Its a chat board..so lets play bullshit with kakky

[AAP]

Straight guy staggers into the emergency room. Gasping for breath, eyes glazed, mumbling incoherently, barely makes it up to the nurses window.

With tears in his eyes, he gasps "need help.... back here....." while pointing to his rectum.

Taking him into a private room, the doctors get his clothes off him, and see deeply inserted into his anus, a 12 inch dildo. They ask him "who did this?"

Straight guy responds " was talking .... to gay friend..... got to wondering..... well you know...... about gays.... and butt stuff and all......"

The doctor exclaims "Well not a problem. We will get that removed right away."

Straight guy screams "NO!!! I don't want it removed...... just want the batteries changed...."

 

[rnch]

that doctor PROMISED he wouldn't tell!!!!!!!


so much for professional ethics!

 

[IMBIG]

*thinks about the hot chicks*

I am trully sorry is i have offended any gays on this site.... ya all wannna be my friends?

 

[Kakdiesel]

*thinks about the hot chicks*

I am trully sorry is i have offended any gays on this site.... ya all wannna be my friends?

IMBIG..i feel sorry for you...

Not even the horniest gay fucker would want to let you give them head nor would the horniest drunkest fat bitch in the world wanna fuck you..

Face it, you are a fuckin moron...who has to jerk off way too much

 

[IMBIG]

but but.. i want to be your friend *thinks of the hot chicks *

 

[AAP]

Gosh, I have never seen the bug eyed smiley face before.

 

[IMBIG]

See.. i have made you discovera new smilley.. one more reason to be my frind

 

[Kakdiesel]

No offense, but all of those people you mentioned above can kick YOUR ass in real life.

that aint no joke playa

 

[TheSalami]

come on, no woman can beat a man in a fight.

 

[Kakdiesel]

LOL i dunno man..i seen some scary ass women before that border that fine line between female and gorilla