody is saying anything. i'll go first.


I can only fall asleep if i imagine myself beaten up and bloody and unable to move, and near death. then i fall into a peaceful sleep.
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some times I jerk off and it helps me fall asleep.
 
mrplunkey said:
I'm hopelessly attracted to tall, skinny blonds with a redneck streak.
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Heyyyyyyyy! My little sister is a tall, skinny blonde with a redneck streak. :worried:
 
I had an interesting dream last night.

Started out with me as a medical student, going through some class and then we went to dissect something, everyone disappeared and I was wandering around in the basement with all the cadavers looking for my class.
I finally found my way out and ended up on the side of a mountain with people shooting at me and shelling me while I looked for my class.
Now it gets fun, I found my class, on the side of the mountain under some trees, eating lunch. There was a big, buffet table with a friend who was a chef, that hated fish and serving it btw, with a giant table of sushi and sashimi. I ate and ate and ate, I was the last one eating and all that was left was a huge chunk of tuna. I remember tearing handfuls off and chewing them, but everytime I did I would break teeth off and spit them out into my hand. The teeth didn't stop me, I kept eating and spitting out teeth. I had a handful of teeth and they looked like petrified wood in my hand.
My friend, the chef I used to know, said lunch was over and people started shooting again and bombs falling around us while he cleared the table, I kept grabbing handfuls of tuna and my teeth kept breaking out, then I woke up.

I have cool dreams eh?
 
GoldenDelicious said:
i was with this girl the other week who wants me to with her to some swingers parties and pretend to be her BF

now normally id be like "fuck off who needs taht weird shit" but for some reason, and i dont know if its all teh big brother type voyeur shows on tv but...maaaaan im curious lol

knowing my luck im going to go, see 2 50 year olds banging away and have the anti-viagra effect exert itself on my underwear zones for the next 2 weeks :worried:
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I have been to one of those....

a straight one too.....

I was the straight girls date there....

and had man sex there too.....

with better looking men than she did....

That ain't no joke. Let me find the link.
 
I'm doing laundry tonight.

I got some new detergent, Tide liquid "With Febreze". This shit is filling my apartment with the most nauseating smell. I hate scented products. What was I thinking when I bought this shit?
 
Mr. dB said:
I'm doing laundry tonight.

I got some new detergent, Tide liquid "With Febreze". This shit is filling my apartment with the most nauseating smell. I hate scented products. What was I thinking when I bought this shit?
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any detergent that has perfumey shit in it, gives me a rash that turns my ass bright red. . .like a friggin baboon. . .
 
PICK3 said:
Heyyyyyyyy! My little sister is a tall, skinny blonde with a redneck streak. :worried:
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PM me a few pics, preferably nudes, along with her stats and phone #.

I'm thinking Jamie Presley in the movie "Ringmaster". That's as good as it gets.
 
mrplunkey said:
PM me a few pics, preferably nudes, along with her stats and phone #.

I'm thinking Jamie Presley in the movie "Ringmaster". That's as good as it gets.
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I'm thinking Ann Coulter. Be afraid.
 
Mr. dB said:
I'm thinking Ann Coulter. Be afraid.
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If she were younger and felt torn when Springer and NASCAR were both on TV at the same time I'd be hopelessly in love.

Sad thing is, I don't watch either of those shows.
 
I have brief periods of intense fear about the future.
 
I've always been naturally smart, but my reading comprehension is for shit. I often cannot finish a book because it takes me months and months of reading the same pages over and over to absorb what I'm reading. I think my mind drifts while I'm reading the words to myself thereby not allowing it to sink in. It is somewhat embarrassing, but I didn't read one entire book at all until I was an adult. And this includes all through high school, college and graduate school. And I still got pretty decent grades despite being an underachiever and lazy ass.

Somewhere along the way, even though I was never a big reader, I was able to develop great spelling, grammar and vocabulary skills. I blame the spankings I got for wetting the bed.
 
Smurfy said:
I've always been naturally smart, but my reading comprehension is for shit. I often cannot finish a book because it takes me months and months of reading the same pages over and over to absorb what I'm reading. I think my mind drifts while I'm reading the words to myself thereby not allowing it to sink in. It is somewhat embarrassing, but I didn't read one entire book at all until I was an adult. And this includes all through high school, college and graduate school. And I still got pretty decent grades despite being an underachiever and lazy ass.

Somewhere along the way, even though I was never a big reader, I was able to develop great spelling, grammar and vocabulary skills. I blame the spankings I got for wetting the bed.
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Damn smurf,
I hate that about the reading but it feels good knowing someone else has the same affliction as me. It's very frustrating b/c I do enjoy reading but it takes forever it seems. If I'm really interested in something and I stay focused, I do OK. I think I was in my 20's when I first read an entire book. Have you ever looked into anything that could help w/ this?
Sorry to get off track there Stilleto. At the moment I must confess that I'm not giving my all at work lately. It's a family business where everyone thinks I have a gravy train job w/ money flowing in like crazy. Let me tell you after 23 yrs. here, working for your family is not always the best of things. It's a rut I know I need to get out of b/c in the end I'm only screwing myself. I'm just in the "I don't give a shit" mode right now.
 
Smurfy said:
I've always been naturally smart, but my reading comprehension is for shit. I often cannot finish a book because it takes me months and months of reading the same pages over and over to absorb what I'm reading. I think my mind drifts while I'm reading the words to myself thereby not allowing it to sink in. It is somewhat embarrassing, but I didn't read one entire book at all until I was an adult. And this includes all through high school, college and graduate school. And I still got pretty decent grades despite being an underachiever and lazy ass.

Somewhere along the way, even though I was never a big reader, I was able to develop great spelling, grammar and vocabulary skills. I blame the spankings I got for wetting the bed.
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I used to have a problem that I would always fall asleep while reading. In law school, you have to read 100's of pages per night. My optometrist figured out that I had weak muscles in my eyes that resulted in reading fatigue. From reading so much every night and a weaker prescription, my muscles developed more stamina, and the problem finally corrected itself.

My point is just that there are SO MANY reasons that a person can have difficulty in reading. There are specialists who can usually determine the causes and remediate the situation. =-)
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
DAMN it ain't easy dealing with two hotties, good damn thing I have tons of practice.

Now you guys kiss and make up again..
:santa:

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I see that you finally are back from hangin out underneath Heatherrae's bush. :goof:
 
Smurfy said:
I've always been naturally smart, but my reading comprehension is for shit. I often cannot finish a book because it takes me months and months of reading the same pages over and over to absorb what I'm reading. I think my mind drifts while I'm reading the words to myself thereby not allowing it to sink in. It is somewhat embarrassing, but I didn't read one entire book at all until I was an adult. And this includes all through high school, college and graduate school. And I still got pretty decent grades despite being an underachiever and lazy ass.

Somewhere along the way, even though I was never a big reader, I was able to develop great spelling, grammar and vocabulary skills. I blame the spankings I got for wetting the bed.
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lol @ the last part.
I am the same way, I'll be reading a sentence, and my mind is on something else, and i'll come back to the paragraph not remembers wher I trailed off. Makes for some shitty stories.

"After the tiny dog got trapped in the wind tun...why the fuck did she say that to me infront of her? ahh I hate when she...oh...and the dog would never go back"...this book sucks
 
I dislike most people - I try not to - but I just do. I meet people and find reasons not to like them. - Also, I am A HELL of a lot nicer and more patient with hot women. I know about it, I try not to be - but I guess I am just an ass.
 
reno240 said:
I dislike most people - I try not to - but I just do. I meet people and find reasons not to like them. - Also, I am A HELL of a lot nicer and more patient with hot women. I know about it, I try not to be - but I guess I am just an ass.
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No matter how hot she is someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit, other than that I just don't really care about anyone. Cause I am old, tired and really mean.
:santa:
 
Here is a confession. I have been pulled over TWICE in my lifetime doing over 120mph on the freeway. :worried:
 
I really hate cats.

Boy it feels good getting that off my chest.

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Grumpy Old Man said:
No matter how hot she is someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit, other than that I just don't really care about anyone. Cause I am old, tired and really mean.
:santa:
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Aw pucker up and gimme some sugah! :kiss:
 
heatherrae said:
Holy shit, you little miscreant. ;-) Sexy miscreant, though. I could live with that.
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Chicks dig us bad boys.

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heatherrae said:
Holy shit, you little miscreant. ;-) Sexy miscreant, though. I could live with that.
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You like those "bad boy" types Heather? Well, check this out. Once, I payed to see one movie - but snuck into another and watched two movies.

I know - I know - I am a bad ass. You want some of this now or what?
 
heatherrae said:
Holy shit, you little miscreant. ;-) Sexy miscreant, though. I could live with that.
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It was only a few multiple charge arrests. I was having too much fun. So much they had to put me away for a few hrs a few times.
 
heatherrae said:
Here is a confession. I have been pulled over TWICE in my lifetime doing over 120mph on the freeway. :worried:
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Damn HR, they didn't lock you up for that? I know peeps that have been before. What were you driving?
 
cranny said:
Damn HR, they didn't lock you up for that? I know peeps that have been before. What were you driving?
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I used to have an Iroq. I know. I know. I'm embarassed...lol. My bf at the time talked me into buying it.

One time the cop just let me go.

The other time I had to go to court and had it reduced to 10 mph over the limit and just paid a ticket.

I didn't go to jail or anything, not even for a few hours.
 
reno240 said:
You like those "bad boy" types Heather? Well, check this out. Once, I payed to see one movie - but snuck into another and watched two movies.

I know - I know - I am a bad ass. You want some of this now or what?
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Hell yeah! I do that too. PLUS I sneak in my own snacks in a big purse!

BAD GIRL
BAD GIRL
WHAT I'M GONNA DO
IS PAY FOR ONE MOVIE
BUT STAY AND WATCH TWO

YEAH YEAH!
 
heatherrae said:
Hell yeah! I do that too. PLUS I sneak in my own snacks in a big purse!

BAD GIRL
BAD GIRL
WHAT I'M GONNA DO
IS PAY FOR ONE MOVIE
BUT STAY AND WATCH TWO

YEAH YEAH!
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Straight up gangsta shit the both of you are throwing down. How do you both sleep at night doing this?
 
heatherrae said:
I used to have an Iroq. I know. I know. I'm embarassed...lol. My bf at the time talked me into buying it.

One time the cop just let me go.

The other time I had to go to court and had it reduced to 10 mph over the limit and just paid a ticket.

I didn't go to jail or anything, not even for a few hours.
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oh, for shit sake! it's IROC. . .as in international race of champions. . .the racing series pitting drivers from different disciplines against one and other in equally prepared cars. . .chicks :rolleyes:
 
heatherrae said:
One time the cop just let me go.

The other time I had to go to court and had it reduced to 10 mph over the limit and just paid a ticket.

I didn't go to jail or anything, not even for a few hours.
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Ah the joys of being good looking and having a vagina.

You will be a miserable ole hag should your looks ever fade. I hope that doesn't happen to ya.
 
My confession:

I have a bigger penis than even most porn stars, but sadly nobody knows about it because I never get laid. :(
 
I have been arrested twice....both while underage....THANK GOD!!
Once because I jump on the back of a undercover cop and also kicked him down south......(hey, I was trying to protect my b/f at the time...lol, I was like 110lbs soaking wet!!)
2nd time for breaking into a school and we set off the silent alarm, they let the dogs out on us and I still have scars from that bastard. :(
I used to be a very bad girl.
 
I once peed in a half-drank beer then gave it to a guy and watched him drink it.
 
I blew up our preacher's mail box with a pipe bomb when I was in high school.
 
digimon7068 said:
oh, for shit sake! it's IROC. . .as in international race of champions. . .the racing series pitting drivers from different disciplines against one and other in equally prepared cars. . .chicks :rolleyes:
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SOWWY...:whatever:
 
cranny said:
Straight up gangsta shit the both of you are throwing down. How do you both sleep at night doing this?
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I'm straight up out da hood, homie. represent! LOL.
 
stilleto said:
unless you're going to tell me that you killed someone or used to be a $2 crackwhore, not much shocks me about anyone.
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Meh. Most of my secrets are about sexual exploits...lol.
 
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